Rick Scott Signs In-State Tuition Bill for Undocumented Students

On Monday, Gov. Rick Scott signed the DREAM Act bill into law, which will allow in-state tuition for the children of illegal immigrants in Florida. According to the bill, undocumented immigrants must meet a certain number of conditions to qualify that include attending a secondary school for at least three…

Brush Fire Puts Smoky Haze Over South Florida

South Florida looks a lot like a Renaissance painting today. The skyline and the cityscape bleed into each other with the most minuscule of brush strokes. But no, an imaginary Leonardo did not restyle South Florida to look like the Mona Lisa. What you’re seeing is not sfumato; it’s smoke…

How Could Florida Be the Most Stressed-Out State?

It seems that the farther from the ocean you are in this country, the more relaxed you are. Sounds counterintuitive, considering that beaches are our collective vision of paradise, and seaside communities are where old people go to decompress before they die. But hey — science is science, or something…

Keys Giant Mutant Rats Detect Land Mines and Tuberculosis

Last week we told you about the African Gambian Pouched Rat’s reemergence on Grassy Key. Now comes an organization headquartered in Tanzania called APOPO, dedicated to training African Gambian pouched rats to detect land mines and tuberculosis. When trained, they’re dubbed HeroRATS. Bart Weetjens, a self-described monk, started the organization…

When Will Uber and Lyft Come to Broward and Palm Beach?

By now you’ve probably heard about the ride-share fever that’s sweeping through the 305, a game changer for anyone looking travel in Miami-Dade. Two app-based car services — UberX and Lyft — are currently motoring folks all over the county, despite the fact that well, it’s kind of illegal. Regardless,…

LeBron James Redefines #LeBroning as Heat Ties Finals 1-1

After he was forced out of Game 1 with cramps and had to be carried to the bench by Heat trainers, the Twittersphere began mocking LeBron James with a viral #LeBroning hashtag that showed people being carried in pain. In Game 2, LeBron took #LeBroning and bent it, torqued it,…

Gatorade Apologizes for LeBron James-Related Tweets

As LeBron James was losing a battle against debilitating muscle cramps, because he is, after all, a human and not a cyborg, energy-drink-maker Gatorade was getting all trolly with the King during the game. Or, at least whoever runs the Gatorade Twitter account was. Because they were laying it on…

Five Most Badass Moves Archbishop Thomas Wenski Has Pulled

Last year after Ray Allen sprinted furiously to a corner, made Mike Breen yell “BAAAAAAAAAAAANG” and the Heat took a bat to San Antonio’s knees, Miami Archbishop Thomas Wenski collected on his bet with his San Antonio counterpart Gustavo García-Siller. Wenski received a sizable chunk of Texas barbecue and fajitas…

Voter Fraud Scaremonger Bill Skinner Trotted Out by Palm Beach GOP

The fall elections approach, and like clockwork, GOP operatives begin priming the faithful with horror stories of rampant Democratic Party voter fraud. How much substance is there to their tales of electoral chicanery, and how great is the need for stern measures to deter it? See also: Republican Voter Suppression…

Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio…

Broward Judge Ana Gardiner Disbarred by Florida Supreme Court

Former embattled Broward Circuit Judge Ana Gardiner has been disbarred from practicing law by the Florida Supreme Court. Back in 2008, New Times broke the story of Gardiner’s improper sexual relationship with then-prosecutor and Assistant State Attorney Howard Scheinberg during a death penalty trial. Gardiner and Scheinberg had both been…

Forget Coal and Windmills; FAU’s Underwater Turbines Will End Global Warming

FAU announced recently that researchers at its Southeast National Marine Renewable Energy Center (SNMREC) have signed a five-year lease to evaluate underwater turbines powered by ocean currents. The lease, which was granted by the U.S. Department of the Interior’s Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM), calls specifically for the researchers…

Joy Taylor: South Florida’s Female Sports Radio Host

Has Mr. Horner lost his way to the house under the hill? Is old blind Bob having trouble finding the harbor of hope? Oh, don’t despair. It’s time for Just the Tips with the queen of concupiscence, Joy Taylor. Jonathan Zaslow: Just the Tips, we do it every week at…

Wet Bridge Grates and Cyclists Are a Dangerous Combination

Biking in South Florida is dangerous — that can be said flatly. Last week, for instance, hundreds of cyclists from Miami to Delray Beach participated in a memorial event for fallen riders called the Ride of Silence. So after a cyclist took a bad fall over a wet grated bridge…