10 Best Memes of 2012 in Honor of New Times Web Awards

The world wide web is a magical place! It’s a land of offensively cute cats, where girls don’t think twice about getting butthole tattoos, and where you can enjoy Ryan Gosling as both a feminist and a sex icon. See also:- Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Finale: Why This is…

Top 10 Wackiest Waka Flocka Flame Rhymes on Triple F

Since the mid-’90s, when gangsta rap almost popped a cap in its own ass, hip-hop has become increasingly ridiculous.We mean this in the best way possible. A big part of rap music’s new wave of silly has to do with fanciful linguistic feats, resplendent with technique and cleverness. Starting with…

Songs About Setting Spanish Bulls on Fire, or Something Like That

We all know how different cultures have some downright kooky festivals and traditions. And while we’d like to roll out a whole list of them within these pages, we’ve been advised by the legal department against “mocking” and “belittling” others whose “customs” we “don’t understand/appreciate.”Not only do we not want…

Waka What?! Top Five Wackiest Waka Flocka Flame Rhymes on Triple F

Since the mid-’90s, when gangsta rap almost popped a cap in its own ass, hip-hop has become increasingly ridiculous. We mean this in the best way possible. A big part of rap music’s new wave of silly has to do with fanciful linguistic feats, resplendent with technique and cleverness. Starting…

Dr. Dog at Culture Room on November 9

Over the course of 14 years and seven studio records, Toby Leaman and Scott McMicken have held the jangly, psychedelic folk market by the balls as cofounders of Dr. Dog. And after tickling the world of indie music with a feather of aural Americana for more than a decade, the…

Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited on November 10

Strip clubs across the country (if not the world) owe the city of Miami a lap dance. Had it not been for our late ’80s and early ’90s bass, pole dancers may have never shown us that “Tootsee Roll” or how to buss the “Kitty Kitty.” During booty music’s most…

Cee Lo Green’s Roofie Madness: Plot Thickens with Startling New Revelation

Last Friday, County Grind committed third degree black belt content regurgitation with TMZ’s exclusive scoop on Cee Lo Green’s ecstasy sleazery. See also- Five Questions about Cee Lo Green’s Alleged Ecstasy Sleazery Allegedly, the R&B/rapsensation turned pop culture megastar slipped a woman a Mickey and then sexually assaulted her. We had…

The Art of Video Games Lights Up the Boca Raton Museum of Art

Don’t be fooled by the following words, while they may start out like something only rich white women would be into, they actually end up somewhere pretty cool. The Boca Raton Museum of Art currently has an exhibition entitled the Art of Video Games. This particular museum, though located in…

Fresh Out of the Deck: Mitt Romney’s Mixtape for Barack Obama

Boy is this race getting heated! We, of course, refrain from overt political commentary within these pages because the New Times, and County Grind more precisely, aim to maintain an air of decorum and bipartisan neutrality. It’s your vote, we do not want to sway your decision-making process with cutesy blogs…