Ultra 2014’s Ten Worst Moments

Photo by George Martinez Ultra Music Festival is epic. Until it’s not. There is much about the EDM fest that’s awe-inspiringly, eye-bulgingly, brain-meltingly awesome. It’s among one of the best raver parades on the planet. It’s got 200-foot LED stages that look like arcades from outer space, complete with lasers,…

Ultra 2014’s Ten Best Moments

Another year, another Ultra Music Festival. We here at Crossfade always make the annual pilgrimage to Ultra land. And from one UMF to the next, there is a lot of stuff that’s not-so-shockingly new. Or as Deadmau5 might screech: “It’s the same fucking thing every year!” Inevitably, though, there’s also…

Steve Hackett Calls Genesis “a Very Competitive Band”

Genesis, in its Peter Gabriel-fronted, “classic” iteration, was possibly the most creative, intellectually stimulating, and inspired band of the entire first wave of British progressive rock. There was the weight of albums that displayed the group’s uncanny propensity for long-winded (yet never idle) sonic explorations and the perfectly wrought lyrical…

50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival

Photo by George Martinez50. Girlfriendly PDA. (That’s for the “L” in PLUR.) If you’ve got ears, Ultra Music Festival is a pretty fun time. But if you’ve also got eyes, it’s amaaaaaaaaazing. Basically, this sprawling EDM fest is a phantasmagoric fun parade starring famous people, nearly naked ladies, the beefiest…

Ultra 2014’s 20 Hottest Raver Chicks

Photo by Marta Xochilt Perez At every single musical gathering, there is an enclave of pretty ladies ready to party. Now, unlike the country gals at a Willie Nelson concert or even the MILFs squabbling for a seat at a taping of the X Factor, Ultra Music Festival features fine-ass…

The Go-Go Dancers of Ultra Music Festival

Photo by: George MartinezFrom left to right: Jessie Wedell, C.J. Jones, and Kelli Rika We’ve all seen them. They’re gorgeous, perfectly unattainable beauties with grace, poise, and loads of talent. They’re the go-go dancers of Ultra Music Festival, and they’re dressed in fantastic costumes, floating from the rafters, and charming…

Ultra 2014: Chance the Rapper, Riff Raff, Pusha T, Dizzee Rascal

Winter Music Conference and Ultra Music Festival have always been the place where new dance-music records, artists, and genres are broken and made. If your track catches fire at Ultra, you’re guaranteed to have the best year of your career so far. Play your cards right and you’ll definitely get…

Get in Trouble at Ultra? Call Chad Piotrowski for Free Legal Help

Via CPLaw-Miami.comCriminal defender and former state prosecutor Chad Piotrowski. Hey, ravers… Arrested? Apprehended? Busted? Collared? Pinched? Just call the law offices of Chad Piotrowski. He’s a former state prosecutor, and he’s giving legal help to party people in need. “Did you get in trouble at Ultra? Do you need a…

Ultra 2014’s Top 20 Raver Looks

Photo by Marta Xochilt PerezCheck out Crossfade’s 57-photo slideshow of “The Fashion at Ultra Music Festival 2014.” Beats, beauties, bass, booties, brawn, bras, and some valuable life experience. That’s what it takes to make an Ultra Music Festival, as far as a fashionista is concerned. You’ve never seen anything like…

Meet the Beefcakes of Ultra Music Festival

Photo by Liz Tracy Muscles were so big at this year’s Ultra Music Festival. Like, they were just as huge a trend as they looked on the shoulders, chests, buttocks, thighs… You get the idea: Beefcakes ruled the EDM blowout. We couldn’t creep near the Carl Cox tent without getting…

Is Ultra F@#%ing Over Yet? There’s a Website for That

A screenshot of the countdown at 7:18 p.m. on the last day of Ultra 2014. Uhntz, uhntz, uhntz, uhntz, uhntz. There are 50,000 people partying at Ultra Music Festival right now. And they hope it will never end. But there are probably many, many, many times that number of Miami…

Ultra Ravers Talk About the Meaning of Life

Photo by George Martinez Those who rave presumably adhere to the values of PLUR: peace, love, unity, respect. While attending Ultra Music Festival, we wondered if the fans’ philosophical perspectives were broader than those four words. And also, had they, in their PLUR-verse, uncovered answers to existence’s most puzzling questions?…

Ultra 2014’s 25 Best Bass Faces

All photos by Kat Bein and Gretchen Schroeder Ultra Music Festival is nothing if not gnarly. The beats are gnarly, the people are gnarly, the portable toilets are gnarly. It’s stank-face city, bro. But even more than the sight of no toilet paper, it’s those dirty beats — dutch, dub,…

Ultra 2014’s Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts

Photo by S. Pajot Whoa! Bro! You got boobs! For the last couple of years at Ultra Music Festival, male ravers have rocked increasingly explicit, sometimes anatomically correct, and often innuendo-emblazoned tees, resulting in many LOLs and WTFs. Some are funny. Others are gross. And others still are straight-up creeeeeepy…

Ultra Ravers Answer: What’s in Your Fanny Pack?

Photo by Marta Xochilt Perez Once ridiculed as the hilariously embarrassing accessory of choice for fat American tourists, the fanny pack is now a practical piece of party gear for hot, young EDM fanatics. At music fests such as Miami’s Ultra, it has become a ubiquitous carry-all for scantily clad…

Ultra 2014: M.I.A., MGMT, Basement Jaxx

Photo by George MartinezM.I.A. at Ultra 2014. Much like the actual weather in this era of global warming, the emotional climate at Ultra Music Festival’s live stage is wildly unpredictable. The fans might love it. They might hate it. It’s always tough to predict. But the fervor and size of…