Churchill’s Pub to Roast Irish Nicky, No Mercy, to Benefit Hit and Run Victim
Irish Nicky is so Irish that he pisses leprechauns and bleeds Lucky Charms. He’s so Irish that his sink pours whiskey, his own dog hates him, and he’s got every Sinead O’Connor album on his phone. Nothin’ against the Irish, but, Nicky’s a terrible Irishman. Last time he went home…