10 Must-Have Items When Camping with Juggalos

Nate “Igor” SmithA juggalo photographed on Wednesday, the first day of The Gathering, 2013.At some point in your life, you may find yourself sitting in a minivan in rural Illinois, stressed out as you wear a metal butcher knife pendant around your neck. Your ankles are covered in mysterious goo…

Slightly Stoopid Stirs Up a “Melting Pot of Madness”

In a culture that tends to pigeonhole practically everything for the sake of convenience, Slightly Stoopid defy any notion of easy categorization. They even defy their own branding, with an adept combination of reggae, funk, hip-hop, rock, and punk that’s far from what their goofy name might imply. Unlike other…

Fireside Prophets’ Justin D’Alfonso Admits: “I Love Dreads”

With a name like Fireside Prophets, you’d think this reggae-rock trio has something profound to say, possibly on a campground at night. Their sound brings bits of grunge to reggae, and it’s up to you to decide if whether these three musicians — guitarist Justin D’Alfonso, bassist Oren Gross, and…

Top Ten Rock Star Appearances on the Muppet Show

Exhibit A for why so many people born in the 1970s experimented with drugs is The Muppet Show. This primetime, half-hour variety show aimed at kids was possibly the most whacked out craziest bit of insanity to ever play on television. Running from 1976 to 1981, and starring Kermit the…

Five Awesome Animal Parties This Month

People don’t just walk their pups around the block anymore. Residents treat their furry friends like members of the family. They’re treated better than the kids, in their baby carriages, sucking down water beside a sushi place, panting from their Baby Bjorn perches. With the dog days of summer upon…

New Times Twerktorial for Speakeasy’s Twerk Night

Thanks to Miley Cyrus, and other widespread forms of ratchetness, twerking is the Macarena of the current era. In other words, the art of twerking is infamously practiced, yet rarely duplicated in its correct form. Only the most graceful hood-rat can hit the nail on the head, in this case,…

PureHoney Is Two Awesome Years Old, and Still Going to Print

The best place in print — besides the New Times, of course — to get your South Florida indie music fix is PureHoney. The monthly magazine is a labor of love, borne from the dedication and experience of one great, bearded man: Steve Rullman. The fold-out party bible is entering…

Paul van Dyk at Mansion Miami August 9

Dance music isn’t a religion, but taking a look around today’s dance floor might lead you to believe it’s possible. It’s not all sex and hedonism. These beat freaks are having life-changing experiences. They flock from all over the world to pray at the altar of light and bpms. And…

How Talking to Kanye West Changed Mayer Hawthorne

Mayer Hawthorne was excused for running a few minutes late. The Ann Arbor native returned from a European tour and was on his way from L.A. to New York as part of a promotional push for his album Where Does This Door Go. He is currently supporting OneRepublic on its…

Five Ways to Prepare for the Dubliner’s New Drunken Spelling Bee

You think studying Beer Pong-ology with a minor in Rage-onomics at frat parties helped you prepare for real-life, grown-up drinking activities. But when faced with a drunken spelling bee, the distinct possibility of failure looms large. The smell of stale keg beer, one night stands, and regret has dissipated, and…

Radio Days Brings the Past to the Stage at Delray’s Arts Garage

Music vet and New Times scribe Lee Zimmerman shares observations, insights, and updates relating to South Florida’s musical environs. This week: Theatre at Arts Garage goes back to the future. Forget the internet, live streams, social media and cyberspace. Delray’s Theatre at Arts Garage has announced a series of innovative…

Top Twenty Proto-Punk Bands: An Incomplete List

This past July, our sister paper LA Weekly pulled its collected sources at their West Coast Sound music blog and delivered a list of the “Top 20” punk albums in history. A fairly grandiose scheme on their behalf, and thus bound to fall short in some respects, especially for those…

Alabama Will Bring “Mountain Music” to Hard Rock Live Hollywood

You might think it funny for a band that got its start amid the seaside kitsch of Myrtle Beach to have a name like Alabama. But sort of like calling your Brooklyn-born baby Brooklyn, these guys were actually appropriately named after their native state. In 1969, cousins Randy Owen and…

Deep City Records Documentary: A Behind the Scenes Look

South Florida in the 1960s was a hotbed of live soul, funk, rhythm, and blues; and Deep City Records was Liberty City’s answer to Motown. Two public school teachers named Willie Clarke and Johnny Pearsall pooled their resources and formed the first black owned label in Florida. They based themselves…

Jason Sudeikis and Will Forte Make-Out in New Mumford & Sons Video

When the video for Mumford & Sons’ “Hopeless Wanderer” begins, you think: snoozer. It looks like it might just be a few minutes of Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Will Forte, and Ed Helms goofing off, but only enough not to offend humorless folk fans. Then suddenly, at a minute and…