Surfer Blood’s JP Pitts Shares His Top Five Most Memorable Local Gigs

It’s been a minute since fuzzed-out, home-bred blog sensation Surfer Blood played a local show. You haven’t forgotten about our cherished West Palm Beach college rock purveyors, have you? Despite releasing an album on a major label, performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and touring the world a few times over,…

Stitches Offers Coke to Audience, Abruptly Ends Show in Lake Worth

Last Friday, September 5th, the rapper known as Stitches — internet-famous for intimidating face tattoos and rapping “I love selling blow!” — abruptly ended his performance and abandoned a meet-and-greet at a Lake Worth nightclub. Witnesses say, and video shows, that the 19-year-old, whose real name is Phillip Katsabanis, stormed…

Five Things to Do This Weekend Under $5

5. Raggy Monster at Feast of the Sea 11 a.m., Saturday, September 13, at Meyer Amphitheater, South Flagler Dr., West Palm Beach. No cover. Visit Facebook. What do fish and music have in common? A lot more than you think (and no, we’re not just talking about the shared heteronym,…

Washed Out: “I’ve Always Been a Huge Fan of Disco”

When New Times spoke with Ernest Greene, the mastermind behind the chillwave act Washed Out, he was as adept at conversation as he was at creating a relaxed melody. Whether he was discussing how the TV show Portlandia jumpstarted his career, the transition of recording an album solo versus sharing…

Washed Out’s Ernest Greene a New Breed of Southern Man

You could be forgiven for thinking Washed Out’s Ernest Greene is from Portland, Oregon. He gets it all the time since his song “Feel It All Around” is the theme for the TV satire of all things hipster, Portlandia. But if you have a conversation with the man, as New…

Ty Segall on His New Album, Manipulator, and “Going Insane a Little Bit”

He is the man that your head-banging, no-good punk ass needs to thank immediately for keeping rock ‘n’ roll brash, beautifully loud, unpredictable, and incredibly exciting. Over the course of six years and dozens of albums, EPs, and singles, Ty Segall, a 27-year-old Orange County-bred and Bay Area-ripened rock virtuoso,…

Devalued Musically Provides “Substantial Content Behind the Violence”

By Mariel Zayas-Bazan They’ve dubbed it “salsacore.” While the tongue-in-cheek subgenre would likely make Celia Cruz turn in her sequined grave, it’s Broward locals, Conor Barbato, Nico Cordova, and Matt Stoyka’s way of lumping sludge, grindcore, and Floridian D-beat together. It’s sweaty and rhythmic like Celia, but heavy and dissonant…

Gene Simmons Incorrectly Observed That Rock Is Finally Dead

Kiss’ bassist, frontman, and legendary tongue, Gene Simmons, made headlines last week for saying these four very wrong words in an interview he did with his son for Esquire magazine: “Rock is finally dead.” You should always be hesitant to expect too many profound thoughts from athletes, entertainers, or straight…

Florida Burlesque Festival: the Good, the Awkward, the Funny (VIDEO)

The First Annual Florida Burlesque Festival from Voice Media Group on Vimeo. Video by Mitchel Worley Every seat in the house was packed opening night of the first ever Florida Burlesque Festival at Fort Lauderdale’s Cinema Paradiso. Attendees scrambled to save seats for friends who were on their way. It…