Mark Militello, Carlos Fernandez, and More to Dish at Whole Foods

Four top toques, including the latest gastronomaestro to pull up to the stove in our fair city, will demo and dish the fruits (and meats and produce) of their culinary labors to celebrate the ninth anniversary and reopened Lifestyle Center of the Fort Lauderdale Whole Foods Market.Mark Militello, now chef…

Top Five Spicy Restaurants to Beat the Summer Heat

It’s hot out. Like standing sweat, hair-matted-down, ass-stuck-to-the-seat hot. And thanks to the six months of virtual summer we get around here, it doesn’t look like it’s going to be relenting anytime soon. When it’s this hot out, all you want to do is sit inside with a cold drink…

Five Very Dark Rums

Dark rum, like dark beer, is something of a grey area: how dark is dark? Just as there are acres of difference between, say, a dark lager and an imperial stout, many bottles of rum wearing the ‘dark’ label are merely not light. That won’t suffice for this quick jaunt…

Michelle Bernstein on Top Chef Last Night

South Florida’s own Michelle Bernstein made an appearance as guest judge on Top Chef last night in what turned out to be an interesting episode. The program may have also revealed a little bit of a chef rivalry between Miami-based chef-testant Andrea Curto Randazzo and Bernstein herself.It all started with…

Squat-N-Gobble on the Paul and Young Ron Show

Jamie, chef/owner of underground restaurant Squat-N-Gobble, appeared Wednesday and Thursday morning on the Paul and Young Ron Show. The show brought me on a few weeks ago to talk about the phenomenon of rogue restaurants after I wrote this article.For the unfamiliar, a rogue restaurant is a word-of-mouth eatery typically…

What’s Your Ideal Hamburger?

One of my friends — we’ll call him the esteemed Dr. Niles — recently posted a question on Facebook that had a bunch of people talking. The question goes, “your ideal hamburger… what’s on it? how’s it cooked? bun type?… go!!”Naturally, few can resist this type of inquiry. What is…

Bahia Cabana Happy Hour

The place: Bahia Cabana, 3001 Harbor Drive (A1A) Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-524-1555.The hours: Three, count ’em — three happy hours a day. 7 to 11 a.m., 4 to 7 p.m., and after 10 p.m.The deal: During the morning and afternoon shifts, all drinks are a dollar off. Two-for-one piña coladas and…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Rene Barbier NV Mediterranean Red

“OK, Mister Tight-With-a-Buck,” I hear you ask. “What’s the cheapest wine you know of that doesn’t suck?”  So maybe you didn’t really ask. But I’ll tell you anyway.  It’s the nonvintage Rene Barbier Mediterranean Red and White. I’ve already touted Barbier’s white wine — a blend of Xarello, Macabeo, and…

Rocco’s Tacos Las Olas to Open in Former Smith & Jones Spot

The former home to Smith & Jones on Las Olas won’t sit empty long. A third location of Rocco’s Tacos & Tequila Bar will open in the spot this fall.Rocco Mangel, who co-owns the two other Rocco’s Tacos with the Big Time Restaurant Group, said he has been negotiating the…

Via Luna in Fort Lauderdale: Order Up

This week in Dish, we review Via Luna, the high-end Italian joint in the Ritz-Carlton on Fort Lauderdale beach. Via Luna replaced the much-loved Cero after the Ritz bought the place. The hotel chain brought in a classically trained chef, which sounds promising, but saddled him with an Italian menu…

Alternative Eating With Wild Alaskan Salmon Burgers

The life of a restaurant critic isn’t always healthy. And lately, I’ve been feeling the effects of a rather luxurious diet. A couple of weeks ago, I came down with a case of food poisoning so severe it knocked me flat out for four days. And just a week before…

Woes Continue at the Village at Gulfstream Park

The Village at Gulfstream Park, a massive, billion-dollar outdoor shopping mall adjoined to the Gulfstream Race Track, is struggling in the summer heat, at least according to this article from the Sun-Sentinel. The story, which cites intense heat and the economy as contributing factors in the mall’s troubles, comes hot…

Beer of the Week: Stone Brewing Co. Smoked Porter

There was a time when exotic beer didn’t enjoy the cachet it does today and instead was classified as downright weird. Folks were prepared to accept the division of lagers/ales/porters and stouts), but anything escaping those boundaries was unacceptable. Fruity beers existed, but you had to go to a fancy…

$10 Lunch: Cielito Lindo

The deal: This long-standing restaurant serves Tex-Mex-inspired dishes in a quaint setting that looks like a Mexican cottage. It’s named after a classic Mexican tune played by Mariachi bands and not the famous Los Angeles restaurant. The Lighthouse Point location is now closed, but this Cielito Lindo on 44th St…

Guess Where I’m Eating?

Here’s a clue — this shot was taken at a restaurant located in a strip mall. Does that narrow it down a bit? It’s in Broward County. From the photo, it’s pretty obvious what kind of food is served here.  Click on the jump to see a larger image. …

Hot Dogs! Getcher Haute Dogs!

When is a hot dog a haute dog?   When it’s a Snake River Farms Kobe hot dog, that’s when.  This ain’t your granddaddy’s tube of vigorously emulsified petroleum binding polymers but a big, thick cylinder of rich and meaty-tasting beef. Now, Kobe beef has been the recipient of more hype…

Lightlife Gimme Lean Fake Sausage: A Taste Test

We understand that eating meat is one of the badder things you can do for the planet, what with trees being cut to make way for pastures, cows chewing cud where soybeans could otherwise flourish, and heifer poop emitting methane into the air. While Mama and I haven’t exactly committed…

Smith & Jones Started Sour, Got Better, but Closed Anyway

Smith & Jones, the second restaurant on Las Olas opened by venerable Chef Johnny Vinczencz, closed its doors for good after dinner Saturday night. The comfort-food restaurant started a bit rough for Vinczencz, earning a fairly scathing review here at New Times. Our article from January 2009 said the place…

RA Sushi Holds Charity Sushi Rolling Contest Tomorrow Night

Chain sushi joint RA Sushi has long been an active contributor to charity organizations. It’s annual Nicky’s Week event held in early June each year has raised more than $700,000 for the St. Jude Research Children’s Hospital. And tomorrow, its inaugural “Roll ‘N With RA” sushi contest held at the…