Starbuck a Comedy About Artificial Insemination Gone Awry

An ostensibly feel-good French-Canadian comedy about artificial insemination gone awry, Ken Scott’s Starbuck mainly makes you feel like taking a shower. The protagonist is a hapless 40-year-old Montreal bachelor named David (Patrick Huard), whose life is turned upside down when he learns that his sperm-donating spree 20 years ago has…

Roger Ebert: Why There Can Never Be Another

A common sentiment recurs through the abundance of eulogies and obituaries penned by film critics in the wake of his death late last week: Roger Ebert was an inspiration. It’s easy enough to be encouraged by another’s success—to regard an esteemed elder colleague with a combination of admiration and envy—but…

Detour Is a Thriller You’ll Actually Feel

Again and again, movies show you killing, but it’s one in a thousand on-screen killings that might get you to feel something of what killing is actually like. The same goes for fucking, but there, the numbers are worse: Whether it’s Hollywood’s quick-cut, nothing-below-the-waist bedroom montages or the mechanized chug…

War Witch Offers Up the Abruptness of Atrocity

Hannah Arendt coined banality of evil while watching Nazis on trial, and Canadian writer/director Kim Nguyen’s War Witch inspires a phrase that doesn’t rhyme but might be adjacent: the abruptness of atrocity. In War Witch, a kid playing with a wooden beam one moment might be forced to kill her…

Hunky Dory Gives the 1970s Their Day in the Karaoke Movie Sun

Adolescent angst is mostly insufferable to almost anyone past voting age, and the rebirth of the musical drama, where feelings are condensed into manipulative pop, hasn’t helped. Hunky Dory, the latest from Billy Elliott producer Jonathan Finn, is what results when somebody decides — after Glee, Rock of Ages, and…

Dorfman in Love a Passable Rom-Com

Poor Elliot Gould. The once venerable actor has been reduced to playing nothing but crotchety old men — and, in the case of Brad Leong’s Dorfman in Love, homophobic ones at that. Gould’s obsessively grieving widower does loosen up as the film goes on, and he plays only a supporting…

Five Awesome/Crazy Theories About The Shining From Room 237

Like the blood that gushes forth from the elevators of the Overlook Hotel, brilliant/ridiculous theories of what Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining is really about have for years surged madly and memorably — especially online, where the internet’s dead-ends, blind links, and back-where-you-started arguments just might be another part of the…

G.I. Joe: Retaliation: Dumb as Catbutt but Still Fun

What must Bruce Willis have felt when he discovered that his seven or so minutes of G.I. Joe: Retaliation screen time offer much more agreeable Bruce Willis-ness than the entirety of A Good Day to Die Hard? Or that his cameo, shot two years ago and rich with quips and…

Stoker Is a Creepy, Beautifully Acted Thriller

Puberty is sex and sex is murder in Stoker, a Hitchcockian stew of hothouse familial jealousy, sadism, and psychosis all tied together by one teenaged girl’s homicidal coming of age. Psychosexual imagery permeates every inch of renowned South Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook’s stateside debut. A blood-tipped pencil or water dripping…

Harmony Korine Explains the “Beauty in Horror” of Spring Break

Spring Breakers’ provocative director on the darkness beneath college partiers’ booze, boobs, and bad decisions. To most of the world, spring break seems like a lot of fun, but people who live in Miami, Fort Lauderdale, or South Padre Island understand the dark side. Damn college kids pass through for…

Molly’s Theory: A Head-Scratcher

Best known as a 40-year veteran of the indie distribution scene, Jeff Lipsky has latterly carved out a sideline as one of New York’s most idiosyncratic indie filmmakers — a purveyor of confessional, sexually frank relationship dramas clearly indebted to his acknowledged masters: Mike Leigh and John Cassavetes. The best…