Too Much Angst, Not Enough Saga in The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Bella: I’m coming. Edward: I don’t want you to. —The Twilight Saga: New Moon Worry not for the purity of your tween girls, global mothers. Where Catherine Hardwicke’s lively, irreverent take on the first book in the Twilight series at least made room for a few suggestive winks, the sequel…

The Road Review: Cormac McCarthy Adaptation Takes path of Least Resistance

The Road, Cormac McCarthy’s Pulitzer Prize–winning, Oprah-endorsed post-apocalyptic survivalist prose poem — in which a father and his 10-year-old son traverse a despoiled landscape of unspeakable horror — was a quick, lacerating read. John Hillcoat’s literal adaptation, which arrives one Thanksgiving past its original release date is, by contrast, a…

Meet the Four Artists Who Won $1,000 MasterMind Awards

What do origami, giant squid, petri dishes, and a laundromat have in common? If you guessed the first New Times Broward/Palm Beach MasterMind Awards, you’d be right. Our paper recently held a contest to recognize movers and shakers in the local arts community. Thanks to a sponsor, the Amplitude Academy…

You Can’t Hate What You Can’t See

Remember those good feelings during the Panthers offseason? All that talk about how losing a stud defenseman wouldn’t cripple the team, and how the young players are going to take the next step? Now we’re about a quarter of the way through the season and that talk all seems like…

Two-fer Tuesday

Two fascinating exhibits are opening side by side at the Boca Museum of Art (501 Plaza Real, Boca Raton): One contains enigmatic art, the other a New Guinean Skull Rack. “An Unfinished Conversation: Collecting Enrique Martinez Celaya” includes 19 works by the famous Cuban-born artist and Delay Beach resident, including…

Look With Your Eyes, Boys

Never underestimate the effect of a well-placed swish of crinoline in a boy’s face. There. That one was free. You’re welcome. If you want more tips and tricks on making fellas pant, you’ll have to drop into Respectable Street tonight at 10. That’s when doors open for Fresh and Unused,…

Now Making Salsa: West Palm Mayors

Hispanic Heritage Month may have ended in October but the festivities will continue through November at Greenacres Community Park (2095 Jog Road, Greenacres) with SalsaFest, a cultural event celebrating some of the music and flavors of the Hispanic community. In its third year, SalsaFest will feature tunes from international recording…

Turn Your Swag On!

Ten reasons why you should go to a Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin Tribute Show. 1) These pop crooners defined ’60s counterculture. This was the peak of human entertainment. (Yeah, we’re willing to wager.) 2) Sinatra womanized, and women liked it. 3) Getting your tribute fix: Tony Sands as Frank…

Get Mind Blown

Starving for your art in a city that’s quickly becoming renowned for its apathy toward all things cool is bringing your passion to a whole new level. Shows are being cancelled left and right, clubs can’t stay open, and good luck getting your independent art noticed. But if you keep…

The Powers of 10×10

Perhaps you’ve heard of Showtel, hands-down Palm Beach County’s coolest annual art exhibit. Organized by independent curator Kara Walker-Tomé for the past eight years, Showtel lets artists take over hotel rooms at West Palm Beach’s Hotel Biba for a night. In each room, the art is built in a three-dimensional…

Gospel of Paul

So, how much sting will Chris Paul and the Hornets have when they come to visit American Airlines Arena (601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami) on Sunday? New Orleans is coming off a game the night before at home against the Atlanta Hawks, who knocked the Heat out of the playoffs in…

Bustle and Flow

Are you a sucker for the sleek silhouettes of the 1930s? Those playful shears, when worn modernly, still look en vogue. Maybe the dame-amplifying angles of the ’40s, the frilly frocks of the ’50s, or the hostess eras of the ’60s and ’70s are more in line with your textile…

Sweat the Small Stuff

Downsizing doesn’t always have to be a bad thing. Take the “Small Stuff 3” exhibit that opens today at the Bear and Bird Boutique. For the third year, an eclectic group of more than 50 local, national, and international artists will showcase their small-scale art — from paintings to embroidery…

Coming of Age in the Depression

Brighton Beach Memoirs just folded on Broadway after a one-week run, despite glowing reviews from the New York Times, the New Yorker, and every other big publication. It seems ticket sales were “appalling,” which is somehow appropriate for a semi-autobiographical Neil Simon play set in 1937. That year, the economy…

Original and Indie? Dig Out the Skinny Jeans and PBR.

With the popularity of indie dance parties springing up, it’s good to come across two bands that are reaching out to local audiences — with bags full of dance moves and lyrics that hit home. Bonnie Riot crafts a memorable all-inclusive riotgrrl sound that borrows from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs…

The Treasure of the Beaujolais

The release of the year’s nouveau Beaujolais every third Thursday of November is cause for celebration in France, and for 2009, it is in Pompano Beach too. From 6 to 8 tonight, Bispo’s Cellar (2112 E. Atlantic Blvd., Pompano Beach) will be pouring a trio of the light, fruity, easy-drinking…

Classic Gender-Bending

For those of us who love a good parody of the classics, Shut Up, Sweet Charlotte! — based on the novel and camp classic film Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) starring Bette Davis — oughta hit the mark. This Southern gothic tale tells the story of Charlotte Hollis (Ricky Graham),…

Your Pain Is His Pleasure

Carlos Mencia, the controversial Latino comedian famous for lampooning racial stereotypes, politics and anything else that suits his fancy, will perform standup tonight at 7:30 p.m. at Hard Rock Live. He got his start performing at Los Angeles comedy clubs and released his first album in 2000. Five years later,…

Sleeping with the Enemy. Maybe.

Sensitive problems are sometimes best digested with laughter. Humor opens eyes and eases tensions, while heavy-handed moralizing, on the other hand, closes hearts. Especially in this age of paranoia, Americans could use some laughs at their own expense and at subjects considered too serious for chuckles. Christopher Durang’s Why Torture…

Get Physical with DJ T

Proof that music journalists are sometimes good for something, Thomas Koch, a.k.a. DJ T, made his true mark in the industry by founding Groove magazine some 20 years ago. With Koch at the helm as editor and publisher, it quickly became the bible in his native Germany for everything related…