Don’t get me wrong. I love the word fuck. And if you do too, then you’ll want to watch Vice’s Fuck, That’s Delicious. The monthly series stars Queens-born chef-turned rapper Action Bronson, who plays host to what can only be described as “dude peppering his food and language.” Literally…
It doesn’t take much to get a television show these days. All you need is a bright fresh face, some tricks, and the ability to grocery shop. Case in point: Semi Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee. The buxom blonde is best known for making shitty food from processed ingredients that…
It would be easy to pass over the small retail bay on your way to laser tag next door if it weren’t for the large, lit-up, red letters burning “Brewery” into the night sky. Still, the strip-mall vibe belies the nanobrew-level scale of experimentation and uniqueness that emerges from inside…
Downtown Fort Lauderdale has most certainly seen better days: years ago Himmarshee street was a vibrant dining and nightlife scene. After the recession hit, it went from diverse social spot to drunken bar scene. That being said, over the last year or so, that’s been starting to change. New food-driven…
Finding an eatery that can please omnivores and herbivores alike ain’t an easy task. Add kids to the mix, and anything other than the McDonald’s drive-thru might induce a temper tantrum. But #MeatlessMondays are the ideal time to experiment, and Green Bar & Kitchen makes life easier on everyone. The…
On Friday, May 2 the 19th annual Las Olas Wine and Food Festival kicked off, where hundreds of people enjoyed food and drink samplings from some of South Florida’s top restaurants. More than 40 tables of wine, beer, food — and more — were available. Clean Plate Charlie was on…
The Kentucky Derby is so much more than a horse race. It’s an iconic celebration of all things inherently Southern. Gentlemen wear seersucker suits and drink mint juleps out of pewter cups. Ladies wear flowered dresses and outrageous hats. Horses are showered with roses. If you’re not planning a trip…
The Chicago hot dog is a thing of beauty; from the poppy seed specked bun, to the colorful array of toppings. You know how it goes, the canonical recipe referred to as “dragged through the garden,” with bright yellow mustard, neon green sweet pickle relish, chopped white onion, a few…
Just in time for Cinco de Mayo comes the biggest internet sensation since Grumpy Cat and the Prancersize lady. That’s right folks, it’s Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos! This new video by Hello Denizen was just released, yet it’s already managed to rack up nearly 2.5 million views. Why?…
It looks like something dodgy may have gone down at South Shore Tavern and Patio Bar this morning. Fire crews were called to the popular Lake Worth bar in the early hours of the morning to extinguish the flames. According to reports, authorities are suspecting foul play. See Also: Mai-Kai…
After 30 years, Florida’s largest regional fast-casual franchise is debuting a new brand. Miami Subs will now offer a new alternative, known as Miami Grill, giving new franchise owners the opportunity to offer an updated menu. The announcement follows several recent brand developments, including Armando Christian Pérez — AKA music…
While we’re not exactly closer to legalizing weed in the state of Florida, earlier this week the Florida Senate passed a landmark bill that would allow for low-THC marijuana for medical purposes. The Charlotte’s Web bill, which was sponsored by three Republicans, would make it legal for doctors to prescribe…
It’s a stark contrast to its desolate surrounds of Fort Lauderdale’s once lively Riverfront plaza. At Canale, white-clad servers buzz among pristine tables topped with gently draping ivory cloths and secluded seating areas of contemporary dark wicker outdoor couches with bright-orange cushions. The inviting patio overlooks passing yachts moving up…
Whether you’re a fan of government regulation or not, there are some bureaucratic entities that come in handy from time to time — parking services certainly is not one. The Health Department, however, is one that helps keep us safe (most of the time). Just last week, one of the…
Fish tanks are said to reduce blood pressure, improve insomnia, and lower overall stress. And they’re just cool to look at. While you’re probably happy with a betta in a bowl, fish tanks can run from basic to extravagant. And few people know more about indulgent aquariums than the folks…
Finally, the angry mob yelling “What about Fort Lauderdale?!?!?!” every time another South Florida Trader Joe’s location is announced will be silenced. In 2015, you Fort Lauderdalians will have your very own TJ’s. Rejoice! Your rejoicing will, of course, do nothing for the scores of commenters who complain bitterly about…
It’s a stark contrast to its desolate surrounds of Fort Lauderdale’s once lively Riverfront plaza. At Canale, white-clad servers buzz among pristine tables topped with gently draping ivory cloths and secluded seating areas of contemporary dark wicker outdoor couches with bright-orange cushions. The inviting patio overlooks passing yachts moving up…
You may feel pretty altruistic when sitting down for a meal at vegan restaurant Sublime, but this Wednesday night, you’ll get a chance to up your kindness points when the restaurant staff hosts its first installment of a monthly winetasting dinner to benefit area nonprofits. Wednesday’s Italian Wine Tasting Dinner…
Paula Deen is going on tour, y’all. And she’s stopping in Florida. Paula Deen Ventures has just announced that the cook and entrepreneur will set out on a 20-show nationwide tour, starting in June 2014. Although dates are still being announced, several Florida cities are listed, with Orlando and Clearwater…
Baked goods are one of the most beloved snacks in the world. Think about it: Who doesn’t love a brownie, blondie, or cookie on a stressful day? (There’s a reason emotional eating is a real thing.) As good as these little babies may be, few food objects are worse for…
Croissant-donut hybrids are so five minutes ago. Meet the “krunkin”, Broward County’s next dessert craze. The sweet treat is a vegan donut incarnation whipped up by Shelbey Ganzel, owner of PAC Pastries. The name was invented by Green Bar and Kitchen, a purveyor of PAC’s treats. And donuts ain’t all…
It had to happen. In these days of fashion obsessed celebrities, you just knew it was a matter of time before the McDonald’s clown mascot got a makeover. It’s about time for McDonald, who became the fast food’s “spokesclown” back in 1963. See also: New Times’ Best Of is Back:…
