Beautiful Creatures a Shot of Pop-Goth Hogwash

Yet another cavalierly abstinent teen hero sulks through the swamps of Beautiful Creatures, a shot of pop-goth hogwash so overheated that during its run theater owners could set aside a couple of aisles and cultivate Louisiana passionflower. Here witch Lena (Alice Eng­lert) is urged by her family to spurn the…

Die Hard, Die Alone

Does anyone care about John McClane anymore? That’s not the same as asking if you want to see A Good Day to Die Hard, the fifth in this series of films with increasingly outlandish action—and increasingly cumbersome titles. The most recent entry—the slick, ridiculous hit, Live Free or Die Hard—was…

Kiarostami in Exile

Abbas Kiarostami is preoccupied with my tape recorder. He wonders if it’s too far away from where he’s sitting. He makes his translator switch from one side of him to another so that the recorder is between them. After a while, clearly still anxious about, he picks it up and…

Get Some Lovin’ on the Holiday of Love

Valentine’s Day is supposed to be all about showing that special someone you care. And it’s the one day of the year in which you are pretty much guaranteed to get some sex. Malcolm’s at the Omphoy wants to not only help your chances but your endurance as well. For…

Single and looking to Mingle?

Valentine’s Day kind of sucks for single people. Everyone is all blah, blah, romance this and my sweetheart that. Well, if you’re looking to go out and celebrate your singledom or just pick someone up, the Swamp Bar at the Seminole Hard Rock Plaza is looking to help with its…

A Vrooming Valentine’s

A dozen roses and a romantic Italian restaurant — really, isn’t that how you celebrated Valentine’s Day for the past ten years? Lame. This year, do not succumb to the Hallmark doldrums; vroom vroom vroom your way into your Valentine’s heart instead at Xtreme Indoor Karting. Didn’t see that one…

50 Ocean Valentine’s Day Dinner

Get a five-course prix fixe dinner from 5 to 10 p.m. Thursday, February 14, at 50 Ocean in Delray Beach. The cost is $75 — or $95 if you add three wine courses — and reservations are suggested. Call 561-278-3364. Thu., Feb. 14, 5-10 p.m., 2013…

Party for One

We all have them, those smug couple friends who are always trying to make you feel like you should find the other part of your couple: “We just want you to meet someone nice.” Little do they know, while they’re out eating their lame romantic couples dinner, you’re out partying…

Pucker Up

French isn’t called a Romance language for nothing. Technically speaking, of course, the designation has less to do with the sexy syllables than it does with origins in the Roman Empire, but that’s just splitting etymological hairs. Get some help conjugating those verbs — wink, nudge — during the Valentine’s…

Get Your HeART Pumping

You could enjoy looking at artwork and eating a meal in your own living room. But what fun would that be? Get off your couch and celebrate a belated Valentine’s Day at the inaugural HeARTs on the Drive event in Wilton Manors instead. See what Wilton Drive has to offer…

What She Really Wants For Valentine’s Day

The neo-burlesque movement is a welcome shot of frivolity and sexuality in America’s all-too-often prudish demeanor. But as fun as those pasties and pinups can be, the ladies in the audience usually get short shrift. Enter Hurly Burly, the region’s only all-male burlesque revue. Forget alabaster skin and voluptuous curves;…

Beatles Rock Yoga

Fact: The Beatles make everything better. Also fact: The benefits of yoga go far beyond physical results including improving overall mood and mental health. When you put the two together, you get a winning combination that is sure to give you a “Ticket to Ride” on the inner peace train…

Hit the Slots and Watch The Fight

Can’t make it out to London to watch Brazilian mixed martial arts fighter Renan Barao defend his Ultimate Fighting Championship interim bantamweight belt? It is a shame, because the skilled jujitsu specialist is riding a 29-win streak, and his opponent, Michael McDonald, is one worthy adversary. McDonald is unbeaten in…

Blues Music Goes Celluloid

The second-annual Florida Blues Film Festival is the celluloid companion to the hooting and hollering revelry that is the Riverwalk Blues and Music Festival. Held at the chic Maxwell Room — site of many a posh wedding reception — this film festival will be screening Blues Music Awards’ nominated flicks…

Get KeroWACKED

On the Road may just be the movie people go see for Kristen Stewart’s boobs, but it’s based on one of the Beat Generation’s greatest novels. Who better encapsulated the feeling of being lost and found all at once than Jack Kerouac? Which is why the Boynton Beach Art District…

There’s No Place Like “Om”

Let’s face it. Life is stressful. And along with stress come many unwanted ailments. Maybe it’s time to try a more holistic approach. Many people swear by the healing touch of acupuncture, massage therapy, tai chi, herbal remedies, and a raw veggie diet. See if the holistic lifestyle can change…

Top Chef Alum at Winn-Dixie

Top Chef alum chef Fabio Viviani will visit Winn-Dixie (1515 E. Hallandale Beach Blvd. in Hallandale Beach) for a cooking demo from 3 to 6 p.m. Thursday, February 21. Thu., Feb. 21, 3-6 p.m., 2013…

Classic Ale Style of Belgium

Total Wine in Palm Beach Gardens will host a class exploring the classic ale styles of Belgium from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Thursday, February 21. The cost is $15 per person. Call 561-622-7340. Thu., Feb. 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m., 2013…

Bring Your Sugar Daddy to “Sugar Babies”

Here in South Florida, we’re used to seeing sugar daddies parking their 1967 Chevys in more modern garages, if you know what I mean. There are even sugar mommas, who have ridden the cougar train all the way to happy town since Demi Moore made cougars cool by jumping Ashton…

Larger Than Life

From far away, a woman might look flawless. But magnify the parts of her body and her story may unfold before your eyes. If you look closely, you may see every crease in the berry-stained lips of a woman filled with desire. Or look again and you may notice the…