Dave Chappelle Checks Texts Instead of Telling Jokes at Charity Event

Comedian Dave Chappelle gave a bizarre performance last night during his appearance at Zo’s Summer Groove Comedy Show at Hard Rock Live in Hollywood, the yearly charity event put on by ex-Miami Heat center Alonzo Mourning (and that we regrettably had a ticket giveaway for). The former Chappelle Show star…

Live: Sliders and Spirits at Poor House

Equal parts foodie event, art show, and live concert: Wednesday’s Sliders and Spirits event at Poor House combined everything good about the local scene and showed a natural progression for a watering hole that’s undergone a huge face-lift over the past couple of years. Case in point, not one person…

Live: Snooze Theater Hosts Hump Day Garage Rock ‘Splosion, July 21

Vein CranesWith Snakehole, the Band in Heaven, Dharma Days, and M-Tank The Snooze Theater, Lake ParkWednesday, July 21Better than: A parallel universe in which the Snooze Theater is actually a Snus depot. In the future, children will gather around a video of a campfire projected on the forehead of their cybernetic grandfather…

“Summer Partery Tour” at Rocketown July 25

It’s the thick of summer, which means school is out and it’s time for epic, long package tours of rock bands under cutesy names. Voilà, the “Summer Partery” tour, which arrives at Rocketown this Monday at a start time, 5 p.m., that clearly excludes anyone old enough to keep regular…

Stephen Marley at Culture Room July 24

In the large constellation of Bob Marley offspring, it can be hard to distinguish among the various musical sons, all of whom are sharply talented in their own right. So if Ziggy is the eldest and the most rootsy, Julian is the young genre-bender, and Damian and Ky-Mani are the…

Jane Jane Pollock at Propaganda July 27

There’s a lot of the Southern gothic found within Jane Jane Pollock, a coed foursome hailing from Tallahassee by way of Thomasville, Georgia. In its handful of released songs, there’s always a slightly forlorn echo and a definite pensive mood, with twin female vocals trilling in and out of each…

Live: Surfer Blood Go Under Covers at Respectable Street, July 16

Normal American Sex (Surfer Blood)With Band in Heaven and This Heart ElectricRespectable Street, West Palm BeachSaturday, July 16, 2011Better than: Your average cover band.With all four members of Surfer Blood onstage, Saturday’s performance at Respectable Street had the appearance of so many of the past for this local indie-rock success…

Live: Wiz Khalifa at Sunset Cove Amphitheater, July 15

Wiz KhalifaWith Big Sean and Chevy WoodsSunset Cove Amphitheater, Boca RatonFriday, July 15, 2011Better than: Not wearing bug repellent.Here is a full 35-photo slide show from the Wiz Khalifa show.For the large crowd assembled at Sunset Cove, there would’ve been precious little better than Wiz Khalifa and Taylor Gang rolling…

Guster and Jack’s Mannequin Show Downsized to Revolution

Well, the giddy acoustic flourishes of Guster and Jack’s Mannequin’s slickly honed alt-rock are apparently not amphitheater-worthy in South Florida this time around.The two bands’ joint summer tour will not take place at the 3,000-capacity Pompano Beach Amphitheatre but will be moved indoors to Revolution, which holds about 1,000. Sluggish…

Taylor Swift Joins Celebrity Ranks With New “Wonderstruck” Fragrance

We’ve long believed that celebrities like to capitalize on their fame in every way possible. It’s the American dream.For some reason, singers think they can be actresses, actresses think they can sing, and they all think they’re capable of creating fragrances.Taylor Swift can now join those ranks of fragrance-extraordinaires. Yahoo!…

Bret Michaels’ Super Cruise Canceled

Back in December, the excitement was ramping up for Poison frontman Bret Michaels’ Super Cruise. County Grind’s Travis Newbill even coined the phrase “Rock of Love… Boat” for the four-day party heading from Miami to Cozumel set for this November. However, further proof that every rose has its prickly thorn,…

Last Night: Flaunt DJs in Drag (Photos)

Last night, resident Flaunt DJs Sean Murphy, JJ Richters, and Oz del Castillo performed in drag  at The Lounge, the 500 block of Clematis Street’s favorite gay bar in West Palm Beach. The events, reminiscent of a scene from To Wong Foo, were…colorful, to say the least. The entire scheme…

Backstage: Chris Alvy Band’s Covers Project

Music vet and New Times scribe Lee Zimmerman offers his insights, opinions, and observations about the local scene. This week: The Chris Alvy Band covers the competition.It’s rare that a local band will extend a shoutout to other local bands… at least when it comes to covering their songs. Yet…

“Rock the Bells” Miami Features Ghostface, Raekwon, and Mobb Deep

That’s right, the “Rock the Bells” 2011 tour will be making a stop at the Fillmore Theater in Miami on September 13. With confirmed headliners Ghostface, Raekwon, and the infamous Mobb Deep, it would be insane not to attend on principle alone. We like you, though, and so we’ll reinforce…