Miami Native and Former Harry Pussy Guitarist Bill Orcutt Plays Brooklyn

See alsoIn Remembrance of Miami Guitarist Dan Hosker Dan Hosker: South Florida Loses a Musical HeroMiami’s eclectic, schizophrenic contributions to musical history run the full color spectrum and are recently being documented by our sister publication Miami New Times. From 2 Live Crew to the Miami Sound Machine to Phoenicia to the…

Happy 44 Billionth Birthday to GWAR’s Oderus Urungus!

See alsoGWAR’s Five Most Bizarre Recent Stage TricksLet’s see if we have these muddled facts straight: Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) hails from planet Scumdogia (somewhere between Neptune and your anus), born to a supercomputer father and petri dish ma in a “Syntho Womb 5” that reassembled his galaxy-strewn pieces. Somehow,…

“The Liberation Tour” With Mary J. Blige and D’Angelo

Before Christian Grey was forcibly “parting” Anastasia Steele’s legs, leaving her “spread-eagle and totally vulnerable” in E.L. James’ suburban soft-core gem Fifty Shades of Grey, the women of the world got frisky while fantasizing about a strong black man from Richmond, Virginia. This man is named Michael Eugene Archer, best-known…

Enrique Iglesias and Jennifer Lopez

There are certain acts who will always be hometown favorites. Despite their global reach, international marketing appeal, and success outside the tricounty area, those select few scream South Florida. Gloria Estefan isn’t a worldwide superstar; she’s a distant relative we love deeply but rarely spend time with. Same thing with…

“The Ultimate Thriller: The Michael Jackson Tribute”

Michael Jackson didn’t live to see his seventh album’s 25th anniversary. Sadly, he was involuntarily murdered by his personal physician, Conrad Murray, three years ahead of Bad’s silver jubilee. But it’ll take much more than a lousy concoction of propofol and anti-anxiety medication to kill the late singer’s legacy. And…

What’s Really on Paul Ryan’s iPod

First and foremost, we’d like to congratulate you, Congressman Ryan, on the Republican vice presidential nomination. Rep. Ryan, you’ve moved up the party ranks with the stealth of one of those hidden weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Good for you! We know you’re not just a handsome face. You…

Protoman Drops New Track With New York City DJ Angston

Straight off the Black Locust Society “Sunshine State Tour,” local hip-hop MC Protoman released a new track, “Live Fast,” with New York DJ Angston. This song has next-level swag. Hip-hop meets EDM? There’s oodles of dance potential here.”Live Fast” has a party energy and touch of the experimental that is…

Download: Black Locust Studio Sessions Vol. 1

See also: Slideshow: Black Locust Society Kicks Off Florida Tour at Green RoomBlack Locust Society Florida Tour at the Speakeasy Lounge, August 23Remember the days of trading mixtapes with friends or giving them to your favorite crush? Before the iPod existed, we spent countless hours pushing record and stop buttons…

Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson! Ten of Jacko’s Most Amazing Moments

Forget about the scandals, the accusations of child molestation, the dangling baby, the skin bleaching, the increasingly bizarre appearance, drug abuse, the pet monkey, all the tabloid trash talk, even the hyperbaric oxygen chamber. Elvis had his own reputation for misbehavior. The Stones were busted on more than one occasion…

Rihanna’s Sexy Text Messages to Robert Pattinson: A Sneak Peek

See also: Robert Pattinson’s Drunk Texts Messages to Kristen Stewart: A Sneak PeekChris Brown and Rihanna, Together Again? Robert Pattinson may not be spending many more cold, lonely nights in his bed. At least, not if Rihanna has anything to do about it. According to OK! Magazine, RiRi got his…

Devalued Releases Cassette, Talks Jamiroquai, Sludge, and Holly Hunt

Devalued is one of the newer, younger, and hardest-playing musical acts performing in South Florida. You probably saw Nico Suave singing and playing guitar, Matt Stoyka beating the shit out of the drums, and Conor Barbato breaking his bass at the County Grind showcase at Green Room in July. Fun to…