Five Most Badass Moves Archbishop Thomas Wenski Has Pulled

Last year after Ray Allen sprinted furiously to a corner, made Mike Breen yell “BAAAAAAAAAAAANG” and the Heat took a bat to San Antonio’s knees, Miami Archbishop Thomas Wenski collected on his bet with his San Antonio counterpart Gustavo García-Siller. Wenski received a sizable chunk of Texas barbecue and fajitas…

Voter Fraud Scaremonger Bill Skinner Trotted Out by Palm Beach GOP

The fall elections approach, and like clockwork, GOP operatives begin priming the faithful with horror stories of rampant Democratic Party voter fraud. How much substance is there to their tales of electoral chicanery, and how great is the need for stern measures to deter it? See also: Republican Voter Suppression…

Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio…

Broward Judge Ana Gardiner Disbarred by Florida Supreme Court

Former embattled Broward Circuit Judge Ana Gardiner has been disbarred from practicing law by the Florida Supreme Court. Back in 2008, New Times broke the story of Gardiner’s improper sexual relationship with then-prosecutor and Assistant State Attorney Howard Scheinberg during a death penalty trial. Gardiner and Scheinberg had both been…

Forget Coal and Windmills; FAU’s Underwater Turbines Will End Global Warming

FAU announced recently that researchers at its Southeast National Marine Renewable Energy Center (SNMREC) have signed a five-year lease to evaluate underwater turbines powered by ocean currents. The lease, which was granted by the U.S. Department of the Interior’s Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM), calls specifically for the researchers…

Joy Taylor: South Florida’s Female Sports Radio Host

Has Mr. Horner lost his way to the house under the hill? Is old blind Bob having trouble finding the harbor of hope? Oh, don’t despair. It’s time for Just the Tips with the queen of concupiscence, Joy Taylor. Jonathan Zaslow: Just the Tips, we do it every week at…

Wet Bridge Grates and Cyclists Are a Dangerous Combination

Biking in South Florida is dangerous — that can be said flatly. Last week, for instance, hundreds of cyclists from Miami to Delray Beach participated in a memorial event for fallen riders called the Ride of Silence. So after a cyclist took a bad fall over a wet grated bridge…

Cousteau Grandson Heads to the Depths for 31 Days

Every family name has its baggage. But if your driver’s license happens to say “Cousteau,” chances are you’re slotted for a life under the sea. Such is the case with Fabien Cousteau, grandson of the famous oceanographer and documentary filmmaker Jacques-Yves. And last weekend, the 46-year-old Cousteau threw a new…

Gay Honduran Seeks Refuge in Hollywood

Italo Morales is on the run. The 27-year-old from Honduras is trying to scrape up the cash to sneak through the border from Mexico to El Paso, Texas. After that, he plans on speeding through the southern United States on his way to Florida. He’s headed to Hollywood — home…

United for Care Answers Anti-Medical Marijuana Group’s Claims

Medical marijuana advocates United For Care have come out and answered the various claims made in an eight-minute anti-medical weed ad that was recently released. Last month, we told you about Drug Free Florida’s anti-medical marijuana video called “Devil In the Details,” that breaks down reasons why passing Amendment 2…

Florida Woman Attacked by Bees and Stung More Than 100 Times

A swarm of bees stung an elderly Plantation woman more than a hundred times Tuesday evening. The woman, who is reportedly in her early 90s, was attacked by bees that had nestled in a tree outside her home in the 1400 block of Campanelli Drive West. According to one witness,…

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

Game 1 of the NBA Finals rematch between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs gets kicked off Thursday night. And so far, the story of the week leading up to tip-off has been that Tim Duncan said something interesting. Well, interesting by his standards. After their Western Conference Finals-clinching…

Oil Well Near Florida Panther Habitat OK’d by State Judge

A state judge yesterday overruled legal challenges to an exploratory oil well in an area of the Big Cypress Swamp watershed adjoining the habitat of the Florida Panther, near the Naples residential neighborhood of Golden Gate Estates. See also: – DEP Bends to Oil Company Seeking to Drill in Everglades…

Synthetic Pot Sends 29 to Hospital in Gainesville

The first dozen headed to Gainesville hospitals last Thursday and Friday. Although the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office has yet to release the victims’ names or ages, the one thing they certainly had in common was an affinity for Spice. Although the drug typically produces a short high that can mostly…