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Summer Slaughter Tour at Revolution Live was nine hours of an intense auditory attack. Inside the pit, hair viciously spun around like psychedelic tops. In between songs, bands got one-on-one with the crowd, and the audience responded back with its best attempts at a Corpsegrinder voice.At a show as hard,…
Part one of our interview with Dirty Projectors’ Amber CoffmanIn the first part of our interview with one of Dirty Projectors’ lovely sirens, Amber Coffman, she spoke with us about singing and loving R&B as a young girl. In the second part, we chatted about the costumes she wore in…
[jump] With Quad Surround Sound bolstering the heavy-handed slapback from the bass and tightly tuned snare-drum smacks, Primus will perform two sets a night on this tour. Presumably, at least one of these sets will be composed of tracks off the trio’s latest effort, Green Naugahyde, produced by Claypool himself.In…
Snoop Dogg has gone reggae. By now you’ve certainly heard that Snoop D-O-double-G is no more. The Long Beach rapper wants to “bury Snoop Dog and become Snoop Lion,” reggae artist and born-again Rastafarian. “I have always said I was Bob Marley reincarnated,” Snoop recently told reporters. “I feel I…
Whip out those old black nerd glasses. Oh, wait, you’re still wearing them… Well, keep wearing those Buddy Holly frames, even if it’s only ironically, because alt-rock heroes Weezer are returning to South Florida to perform at Hard Rock Live in Hollywood on Thursday, November 8. Following the success of…
Courtney Love is a drama queen. There is no denying that. So when we heard that Lana Del Rey performed her own rendition of Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box,” we knew the songstress wouldn’t be left unscathed. And yesterday afternoon, the ever-so-classy Courtney Love took to the Twitter-verse to give Miss Del…
You might say that Amber Coffman is the strongest female voice in the indie collective Dirty Projectors, masterminded by David Longstreth. She’s been singing with the band since 2006, when she moved out to Brooklyn, a place she’d barely visited before, from San Diego. It was a fortuitous decision to…
Did you think we were done talking about the KStew/RPatz drama? Think again. Over the weekend, the story continues to unfold as Robert Pattinson reportedly asked Kristen Stewart to move out. Saturday morning, the paparazzi showed up just in time to catch a glimpse of the U-Haul parked outside.But, we…
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It’s not often someone goes by the name of an appliance, but tattoo artist Dan TV does. Growing up in York, Pennsylvania, he says, television was his babysitter. The nickname was given to him by a friend who, Dan relays, “said I reminded him of Mike TV from the original…
This past July 9, I reported within these virtual pages about an assault that occurred in the VIP area of the Webster Hall during the CBGB Festival involving Harley Flanagan and William Berario and Michael “The Gook” Couls. As it turns, not being a witness to the attack left me…
Full John Waters Slideshow From Parker Playhouse PerformanceWhen living in New York briefly in 2006, unsurprisingly, something very “New York” happened to me. I somehow received an email from a friend’s friend inviting me to attend the taping of John Waters’ This Filthy World. Though they locked us in a…
HEY! SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME ON THE INTERNET! LET’S CALL HER A BITCH.Sometimes, New Times stirs the pot. Sometimes, we put out something controversial, and sometimes, people get agitated and call us idiots and fax us letters saying they’re going to murder us. It happens.Just usually not on a mostly…
Slideshow of Black Friday’s One-Year AnniversaryGreen Room celebrated the one-year anniversary of its vampire-friendly weekly party Black Friday on, well, Friday night. All of the fabulous freaks and fetishistic fashionistas of goth came out to show their support and show off their niche looks.DJs spun industrial, new wave, alt, and…
Full Slideshow of Vans Warped Tour 2012 at Cruzan AmphitheatreEvery year, Vans Warped Tour descends upon South Florida, bringing a barrage of pop-punk fans out to roast in the steamy summer air. Last Saturday afternoon, tatted performers entertained a mostly underaged crowd, while the underaged crowd mostly entertained us. Our…
Better than: Jon Bon Jovi’s solo show at the Hard Rock on Thursday.Slideshow of Mötley Crüe and Kiss performing at Cruzan AmphitheatreNikki Sixx talks Lady Gaga and Elton JohnKiss Superfan and String Strangler Juan Montoya on His Band of ChoiceBack in, like, 1989, when Ozzy was biting the heads off…
Hailing from upstate New York, fivesome Polar Bear Club wears its musical lineage proudly. The band’s name comes from a song by Silent Majority, a melodic hardcore act that ruled Long Island’s legendary scene throughout the ’90s. Polar Bear Club, the band, formed in 2005, but the group’s sound unabashedly…
Broward County is the birthplace of one of the most successful pop-punk bands of all time. Who, you ask? New Found Glory! Duh. Around these parts, we even remember when they used to have an A before the name.Considered to be the “godfathers of pop punk” New Found Glory has…
Fort Lauderdale is best-known for its swimmable beaches, year-round sunshine, and a spring break that’s well-attended by douchebags. But over the past year, Black Friday has attempted to add a much darker element to that list. The weekly goth party brings the vamps, freaks, fetishists, and buxom beauties of burlesque to…
Better than: The pizza we munched on during the show.See also:Our taste test of Bon Jovi’s family pasta sauce, BongioviPhotos from the Bon Jovi and Kings of Suburbia showOne word to describe Jon Bon Jovi’s solo debut with the Kings of Suburbia: jazzy. Another word to describe it: bluesy. Yet…
Machine Gun Kelly’s slot on the Warped Tour may surprise some older fans of the multi-stage summer extravaganza. The 22-year-old specializes in an unapologetically brash, aggressive style of rap that makes no attempts to go pop or “cross over,” unlike some of the other young, white rappers currently on the…
