Last Vegas Is Like a Reverse Mentos Commercial Starring Old Guys

It’s a dumbfounding irony that the fiction of the “entitled, selfish millennial” was invented by Baby Boomers. The generation that created Saturday Night Live and National Lampoon grew up to be weirdly deaf to irony, and probably won’t even get what a damning metaphor Last Vegas accidentally turns out to…

Paradise Director Diablo Cody Hearts God, Hates Directing

“I don’t get asked questions about stripping anymore — which is a relief,” beams Diablo Cody. Understandably. Cody spent one year on the pole and a whole lot longer on her knees at a Roman Catholic school, where the priests had old-world accents and made young Diablo attend Mass before…

2 Jacks a Father-Son Drama Tut-Tutting Millennials

5:30 p.m. Thursday, October 24, at Cinema Paradiso-Lauderdale, 503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale; 954-525-3456; fliff.com. also 5:30 p.m. Friday, October 25, at Cinema Paradiso-Hollywood, 2008 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 954-525-3456; Fliff.com.False gravity weighs down 2 Jacks, a father-son drama less interested in exploring familial relations than in tut-tutting the millennials…

The Prime Ministers: The Pioneers Chronicles Israel’s First 60 Years

7:30 p.m. Saturday, October 26, at Cinema Paradiso-Hollywood, 2008 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; 954-525-3456; Fliff.com. also noon Sunday, October 27, at Muvico Pompano 18, 2315 N. Federal Highway, Pompano Beach; 954-946-6008; muvico.com/Broward-18. and 5:30 p.m. Thursday, October 31, at Cinema Paradiso-Lauderdale, 503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale; 954-525-3456; fliff.com.Richard Trank’s The…

Aziz Ansari: Dudes, the Number of Dick Pics You Send is Startling

“Imagine if marriage didn’t exist, and you’re a guy and you ask someone to get married,” proposes comedian Aziz Ansari in his new Netflix stand-up special, Buried Alive, which premieres November 1. “Hey, so we’ve been hanging out all the time, spending a lot of time together. I want to…

The Fifth Estate Never Puts Julian Assange Into Focus

Being a sensible person, you’ve probably taken a liking to Benedict Cumberbatch — the actor, Dickensian beanpole, and banana-fana name-game destroyer who has lately played everyone literate geeks adore: Sherlock, Smaug, Kahn. And, as a sensible person, you probably were curious — even heartened — to hear Cumberbatch would appear…

12 Years a Slave Prizes Radiance Over Life

Steve McQueen’s 12 Years a Slave is the movie for people who think they’re too smart for The Butler. The story it tells, a true one, is horrifying: In 1841, Solomon Northup, a free, educated black man from Saratoga, New York, was kidnaped, sold into slavery, and transported to Louisiana…

That Carrie Remake is Surprisingly Good

Kimberly Peirce changes almost nothing in her rallying remake of Brian De Palma’s classic about a troubled telekinetic teenager. She doesn’t have to. Yes, now the mean girls who pelt Carrie with tampons upload a cell phone video of the attack, and the well-meaning jock who squires the school outcast…

Machete Kills Is a B Movie Worth Buying

During his 2012 presidential campaign, Republican candidate Herman Cain rhapsodized about the fence he’d build on the U.S.-Mexico border: 20 feet tall with barbed wire, electricity, and a moat. “And I would put those alligators in that moat!” he cheered. For Machete Kills, Robert Rodriguez built that fence but left…

Wadjda Is a Simple, Solid, Affecting Film

Like all kid protagonists in movies, Wadjda’s Wadjda wants one pure thing so much that the very concept of want shades into need. If this plucky Saudi Arabian girl (played by preteen Waad Mohammed) doesn’t get a bicycle, it seems, some fundamental quality of hers might not survive her adolescence…

It’s a Good Time for Bruce Willis, Action Star, to Die Hard

Something’s seemed different about No. 1 American action hero Bruce Willis lately. His action movie output in recent years has mostly been stunt casting in mediocre sequels (The Expendables 2, G.I. Joe: Retaliation), or supporting roles in little-seen B-movies (Setup, Catch .44, Fire with Fire), as if he’s in a…

Valentine Road is a Great, Urgent Doc About the Murder of an LGBT Teen

Perhaps the best and worst thing about young teenagers is that they’re capable of what George W. Bush fans used to call “great moral clarity.” In HBO’s sure-to-make-you-bawl documentary Valentine Road, Aliyah, a student at E.O. Green Junior High School in Oxnard, California, breaks down the differences between gayness and…

Parkland Can’t Quite Honor Life After JFK

“What a shitty place to die.” Whatever your feelings about Dallas, that’s a pretty harsh assessment. Then again, the character in Peter Landesman’s well-intentioned but unfulfilling Parkland who says it, an aide to fallen President John F. Kennedy, can probably be forgiven for his snotty Yankee attitude. Next month marks…

Gravity Is a Thrilling Breakthrough

Some movies are so tense and deeply affecting that they shave years off your life as you’re watching, only to give back that lost time, and more, at the end. Alfonso Cuarón’s Gravity is one of those movies. Sandra Bullock and George Clooney play astronauts — one a medical engineer,…

You Will Be My Son: A Tense but Anticlimactic Drama of Father-Son Struggles

The Great Santini with a pinch of Straw Dogs in French wine country, Gilles Legrand’s You Will Be My Son recalls the “A” pictures Hollywood has basically stopped making. Whether Legrand’s alternately compelling and clichéd drama of father-son struggles achieves the greatness of the aforementioned films is another matter. Paul…

In Zaytoun, Stephen Dorff Portrays an Israeli POW

For anyone itching to see Stephen Dorff portray an Israeli POW, your opportunity has finally arrived. Zaytoun follows Dorff’s Yoni, an Israeli pilot imprisoned by the Palestinian Liberation Organization in 1982 Beirut. In captivity, he befriends Fahed (Abdallah El Akal), a fast-talking 12-year-old refugee and one of the PLO’s newly…

Metallica: Through the Never‘s Weird Provocation of White Aggreivement

In their experimental new film, Metallica endeavor to translate the anger and pain in their music into a visual medium. Directed by Nimród Antalis, Metallica Through the Neveris the band’s second big-screen effort, the first being being the 2004 behind-the-scenes documentary Metallica: Some Kind of Monster. That debut, created by…