Is Club Cinema a Public Nuisance? Court Hearing Tomorrow

There’s a hurricane of bass pounding inside Club Cinema, which, close to midnight on a recent weekend, is a sweaty blender of 2,500 teens dancing as Canadian producer Exicison’s set hits lift off. Green lasers stab through the dark in the Pompano Beach club. Shirtless kids grind against girls tricked…

Five Reasons the Las Olas Gondola Is Keeping Romance Alive

Wait! Before you shove those flowers down the garbage disposal, throw the candy hearts in the microwave, and send that passive-aggressive text message, there’s something you need to hear: Romance is not dead! No. It’s alive and well, and you’ll find it floating merrily down the New River right in…

DEP Advisory Committee Says No to Oil Drilling in Big Cypress Swamp

Environmentalists took heart yesterday when a Texas oil company’s request for official permission to drill deep into the Big Cypress watershed got a thumbs-down from an arm of the Department of Environmental Protection. See also: – Oil Companies Are Planning to Drill in Florida Panther Habitat How great was the…

Ten Reasons to Vote Against Medical Marijuana in Florida

Kevin Sabet is not one of the more than 70 percent of Floridians who want Amendment 2 to pass in November. Sabet — director of the drug policy institute at the University of Florida and a professor at the college of medicine there too — is one of the few…

Miami Marlins: Can You Spot If Someone Is a Marlins Player?

Your Miami Marlins kick off the 2014 MLB season tonight when they host the Colorado Rockies at the Broward County Commissioners Should Never Forget What the Marlins Did to Miami-Dade County Before Giving the Panthers Money Park Marlins Park. But before you don’t go to the game and maybe decide…

Lauderhill Named Eighth Most Dangerous Small City

Just a couple of weeks ago, we told you about two surveys that came to the conclusion that Fort Lauderdale is not only in the top ten among the best downtowns but also in the top ten among most exciting midsized cities. For both rankings, Fort Laudy landed the seventh…

Five April Fool’s Pranks You Should Never Try in Florida

Oh, April Fool’s, you’re the silliest of all the days. Yes, sillier than Arbor Day, Flag Day, and even charades night at Rick Scott’s house (where 90 percent of shouted-out guesses include the words “evil” and “snake”). Whimsy reigns supreme, and across America, fun is had while Whoopee Cushions deflate…

Mug-Shot Monday: Which ’90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

You spoke; we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding New Times franchise focusing on the week’s most eye-catching mugs from South Florida’s tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale. Click on and enjoy…

Palm Beach County Dark Sky Festival Gives Back the Night

Stargazing! Owl presentations! Food trucks? Palm Beach County’s second annual Dark Sky Festival sounds fun enough to postpone other evening activities and/or keep the kids up late. Not only that, it’s a way to raise awareness of an under-recognized environmental issue with consequences for wildlife and human health. See also:…

Controversial Boca Raton Golf Course Project Pushed Back Again

For nearly the last decade, residents up near Boca Raton’s Mizner Trail golf course have been fighting a developer’s efforts to throw up residential units on a 130-acre swath of green space. These are not your usual NIMBY complaints — preliminary tests show the ground is possibly soaked through with…

Florida Is Becoming an Unlikely Obamacare Success Story

Despite Florida Republicans pretty much doing everything within their power to derail Obamacare, more than 440,000 Florida residents have already enrolled Affordable Care Act through the federal marketplace website. According to a report by the AP, the state is expected to blow projections out of the water by the time…

Westboro Baptist Church Might Be Taken Over By Florida Man

Steve Drain, a University of South Florida alumnus, might be taking over Westboro Baptist Church. Drain, who used to be an atheist and once set out to expose the hate-mongering church, became enamored with Westboro and became one of Fred Phelps Sr.’s closest disciples. Drain went so far as to…

Medical Marijuana Business Conference in West Palm Beach This Weekend

Anticipating passage of the Florida medical marijuana amendment this fall, our favorite retired pot smuggler is hosting a conference this weekend on the business of therapeutic maryjane. Guest speakers from around the nation will spill the seed on the legal, medical, financial, and probable regulatory landscape for entrepreneurs of the…