Five Theories Behind the Real Reason Jay-Z and Beyoncé Went to Cuba

Cuban-Americans and certain members of Congress are getting their pee-pee-soaked pantaloons in a major twist over Jay-Z and Beyoncé celebrating their fifth wedding anniversary in Cuba. Of course, the United States upholds a 50-plus-year embargo against the island nation that prohibits American citizens from traveling there. Well, average American citizens, that is…

AbdeCaf Confirms, All Ukrainians Are “Badasses”

AbdeCaf — whose moniker is reminiscent of a Scantron — is the stage name of 21-year-old, Ukrainian-born, Miami-raised producer Rostislav “Steve” Vaynshtok. The beatmaker dishes out ethereal electro. He’s a sweeping one-man digital act that, like the name itself, challenges listeners’ receptors. Conscious chillwave, if you will. AbdeCaf is prolific,…

Top Five Nastiest Songs About Margaret Thatcher

When Britain’s first female prime minister Margaret Thatcher died Monday from a stroke, her death seemed more a political story than a cultural one. But that wasn’t really the case. Sure, there was a lot of discussion about Meryl Streep winning an Oscar for portraying her in The Iron Lady,…

RIP, Andy Johns, an Unsung Musical Hero

Rock stars get all the glory, but the weight of making great albums has always rested just as heavily on the shoulders of the unsung heroes of the music world. This includes the producers and engineers, the knob turners who would, once upon a time, spend long nights hidden away…

Modernage Had Beerfest 2013 Booty-Dancing to Indie Rock

If you consider yourself the consummate authority on South Florida music and you’ve never seen Modernage live, let us be the ones to tell you, there is a glaring hole of ignorance in your beautiful body of knowledge. For the past ten years — with their fair share of hiatuses –…

Mashup Artist Mix to Shake Up Your Day

Let’s face it, doing cubicle work or any other type of mundane activity — like dusting, laundry, writing blogs — really sucks. It’s one of those things where Facebook-creeping feels like a better option (it’s not, btw). But when it’s time crunch at your job, you need creative energy to…

Ten Best Florida Metal Bands of All Time

Florida is an extreme state. We have extreme temperatures, extreme governmental corruption, an extremely large number of oddball news features detailing the extreme events taking place here. And, fortunately, we also do extreme music better than just about anyone (Nordic peoples not withstanding).Depending on who you ask, and how much…