The Lip of Luxury

You make a commitment to part with a significant amount of cash when you give your car keys to the young man handling the valet parking outside what may be the trendiest restaurant in Palm Beach. Any other time of year, that same young man would probably look you up…

Foodstuff

Larry Harris is the Colonel Sanders of South Florida — an hombre who knows his pollo. You may want to get to know his pollo, too. There are almost a dozen fast-food joints in Broward and Palm Beach counties where you can sample Harris’ pollo (that’s “chicken,” for all you…

Ode to a Grecian Tavern

When do you yell “opa”? A) When the fire from a plate of flaming Greek cheese races toward the ceiling. B) While smashing a shot glass into the floor after an exceptional Greek meal. C) After you’ve downed so much ouzo you feel you’re on top of Mount Olympus. D)…

Foodstuff

Where can you find a Swiss corkscrew, Danish cookware, a Japanese spiral vegetable-cutter, and dips and sauces from New York to the Mojave Desert? All these items and some 10,000 more are tucked into every nook and cranny of Charlene Caruso and Margaret Leiser’s tiny little shop for cooks on…

Pro Fusion

I once rode an ostrich across the dusty grasslands of the Great Karroo, the vast savanna in the South African heartland. My wild ride lasted but a few seconds. The big, stupid bird took off with a jolt, and I quickly slid off its tail feathers and into a cloud…

Foodstuff

The three-year-old Kilwin’s franchise on Las Olas Boulevard (809 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-523-8338) is time travel for the sweet tooth. They have enough old-fashioned fudge and homemade peanut brittle to transport you to small-town Michigan circa 1947. That’s the year Don and Katy Kilwin opened their first…

Speed Limits

Walk into your average mall’s food court, and you can order fast Chinese, fast Mexican, fast Italian, even fast Middle Eastern (hummus and falafel). There are certain cuisines, however, that have stubbornly refused to become fast. And Indian cooking, with its intricate tapestry of spices and arcane cooking methods, has…

Foodstuff

The namesake all-butter croissants are certainly one reason to frequent Croissan’ Time French Bakery (1201 N. Federal Hwy., Fort Lauderdale, 954-565-8555). But they’re not the only one: The bakery also stocks some of the best napoleons and eclairs in town, not to mention wonderful cakes and pies, breads, baguettes, and…

Currying Favor

One of the biggest paradoxes in Boca Raton is the Royal Palm Plaza. Nicknamed the “pink plaza” on the sign, the shopping center pretty much characterizes the town: There seem to be more stores than parking spaces, and many of those spaces are filled with poorly parked luxury cars. Yet…

Foodstuff

I don’t usually mention chains in this space, but Cracker Barrel recently impressed me. It’s not the cuisine at this Southern-style restaurant and country store that’s such a treat, though the biscuits ain’t bad. It’s the audio library the chain offers as a service to travelers — and as an…

Southern Comfort

The Subaru salesman who was in the process of selling me a car a couple months ago was nearly as excited about my impending road trip to Savannah, Georgia, and Charleston, South Carolina, as I was. “I just got back from Savannah,” he said. “You’ve got to try this one…

Foodstuff

I’ve got this thing about ordering Maine lobster in a steak house: Generally I think it’s a rip-off. In the high-end houses, lobsters run $16 to $18 per pound, usually at a two-and-a-half pound minimum. That’s one pricey crustacean. Not so at the Porterhouse Bar & Grill (7050 W. Palmetto…

Variations on a Theme

I’m always on the lookout for good restaurants in Weston. But my network out there (friends and relatives) usually answers my inquiries with the same response: “Well, we’ve got some Italian restaurants, and that’s about it. But we don’t mind, ’cause the kids really like pizza and pasta.” Even the…

Foodstuff

Sometimes flowers just don’t cut it. So when an occasion warrants a more elaborate gift, consider Winners Circle Basket Case, Inc. (3341 NE 32nd St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1093). Described in its brochure as a “gourmet product and fine wine emporium,” the store puts together and delivers beautiful baskets, more than…

Isle Seats

Self-professed Caribbean food aficionados seem to operate under a misconception: The shabbier the shack, the tastier the cuisine. In a recent review of Calypso, a Pan-Caribbean restaurant in Pompano Beach, Sun-Sentinel critic M.L. Warren writes, “Anyone who has traveled much in the islands knows that most great island restaurants are…

Once in a Blue Moon

A customer who doesn’t honor his or her reservation is a restaurateur’s biggest pet peeve. So I do my best to play by the rules, which vary from eatery to eatery. I provide a name (a pseudonym, of course) and a phone number (a real one). I call if I’m…

Foodstuff

You’ve got your Jewish delis, your Italian delis, even your German delis. But your Polish-Slovak deli? Well, yeah, you’ve got that, too, in Beachway Plaza (896 N. Federal Hwy., Pompano Beach, 954-784-5429). The spacious store stocks a bunch of imported products, including smoked sprats, mushrooms marinated in honey, and chocolate-covered…

Foodstuff

A heavyset man rudely pushed me through the doorway of the Old School Bread Company (105 E. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach, 561-276-0013). A little pissed off, I followed him to the counter, where he bullied his way to the front of a throng of people, all clamoring for a free…

Ay, There’s the Pub

“So what do you think of the peace process in Northern Ireland?” I asked Mark Rohleder, co-owner of Waxy O’Connor’s, the five-month-old Irish pub located on Seventeenth Street Causeway in Fort Lauderdale. It seemed a reasonable question to ask. The news about a possible end to “the troubles” had just…

Foodstuff

I still remember the nightmare of my wedding cake. We searched unsuccessfully for a year for someone to make the layers from a white-chocolate batter. We had to settle, instead, for a white cake with white icing. When the big day finally came, the cake didn’t live up to it…

Shop Till You Chomp

I’ve learned not to take too seriously anything that comes my way via the Internet. Petitions, virus hoaxes, chain letters — not only are they not worth reading, but I would never, as the tag lines suggest, mail the garbage to everyone I know. But then there’s the “Neiman-Marcus Cookie”…

Wonton Desires

A good arm must be worth a thousand words, because American baseball teams are willing to recruit and train pitchers like Hideo Nomo (L.A. Dodgers), Hideki Irabu (New York Yankees), Livan Hernandez (Florida Marlins), and Hernandez’s brother Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez (New York Yankees) despite an obvious stumbling block: These…