Saltwater Brewery: Delray’s Newest

To the west of Interstate 95, on a parcel of land adjacent to the CSX railway in Delray Beach, sits a massive, white-roofed, red-painted structure. It is both a repurposed barn and an important piece of South Florida history. It is also the future home of Saltwater Brewery. As the…

Ben & Jerry’s Anchorman-Inspired Scotchy Scotch Scotch is a Real Flavor

Ben & Jerry’s has just announced its newest flavor to much fanfare — and with a waterskiing squirrel. Scotchy Scotch Scotch is the Vermont-based ice cream company’s new flavor. An homage to Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy, this is a creamy blend of butterscotch ice cream with ribbons of butterscotch swirl (alas,…

The Daily Show‘s Sexiest Halloween Costume, Vagina Pizza (Video)

The common media trope these days is that women’s costumes have gotten too sexy. The ubiquitous “Sexy Noun” costume is everywhere. While some backwards-thinking conservative prudes (cough-Jon-Stewart-cough) might suggest that things have gotten out of hand and these costumes are degrading to women, The Daily Show’s Senior Women’s Issue Correspondent…

Florida Woman Gives Birth to Son at McDonald’s

It’s no surprise that McDonald’s can whip up a Big Mac five minutes after ordering, but this Lake Wales Micky D’s can also deliver a baby boy in that time too. On the way to a doctor’s appointment last Monday, 20-year-old Shardonnay Hill asked her grandmother to quickly stop at…

Hot and Soul Starting Lunch This Week

We’ve all had those undeniable cravings for a dish from our favorite restaurant on the day it’s closed or during its off hours. Let’s be honest: It really sucks. Unfortunately, many great dinner places close their doors during the day, when the rest of the world is running around and…

Hans Riegel, Gummy Bear Genius, Dead at 90

When you rummage through your kid’s Halloween candy stash this year, take a moment to reflect on the life of one man before biting the head off your colorful squishy bear. Hans Riegel, the marketing genius behind Haribo, the German manufacturer of the adorable edible animals, died last Tuesday, October…

Trader Joe’s Opens in Miami: Here’s What to Expect

Here’s some Trader Joe’s-related good news and bad news for your Friday. The good news: Southeast Florida finally has a Trader Joe’s. The store officially opened at 8 a.m. today, October 18, with a ceremonial lei cutting. The bad news: This particular Trader Joe’s is in Pinecrest, a tony suburb,…

Steve Martorano, Mario Lopez to Collaborate on Docu-Soap

Remember the short-lived Kris Jenner Show? Whatever your personal review, one good thing came about as a result of the Kardashian matriarch’s stint as a talk show host — a bromance between Mario Lopez and Steve Martorano. Lopez and Martorano hit it off during filming, with Lopez paying a visit…

Edible Babies? Pregnancy App Compares Fetus Size to Produce

Just because you can’t compare apples to oranges doesn’t mean you can’t compare both apples and oranges to the size of the fetus growing inside your womb. And the What to Expect app does just that. Once a mommy-to-be inputs her due date, she’ll receive a weekly update about the…

Ten Best Chefs in Broward County

Broward County is known for many things: beautiful beaches, spring break, giant yachts, the largest per-capita gay community in the country, an inability to vote properly, the most hated woman on the internet in Taylor Chapman (well, a couple of months ago, at least), the nice Prancercise lady, ass-kicking (and…

PETA Wants Washington Redskins to Change Mascot to a Potato

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has been behind some strange campaigns. It’s asked for grouper to be renamed “sea puppies,” and it’s claimed that Carlos Danger Weiners (sic) cause erectile dysfunction. But this time, PETA has taken a stand that Clean Plate Charlie thinks makes perfect sense…

Pink Tacos and Breast Cancer Fighting Hot Sauce at Tijuana Flats

Tijuana Flats has introduced the pink taco to its menu. For this month only, in honor of breast cancer awareness month, the Orlando-based Tex-Mex chain is offering customers pink-shelled tacos for an additional buck. Now, clearly, putting any double-entendre menu item is going to garner laughs. And general manager Carolyn…

World Food Day Saturday at Yellow Green Farmer’s Market

What the heck is in our food? With so many strange hard-to-pronounce scientific words appearing on food labels, it’s tough for consumers to know what they are actually eating. Look no further, dearest. World Food Day is this Saturday to deliver daylong tidbits on food sustainability and how to avoid…