Best and Worst of the S.S. Coachella

The S.S. Coachella returned safely Wednesday morning after a relatively wobbly night’s sail across the Caribbean Sea. The voyage was a success. The boat didn’t sink, and constant forced Purell-ing kept us all from contracting tropical illnesses or just the flu from our diseased shipmates. Three days, 400 meals, 30…

Top Ten Finest Fashion Moments on the S.S. Coachella

Most of the people we met on the S.S. Coachella had never been on a cruise before. Like us, they weren’t so sure what to pack or how to dress for three days of awkwardly saying hi to their favorite bands on a floating building at sea. But, like the…

S.S. Coachella: Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker, Most Popular Guy on the Cruise

No one’s really interested in reading about the actual performances taking place on this musical ship of contradictions, the S.S. Coachella, amirite? Instead, you want a spoonful of gossipy anecdotal sugar, straight from the decks of this funny ship. As you might have seen, Pulp was the largest name at…

S.S. Coachella: Getting My Nails Done With Sleigh Bells’ Alexis Krauss

Fashion and music are the funniest-looking twin sisters. They’re always together, always kinda sloppy. Sometimes they dress up like a swan or wear a big mouse head. Together, they’re always looking to make a bold statement. If you follow Sleigh Bells’ Alexis Krauss on Instagram (@KraussingAround), you know what she’s…

BIG 105.9’s Paul Castronovo on Asking Hillary Clinton if She Inhaled

Music vet and New Times scribe Lee Zimmerman offers his insights, opinions, and observations about the local scene. This week: Radio funnyman Paul Castronovo gets personal. As half of South Florida’s most popular morning show duo, Paul and Young Ron, Paul Castronovo has become the radio equivalent of a double…

New Found Glory – Culture Room, Fort Lauderdale, December 16

New Found Glory Sticks and Stones Anniversary Show Culture Room, Fort Lauderdale Sunday, December 16, 2012 New Found Glory wrapped up their Sticks and Stones 10th Anniversary Tour last night at Culture Room, hosting a final balls-to-the-wall hometown show, covering the past decade of NFG magic. All night, guys held…

Eric Biddines – Speakeasy Lounge, Lake Worth, December 15

Eric Biddines Featuring Millionaire Hustle Group, Amali, Case Windu, Whitney White, Muzik Jones Drew, Blaine & Neopopsicle Speakeasy Lounge, Lake Worth Saturday, December 15, 2012 Better Than: Hanging out at the local coffee shop. After a solid performance by rap trio Millionaire Hustle Group, singer and spoken-word poet Amali opened…

Joe Bonamassa – Seminole Hard Rock Live, Hollwood – December 13

Better than: Playing guitar in your bedroom Former child prodigy Joe Bonamassa has managed to shed the shackles of his early successes and blossom into the guitar torch-bearer of a generation. Bonamassa’s performance at Hard Rock Live last night lured droves of fans out to see the premier sultan of pentatonic…

S.S. Coachella: 10 Things You Must Bring on the Cruise

Do you think it’ll be corny to yell out, “ahoy matey” at everyone I meet once aboard the S.S. Coachella? No, right? It’s totally cool. Coachella cool. See also- Girl Talk Explains the Art of Getting Your Cat to Meow to Collective SoulThis Sunday evening, the cruise ship filled with musical acts…

Fleetwood Mac Announces 2013 BB&T Center Concert

Fleetwood Mac is coming to town! Yup, we know you thought Stevie Nicks was just here, but that was actually Steven Tyler. It’s OK, we all make mistakes. See also- Photos: Rod Stewart and Stevie Nicks at BankAtlantic- Aerosmith with Cheap Trick and Vice Neil – BB&T Center – Dec…

Y-100’s Jingle Ball 2012 Cures Bieber Fever at in Fort Lauderdale

Y100’s Jingle Ball 2012 with Justin Bieber, Megan and Liz, Zedd, Ed Sheeran, OneRepublic, Karmin, Enrique Iglesias, Austin Mahone, Psy, Cher Lloyd, Neon Trees, Ke$ha, Afrojack, and Flo RidaBB&T Center, SunriseSaturday, December 8, 2012Better Than: An 8×8 cell of screaming Bieberlites.Miami might have been abuzz with everything Art Basel on…