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Ladies, let’s chat about a scenario that’s happened to all of us. It starts like this: You and your boyfriend break up because he lives on some dude’s couch and can’t hold a job – you grew weary of picking up both the check and his dirty laundry. A week…

In the Mind of Madness

Photo credit: Karin Martinez Talking on the phone with prolific comedian Richard Lewis is like attending one of his stand up shows: Ask a pleasantry such as “How are you doing?” and the answer you get is a hilarious exposition that starts with meeting his future wife at one of…

Get Your Naan Ready

The promise of a festival with henna tattooing alone is too much to resist – yes, you still love to freak our parents out with a face-spanning henna tribal – but throw in the possibility of eating outrageous amounts of curry, and you’re totally there. But that’s not all. The…

Papa Don’t Preach

“My goddaughter called me up last year and said that her girlfriends couldn’t believe that I was Duke the Dog in Barnyard,” says Dom Irrera. He’s chatting with us during a short break from his new television series, the Supreme Court of Comedy out in L.A. “She said ‘Could you…

Sweet on Meat

BBQ’s fridge is empty. He’s multitasking at home in Montreal: hacking up smoke from a night of partying, talking with us on the phone, and mixing a batch of Kraft macaroni and cheese with all butter, ´cause he’s outta milk. He’s also trying to prioritize an alarmingly lengthy to-do list…

Oh, What a Night

In a city where the clubs close at sunrise, it’s a no wonder that South Beach revelers know what stimulants can keep ´em up all night. Energy drinks, people – we’re talking about energy drinks. Jeez, get your mind out of the gutter. You’ll need to stock up on extra…

Ay, Chihuahua!

It’s a food product! It’s a dance! It’s a festival! Bring your appetite, party shoes, and fastest little doggie to partake in SalsaFest (a.k.a. all the tomato chunks and cilantro you could ever desire). Salsa cook-offs, dancing competitions, domino tournaments, and a Chihuahua race will be held, along with other…

You Say Cheesy Like It’s a Bad Thing

There are a few calendar days that warrant a collective weep for the lactose-intolerant community. National Ice Cream Day (July 18) and National Butterscotch Pudding Day (September 19th ) are standouts, but now we can add a whole weekend to the list, thanks to Sorrento Cheese’s Feast of Little Italy…

Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need References

Just think about all the pop culture references you’d miss out on if you never saw the classic 1985 film Back to the Future. When a hungry friend mentions that her flux capacitor needs refueling, you’d be all like, “WTF?!” You – like the rest of the scientific community –…

Don’t Just Stand There, Bust a Groove

If you’re like most people, “Groovin’” gets bumped from your daily to-do list for more pressing schedule conflicts, like school and work. Without having an allotted time, “Groovin’” gets smashed into little more than a communal mid-shift toke break with the guys from the graphics department. But for Wilmington, North…

Martinis Don’t Require Warm-up Stretches

Certain events just kick off the holiday season: the tree-lighting in Rockefeller Center, clearance sales on strappy sandals at your favorite secret shoe spot, and the Radio City Christmas Spectacular Starring the Rockettes. Sure, as a girl you wanted to be a Rockette. Now as an adult you’re still tempted…

Black & White & Shot All Over

Photographer Michael Joseph is best known for his modern, 35mm photos, highlighting structural angles. Peter Langone is internationally recognized for his celebrity shots. Put their works together and you’ve got “Form & Function,” an exhibition of mostly black-and-white images contrasting bodies and architecture. Intrigued? Meet the artists from 7 to…

Building a Better Food Fest

The Palm Beach Food & Wine Festival, only in its first year, might already be a better foodie shindig than its megabucks South Beach cousin. First, you have unlimited access to sample food and booze from more than 20 of the finest restaurants and wine bars in Palm Beach, like…

Livin’ the Hi-Life

It’s nice seeing a Florida boy achieve some success, so when Hi-Life Café’s own Carlos Fernandez made his way onto the second season of Bravo’s Top Chef, we were thrilled. Now that Fernandez’ star has risen, everyone back home is curious about the experience. Happy to oblige a little dish…

Apocalypse Soon

Space junk, iPhones, injuries on Dancing With the Stars. A trillion dollars expunged in Iraq while Bush vetoes healthcare for children. Credit markets decay, oil nears $90. How long before a shoe drops? If global warming is just hot air, then nothing could stop us on our trajectory — except…

Preseasoning

Heat fans, beware: The loser talk has already begun. After Miami closed out its seven-game preseason slate with a seventh loss, this by 17 points to the defending champion Spurs, a reporter apparently asked Udonis Haslem his thoughts on the worst preseason in the Heat’s 20-year history. “Even though we’re…

Scramble Me Up a Universe

Most of the experiments slated to run at the Large Hadron Collider, the particle accelerator under construction outside Geneva, involve blasting protons at one another and seeing if any weird bits of matter are produced. Hopes are high that the collider will produce a Higgs boson — the mysterious little…

Our top DVD picks scheduled for release this week:

The Adventures of Aquaman (Warner Bros.) The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Volume One (Paramount) Battleship Potemkin (Kino) Breathless: The Criterion Collection (Criterion) Commune (First Run) The Company (Sony) Fantastic Planet (Accent Cinema) Home of the Brave (MGM) Hostel: Director’s Cut (Sony) Hostel: Part II (Sony)Into Great Silence (Zeitgeist) The…

The Boys Are Back

Directors Series: Stanley Kubrick (Warner Bros.) Most of the old Kubrick DVDs were crap: full-screen editions with poor pictures and virtually no special features. This set makes up for them with 2001, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and Eyes Wide Shut (hey, who farted?), all looking great…

Dan in Reel Life

Dan in Real Life has this much going for it: It is not the worst Steve Carell film of 2007. That honor, of course, goes to Evan Almighty, which even the Lord walked out of during the second reel. Fact is, Dan in Real Life isn’t really much of a…

Bang Bang for Your Buck

Whether it’s $600 PlayStation 3s or the five bucks Nintendo shamelessly charges for 20-year-old NES games on the Wii’s Virtual Console, gamers have gotten used to assuming the position when it comes to the costs of their hobby. So if you’ve just heard about The Orange Box — five of…

Three Tickets to Xanadu

These reviews are part of our continuing coverage of the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival. American Visa. For all of the modern travel conveniences, the distance between two continents can seem as unbridgeable nowadays as it was during the 16th-century Age of Exploration. Bolivian director Juan Carlos Valdivia’s American Visa…