75 St. Paddy’s Day Leprechauns at Ultra 2013

Photo by Liz TracyIf the colorful and magical land of Ultra Music Festival sits at the end of the rainbow, then perhaps the music is the gold, and the ravers? They’re leprechauns. At least they were yesterday when the fest coincided with the second most costumey of holidays. And if…

Ultra 2013: Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Bros

Gay, straight, bi, or simply rolling face, if you’re a man with abs like Jesus and just enough fabric to cover your genitals, there’s nothing wrong with sporting a little male camel in Miami this weekend. It’s Ultra Music Festival, baby! And the Gym, Tan, Molly fraternal order of male…

The Six Bad Bitches You Meet at Ultra Music Festival

Damn, Ultra Music Festival is a mad house. Everywhere you look, it’s neon titties, the bottom half of an ass, or some kind of sexy rabbit hoppin’ around with a lollipop in her cheek. Last year, we introduced “The Seven Ravers You Meet at Ultra Music Festival.” But this time,…

Five Raddest Stage Setups at Ultra 2013

Photo by Jacob KatelDude … Sensory overload. There’s so much bass and lasers pumping through downtown Miami, it might break off the mainland and becom a new, free-floating island. That’s thanks to the millions upon millions of dollars that have gone into insuring that Ultra Music Festival 2013 is the…

Ultra 2013: Boys Noize, Crystal Castles, and Nicolas Jaar Live!

Photo by George MartinezBoys Noize rocking and ripping Ultra 2013’s live stage. From inside a giant evil skull with LED eyes. We’re going to be honest with you. When Ultra Music Festival announced its entire 2013 live stage lineup, we were underwhelmed. The scope of the roster was perfect, but…

Ten Raver Tips on How to Dress for Ultra 2013

Liz TracyThey danced. They rolled. They yelled: Glitter! Yes, these are ten talkative fashionistas of Ultra Music Festival 2013. Certainly, there were some better dressed, and others more sensibly garbed. But the following folks found during night one of 2013’s three-day shit fest — they were the ones who most…

Swedish House Mafia Kicks Off Ultra 2013, “F#$%s Miami in the Pussy”

Photo by George Martinez What’s the most epic come-on in the history of Scandinavian EDM? Duh. “We’re gonna fuck this party in the pussy!,” as uttered by Swedish House Mafia, when Sebastian Ingrosso, Steve Angello, and Axwell were still young, up-and-coming electronic dance music studs. Today, though, the SHM dudes…

10 Signs Your Band Won’t Make It at SXSW

Photo By Craig HlavatyWith more work, maybe Dave Grohl (seated on drums) can finally find success in the music business. Being a successful musician really has to be a slice of heaven. And of course the chicks are great. It’s why from the beginning of time men (and women) have…

Choose Your Favorite Local Band to Perform at SunFest

Every year, band after band plays the shit out of their instruments on the SunFest stages. At the edge of the ocean, on the sand, drink in hand, there’s really no better spot to watch some of history’s greatest and potentially greatest musicians perform. This year’s lineup is crazy with…

Sol Driven Train Promise “Good Manners and a Fun Party”

South Carolina’s Sol Driven Train take a different musical route entirely from other acts. They even created a new term to define their sound, a euphemistic tag: low country roots rock. Vocalist, guitarist and trombone player Ward Buckheister describes it as a mix of Americana, Afro-Caribbean, and swamp sounds highlighted…

The 50 Commandments of SXSW

For Christ’s sake, don’t break any of these commandments this year.By DC9 at Night You’re going to South by Southwest, right? Or you’re already there? One of those things is bound to be true. Well, we here at DC9 have got some advice for you, and we’ve managed to format…

Behind the Scenes at Ultra Music Festival

Even from the furthest reaches of Palm Beach County, you won’t be able to escape it. Miami’s Ultra Music Festival is a boom to South Florida’s music culture. But the journey to the top hasn’t been easy. From battling partners to fighting with the City of Miami to a standoff…