Surfer From West Palm Beach Travels to Syria to Fight ISIS

Saying he “heard God’s call” after being moved by a television report about minority Yazidis trapped by ISIS fighters on Mount Sinjar, Dean Parker, 49, originally from West Palm Beach, decided this past November to join the Kurds in their fight against the ISIS jihadists in Syria. Parker, who has…

Mug-Shot Friday: Special New Years Edition

Now that 2014 is officially in the rearview mirror, you are probably, like us, suffering from an epic, earth-shaking hangover. But shakes and spewing and headaches aside, it could have been a lot worst. For some folks it sure was. Here are the highlights of the mug-shots that filtered through…

Judge Rules Gay Marriage Can Proceed Across Florida On Tuesday

U.S. Federal Court Judge Robert Hinkle today made it clear that all clerks of court in Florida should begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples on Tuesday. This announcement was a clarification in the case of Brenner v. Scott. See also: The Couple Whose Case Brought Gay Marriage to Florida…

Nine Dumbest Florida Criminals of 2014

Ah, Florida. We have criminals, just like every other state. But we have our own special kind of criminal. Namely, dumb ones. And because we’re never in short supply of dumb criminals, we’ve decided to scour through our Floriderp files to present to you the nine dumbest criminals for all…

New Times’ Five Most-Viewed Videos of 2014

Sometimes a story is meant to be seen rather than read. And when that happens, we at New Times grab our cameras, hit the road, and start filming. Our videos of 2014 ranged from the weird to the serious. They tackled everything from senior porn stars to public protests. They…

Palm Beach Teen Calls 911 Over PlayStation Outage

Sony’s PlayStation Network was shut down during Christmas after a hacker group infiltrated the company’s system and brought everything to a grinding halt. As you might imagine, it was a major pain in the ass for people who wanted to log onto the network and play their videogames. But this…

Hollywood Police Conducting DUI Operation Tonight

It’s New Year’s Eve awwwriiiight! That means counting down 2015, family, friends, noise makers, party hats, and booze. But mostly, it’s about booze. What it doesn’t mean is getting sloshed and then getting in your car. That would be dumb for multiple reasons. So, to make sure you don’t do…

Publix To Expand Benefits To Include Same-Sex Couples

The Sunshine State’s largest employer, Publix Super Markets, will expand its spousal benefits to include married same-sex couples beginning on January 1, 2015– just days before the lifting of a federal stay is expected to bring marriage equality to Florida. According to Equality Florida, one of the state’s leading LGBT…

Top Ten South Florida Sports Moments of 2014

Let’s face it. 2014 was a big heaping pile of crap of a sports year for us down here. The Heat got destroyed in the Finals, which led to LeBron James’ leaving for Cleveland. The Dolphins still suck. The Marlins missed the playoffs and lost their star player for the…

Racers Mourn for Track Worker Killed in Raceway Accident

The racing world suffered a loss this past Sunday when an experienced track worker at the Palm Beach International Raceway died during a race when an unmanned, out-of-control motorcycle crashed into him. Robert “Goofy” Hoffstetter, who had more than 30 years’ experience as a corner marshal (the guys who help…

Seven New Year’s Resolutions for Florida for 2015

The new year is just around the corner, which means IT’S RESOLUTION TIME. That’s right, folks. Time to buckle down, grab some pen and paper, and start writing down all the things you resolve to do in 2015 to better your life. And while most of us will give up…