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Funky Buddha Rolled Out the Red Carpet for the Release of Maple Bacon Coffee Porter in Bottles

If you're a beer fan in South Florida, unless you were tied down with some previous engagement -- and I mean physically tied down with either chains or nylon rope -- chances are you made the pilgrimage Saturday to downtown Oakland Park to the Funky Buddha Brewery's Maple Bacon Coffee Porter bottle-release festival.

The brewery celebrated the first true public bottle release of Maple Bacon Coffee Porter, its now-signature beer and the brew that initially put it on the map three years ago. It's a fitting first release.

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If you were there before the opening bell at 11 a.m., you might have seen a lineup that resembled the most wickedly awesome Black Friday deal line ever.

Through planning and foresight on the part of Funky Buddha, unless you really wanted to stand in a long line, the task was mostly unneeded. Some Clean Plate Charlie contributors, including me, arrived about 11:20 a.m. and were able to snake through the line and grab our bottle-securing wrist bands in under five minutes. With more than a half-dozen separate lines, the Buddha crew was prepared for probably double the amount of people who came out.

"We wanted to overprepare for today," said Funky Buddha's brand manager and overall nice guy John Linn. "It was to make sure that everything was overplanned, and we had more resources available just in case."

With food trucks and live music, it was a festival that rivaled and sometimes surpassed the opening-day ceremony of six months ago. Everything was just running smoother, and people were more used to some of the more interesting beer offerings on the table.

For me? I could knock down my Untappd list, but that might seem shallow and pedantic. Instead, a few of the highlights were: the ever-popular Maple Bacon Coffee Porter, with this batch pushing more on the maple and coffee/dark chocolate flavors; Don't Tell Reece, a peanut-butter- and chocolate-flavored beer that could be described as a "bag o' nuts" in the best way possible; and Polish Hammer, an imperial lager made in a collaboration with Tequesta Brewing, where all of the best aspects of a craft lager were made doubly so, with that lager yeast character coming to the forefront and some sweetness from the extra malts.

Even the guest taps were amazing. Cycle Brewing from Gulfport (and now St. Petersburg as well) keeps putting out some of the most amazing beers, and their Chocolate Bourbon barrel aged Batch 300 was no exception. Great chocolate flavors and a little bit of tart and fizz made it stand out. So far, I haven't been disappointed with an offering from Doug Dozark and the team out there on the west coast. Even Cigar City Brewing, Dogfish Head, and 7venth Sun were out in force.