Foodstuff

It’s a saying that usually conjures images of both tea parties and those cartoons in which characters bash each other over the head. But the cafe and bistro called One Lump or Two (2254 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors, 954-564-8727) may just erase such images. The place is a great little…

Game, Set, Munch

A couple weeks ago, I was just getting over a terrible case of food poisoning, and not even lunch at my favorite gourmet sandwich place, Johnny V’s Kitchen on South Beach, could tempt my appetite. At any other time, a light meal there would have been ideal, but the prospect…

Foodstuff

It’s not often you find a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America running a mobile vending truck, unless you’re ordering from the “gourmet restaurant on wheels” parked across the street from the Broward County Courthouse (216 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-779-7337). That’s how chef-proprietor Adam Schneid describes his…

God Save the Pub

When I’m a stranger in a strange land, the last thing I expect is a kiss on the cheek. I like to be welcomed by the natives of a foreign country, sure, but I certainly don’t anticipate being embraced, as I was recently by a Yagua Indian woman in Peru…

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Is it too early to talk about the holidays? Walgreens doesn’t think so; pictures of snowmen and snowflakes are already pasted to the windows. Neither does Chef Jean-Pierre of the renowned French restaurant The Left Bank (214 SE Sixth Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-763-8861). The exquisitely refined restaurant won’t be indulging…

Green With Envy

In times of stress, we eat. And most of us have “comfort” foods: chocolate-chip cookies, potato chips, a big steak. Sociologists and nutritionists concur that, although we may not always be better off healthwise afterward, consumption of these items improves our moods. We were programmed, they say, to desire certain…

The Max Factor

You gotta admire — maybe even envy — Dennis Max. The South Florida restaurateur, along with his partners, wife Patti Max and Burt Rapoport, have created a veritable eatery empire. Their company, Unique Restaurant Concepts, runs more than a dozen dining emporiums and bakeries from Orlando to Miami. The restaurants…

Foodstuff

Forget about eating pretzels to make yourself thirsty at happy hour. Durty Nellie’s (3051 NE 32nd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-563-3222) has found a way to sell even more two-for-one drink specials: It serves free hot dogs Monday to Friday from 4:30 to 7 p.m. Actually, the place sets up a…

Foodstuff

For those inclined to think a certain way, The Bakehouse (834 W. Hallandale Beach Blvd., Hallandale, 954-458-1600) might sound like a good place to get high. And they wouldn’t be too far off; the bakery-cafe is an excellent source for munchies. Not only do the Old World, European-style breads (read:…

Using Her Noodles

I was standing outside Hot Tomatoe in Lighthouse Point, rocking my cranky baby to sleep, when I heard gunshots — six of ’em, fired rapidly. I didn’t see who fired the gun or where the bullets went. But I also didn’t hear sirens or screams, or read anything about it…

The World Is Her Oyster

“There are three kinds of oyster eaters: those loose-minded sports who will eat anything, hot, cold, thin, thick, dead or alive, as long as it is oyster; those who will eat them raw and only raw; and those who with equal severity will eat them cooked and no way other,”…

Foodstuff

Like those at greasy spoons, truck stops, and coffeehouses, the employees at Laspada’s (4346 Seagrape Dr., Lauderdale-by-the-Sea, 954-776-7893) have a vocabulary all their own. And customers can’t help but pick up the lingo. First-timers might find “a combo roundroll with no hots and extra sweets” (turkey and roast beef on…

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Bookstores aren’t just for books any more. The front half of Clematis Street Books, for example, is otherwise known as Susan’s Bistro & Wine Bar (206 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832-5398), where you can linger, book-browse or people-watch at the cafe tables or marble-topped bar. The bistro serves up…

Everything’s Coming Up Rosey

A restaurant that specializes in seasonal grub has three choices when it comes to the off-season: Close for a few months, jeopardize its reputation by serving frozen product, or rely solely on other fare to bring in customers. Last week Joe’s Stone Crab in Miami Beach opened its doors to…

Foodstuff

Are you going to Scarborough Fare (2650 N. University Dr., Sunrise, 954-746-4469)? If you’re not, you should be. Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme may not be available, but the English market carries hard-to-find products, including HP brown sauce (the English ketchup), Branston pickle (marinated and chopped cauliflower and rutabaga, among…

Tender Is the Night

Before I worked as a restaurant critic, I was a “spotter.” Hired by restaurant owners, I’d secretly visit their operations, document my experiences, then file exhaustive reports. In exchange for my toil, I was paid in meals rather than currency. I couldn’t make my rent, but, for a month or…

Foodstuff

I read cookbooks like other people read novels. But I’m overwhelmed by the extensive choices at, say, Borders and Barnes & Noble. I want them all, and usually walk away with nothing. My solution? I joined The Good Cook, the Better Homes and Gardens cookbook club (call toll-free 800-348-7128, or…

An Aztec Ruin

“Don’t worry. They won’t fall on you,” a hostess assured us. We’d been staring at the pre-Columbian columns that stretch from the floor to the 40-foot ceiling at the six-week-old Aztec World Cafe. The restaurant, located in the new Las Olas Riverfront shopping-and-dining complex in Fort Lauderdale, is a test…

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Usually an abbey is a place where monks hang out. But in Hollywood there’s an abbey that’s far from ecclesiastical in nature — unless you consider beer a religion, as do Ray Rigazio and Rich Dispenzieri, proprietors of The Abbey Brewing Co. (201 N. 21st St., Hollywood, 954-923-8778). The 60-seat…

Winds of Change

For the most part, hurricanes are dangerous. They wreak havoc on homes, possessions, lives. But at least one hurricane has had a positive effect on the Broward dining scene. Thanks in no small part to Hurricane Andrew, which brutalized Miami-Dade County in 1992, Broward is finally diversifying. When folks down…

Good Service Is the Best Revenge

Walls freshly painted a soothing khaki with cream trim? Check. Colorful paintings framed? Check. Gauzy curtains hung over the storefront windows, and table linens starched? Check. Gourmet, contemporary American menu in place, and chefs and waitstaff hired? Check. Fine, then. You’re the owners of Costello’s, a restaurant in Wilton Manors,…

Foodstuff

I’m used to restaurants serving unlikely cuisine combinations — this one offers Mexican and Cuban food, for example, that one French and Spanish entrees. I even dined in a place that served Italian and Japanese fare. But talk about an odd couple: Willie’s Drive-Thru Ice Cream and Roti (500 E…