Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard Come to Hollywood Hard Rock

Last month, Willie Nelson announced a bunch of Florida dates, but Broward and Palm Beach counties sadly weren’t on his mind. But guess sometime in the past month, we got in there somehow, cause the Red Headed Stranger is storming into town in a haze of pot smoke and country…

10 Musical Genres and What it Would Be Like if You Were Addicted to Them

Did ya hear the one about the Swede who scored significant skrill (see also: paper, dough, m-m-moolah) for his addiciton to heavy metal? Back in 2007, Swedish rock ‘n’ roll mega-enthusiast, Robert Tullgren, was awarded disability benefits by his country’s government due to his obsessive-compulsive need to be perpetually listening to,…

Best Concerts This Week in Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach County

This week, there’s so much live music happening in Broward and Palm Beach counties, it’s almost oppressive. That’s a slight exaggeration. But there definitely is enough going on to keep your feet tapping or your head banging till next Monday.  Luckily, you’ve been saving up for this big moment. A…

WANTED: Spring 2013 Photography Interns

Calling all photo students! New Times Broward-Palm Beach is recruiting photography students for its Spring 2013 Photo Intern Program.By “student,” we do not mean “a student of life.” There’s no cash offered with this gig, only credits. Don’t bother applying if this doesn’t suit you.Still interested? Read on!…

Elvis Is Possibly Celebrating His 77th Birthday in California

Today, we celebrate the birthday of a King. The King. Elvis Presley.  The reason for the faithful to flock to Graceland and mourn the man who would have been 77 years old, had not an unfortunate convergence of prescription drugs not killed him in the john. This particular anniversary is…

Fort Pierce’s Gravel Kings Play Banjos in a Metal World

By C. Townsend RizzoYou’d never know the Boozgeois was nearly eighty miles away from the nearest music hot spots in Palm Beach County and a hundred miles away from those in Broward, but tucked away on the Treasure Coast, a music scene is brewing. Legend has it that there’s always…

Azealia Banks: Homophobe, Moron, or Both?

Azealia Banks is the best rapper alive. “212” was the best single of whatever year you heard it in, and the year after that. That Fantasea mixtape was the shit. However, the innovative female MC’s feud with peer-a-like, Angel Haze, has not been as exciting as her actual rapping. And to…

Reactions to Tragic Twitter #Cut4Bieber Fad

Update: Even creepier still, the #cut4Bieber hash was seeded by internet trolls months back. It was originally a hoax created to have fans cut their hair because they said Bieber had cancer. It’s not certain how many images of sliced wrists are authentic. It’s clear the Internet is the tool…

Bluntin’ Bieber: Degenerate Pop Star is the Pothead-to-Watch in 2013

Hey everybody, guess who just looooves marijuana. If you answered Cheech, Chong, the states of Colorado and/or Washington, Puff the Magic Dragon, Snoop Dogg Lion, or President Jimmy Carter, you would be right.See also- Justin Bieber Was Allegedly Caught Smoking Weed Before Paparazzo’s Death But in 2013, it seems there’s a new…

Holy Ship!! and Fool’s Gold Make One Dude’s Dream Come True

Katie BainA-TrakAboard the Holy Ship!! one gets to mix and mingle with the slew of name DJs. “Hey there’s Zedd in line for pasta salad. Oh wow, there’s Dillon Francis in the elevator. Oh damn, Diplo is out on the beach swimming with all the fans. Jackbeats just bought all…

Eric Clapton Announces Hard Rock Live Hollywood, Florida, Tour Stops

Fans of guitar greatness in South Florida enjoyed a pretty serious string of fantastic shows in 2012: Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Aerosmith, B.B. King, Brad Paisley, and what feels like countless other pickers and shredders. Hell, even the alternative six-string-sect had the opportunity to experience multiple encounters of the noise kind courtesy…

Holy Ship!! Day One: Surprise Guest Skrillex Takes the Stage

Katie BainOn Friday afternoon, nearly 3,000 raver chicks, dude guys, scenesters, club kids and DJs assembled at a port in Fort Lauderdale and boarded the MSC Poesia, a.k.a. Holy Ship!! (There are two exclamation points because this is the second edition of the EDM party cruise put on by L.A.’s…

Smokey Robinson’s Bringing Clown Tears to Hard Rock Live Hollywood

Before Detroit was heavy with techno beats, it was rich with Motown’s rhythm, blues, and soul. Smokey Robinson started singing with the label, heading up the Miracles, with a voice as smooth as melted buttah and those sparking light eyes. Detroit in the 1960s was the milky way of music. Robinson…