Another Reason to Thank Japan

Since about a half century ago, Japan has exported a range of delights to the world, among them: sushi, haikus, bonsai trees, Toyotas, gadgetry, servant robots, anime, Hello Kitty, Power Rangers, Zen-ness. But one thing that’s never fully caught on (and I’m not talking about militarism, whale meat, or Sumo…

Who is the Proopdog?

Improvisational guru Greg Proops is a strange cat, really; strange enough to refer to himself on his website in almost a dozen totally odd ways: Proopkitty, Dr. P, Darth Proops, Mr. Proopwell, Prooples, and, of course, Proopdog. While this could be a sign that schizophrenia has finally set in, it’s…

Hot Dates

Sure, you don’t ordinarily get all hot ´n’ bothered scheduling tasks for the upcoming year. With penciled reminders for a routine New Year hi-colonic, a February tattoo removal, and one obligatory scrap-booking class with stepmother in March — who can blame you? But something tells us that, if you plunk…

Theater on the Redeye

At Barry University on a recent evening, Antonio Amadeo was showing signs of strain. “All my writers are leaving,” he said as he watched another top-tier SoFla playwright disappear into the night. He looked like a kid whose best friends had bailed at a slumber party. “My prediction is, in…

Our top DVD picks scheduled for release this week:

Bratz (Lionsgate) Drunken Angel: The Criterion Collection (Criterion) Elvis: Blue Suede Collection (Warner Bros.) ESPNU Honor Roll: The Best of College Football Vol. 3 (ESPN) Happy Days: The Third Season (Paramount) Hot Fuzz: 3-Disc Collector’s Edition (Universal) The Land Before Time: The Wisdom of Friends (Universal) Laverne & Shirley: The…

Wonderful World of Oz

An exhibit of memorabilia and merchandise inspired by the Frank Baum classic “Wonderful World of Oz” aims at creating a miniature magical kingdom. In a community theateresque experience, you will literally follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City exhibit. Here, the man behind the curtain is executive director…

Touch of Evel

Hot Rod (Paramount) Andy Samberg, best known for stuffing his dick in a box on Saturday Night Live, is Rod Kimble, a wannabe stuntman with very little “man” in him. He lives with his mom (Sissy Spacek, not kidding) and a stepdad (Ian McShane), who needs a new heart at…

What a Toad

Hard to believe that it’s been 20 years since the release of The Princess Bride, if only because it hasn’t aged a day — the mark of something truly, blessedly timeless. Bereft of the pop-culture gags that curdle the Shrek movies and absent the cynicism of most other kids’ films…

One of Us Must Know

Something about that movie, though, well I just can’t get it out of my head/But I can’t remember why I was in it or what part I was supposed to play.— Bob Dylan, “Brownsville Girl” Bob Dylan isn’t “there” in Todd Haynes’ staggering mix tape of a biopic, I’m Not…

Like a Complete Unknown

I’m Not There is the movie of the year — but to whom does Todd Haynes’s Bob Dylan biopic actually belong, and when was it really made? The great attention-grabber of last month’s New York Film Festival, I’m Not There is as notable for its stunt casting as its elusive…

PlumbTuckered Out?

There’s no surer sign that a franchise is in trouble than when it blasts into outer space. So you were right to be nervous when Nintendo announced its plans to follow up the subpar game Super Mario Sunshine with something called Super Mario Galaxy, which promised to launch the mustached…

Calling All Wenches

Are you pale, malnourished, and gap-toothed? Can you mimic a generic English accent, or hike your ham-sized mammies up in a corset? Do you strum a mean lute? Do you carry plague? If you answered “aye” to any of these questions, you may be just the sort the Florida Renaissance…

A Challah-vuh Festival

OK, so an all-Jewish film festival might seem a tad daunting for your gentile sensibilities. This, and the inevitable questions that follow, are expected. Queries like: “Does every Jewish flick have an obligatory ‘priest and rabbi’ one-liner and a meshugana overprotective mother?” Short answer: negative. Take the Palm Beach Jewish…

Get to the Gridiron

Being a Miami football fan this year is akin to being a prisoner of war: The experience just keeps getting worse, with no end in sight. As anxiety slowly morphs into desperation, you want to do something, anything, to change matters — but you’re trapped and your captors are out…

Clara Goes to Kenya

What was Christ if not radically egalitarian? He ate with lepers and fallen women and routinely thumbed his nose at The Man. The holiday bearing his name should have multicultural celebrations, no? The Chocolate Nutcracker is just that. This modern twist on the old classic goes up tempo, as the…

The Bassist of Modern Music

Musicians and music buffs certainly remember Jaco Pastorius, the bassist who single-handedly changed the instrument forever. But if you haven’t heard of him, he warrants some time on Youtube. His 1976 solo performance of “A Portrait of Tracy” – available on the site – is patently a work of genius…

Local Yokels Armed With Brushes

There’s been a lot of emphasis on consuming locally lately. We do it for everything from produce to the news, so if ya’ think about it, there’s no reason we shouldn’t also include local art. Who better to give us perspective on a South Florida encounter than the artiste who…

We’ll Show You Ours

Imagining an audience naked is touted as a cure for stage fright. In Naked Boys Singing, however, the scenario is reversed: the actors are naked and the audience watches, perhaps in fright. A movie based on a Broadway play, Naked Boys Singing starts with 10 denuded dudes on-stage, belting out…

Garnett in Green

It was fun there for about 15 years, wondering when the Celtics were going to come out of their tailspin. They tried everything, from grossly overpaying Rick Pitino to grossly overfeeding Vin Baker, and yet they still couldn’t put together a team with more than a few players – OK,…

A Saint he Ain’t

Reverend Bob Levy wouldn’t be the best counsel to seek out for confession – unless you consider being called a pussy-ass fag boy as absolution. Known as much for his participation on the Howard Stern Show as for his stand up career, the Rev’ has pummeled out a name for…

KISS Country

There’s something pleasantly ironic about well-mannered, artsy types saddling up to the “Starchild” himself, Paul Stanley, and having a civil conversation about modern art while purchasing one of his paintings. Would it surprise you if, at any moment, he pulled out a flying V guitar, knocked some old broad over…

Ming’s Modern-Day Makeover

This may shock some culturally deprived folks, but China has brought about more than just MSG-infused fried foods and kung fu films. Just ask the 27 contemporary furniture designers showing their creations at Museum of Art Fort Lauderdale (1 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale) as part of an exhibit…