Ten Reasons FAT Village’s Art Walk Is Better Than Wynwood’s

Every second Saturday of the month, hordes of people make the trek down to Wynwood in Miami for its art walk. It’s hip, urban, and usually overshadows FAT Village’s ArtWalk in downtown Fort Lauderdale. But it shouldn’t. Since Wynwood’s art walk is on the second Saturday and FAT Village’s is…

Florida Man Poured Hot Sauce on Puppy to Silence Its Yelping, Cops Say

A Florida man decided to catapult himself into first place as Worst Human Person on Earth after he allegedly slathered his girlfriend’s 3-month-old puppy with hot sauce because it was making too much noise. According to a Sarasota Police report, the Dachshund/Chihuahua mix named Gizmo was having a seizure and…

Spring Break 2014 Starts Now!

The brunt of winter is over, and the median age of South Florida’s population is in for a sharp decline. The snowbirds are migrating north, and college kids are coming south, ready to embark on a week of sunshine and binge drinking. Even though Fort Lauderdale Beach is a shell…

Boat Catches Fire and Sinks off Hillsboro Inlet (Video)

Two men and a boy had to evacuate a sportfishing boat they were on when the vessel caught on fire and sank on Sunday morning. The 46-door Sea Lion caught fire around 7:30 a.m. as it sailed off the Hillsboro Inlet. An hour after the distress call was made, the…

Sharks Could Be Forecasting Hurricanes Soon

Sharks are apparently going to be replacing weathermen soon, because according to this report, hundreds of them have been tagged with special satellite links that scientists are hoping will be forecasting information of oncoming hurricanes. Scientists at the University of Miami’s Rosenstiel School of Marine & Atmospheric Science began tagging…

John Boehner Buys Florida Luxury Vacation Condo

House Speaker John Boehner is apparently not orange enough, so he’s gone and bought himself a vacation condo right here in the Sunshine State. The luxury condominium is located in exclusive Marco Island, overlooking the Gulf of Mexico. Now Boehner will be able to be closer to his daughter and…

Miami Herald Photographer Helps Save Baby on Highway

Yesterday afternoon as traffic clogged the Dolphin Expressway in Miami, a woman jumped out of her car holding her 5-month-old nephew, who was having trouble breathing and turning blue. Right behind her in his car was Miami Herald photographer Al Diaz (famous for having taken this image of Elian Gonzalez,…

LeBron James Suffers Bloody Nose, Still Takes League-MVP Lead

LeBron James is, in fact, human. Although he might be a cybernetic organism programmed to terminate all opponents on the basketball court. Either way, LeBron had his nose busted by Oklahoma City Thunder’s Serge Ibaka Thursday night, and had to leave the game. But before exiting the court with piles…

Tampa Bakery Poised to Sell Medical Marijuana Edibles

Megan Auclair is not some tie-dye-wearing college kid whipping up potent pot brownies in the communal dorm kitchen. In fact, Auclair wants to wipe that stereotype from everyone’s subconscious. Auclair is a medical professional, an entrepreneur, and as soon as the bill for medical marijuana passes, Auclair plans to heal…

Baby Florida Panther Near Death Rescued by Researchers

And now for the most awwwwwwww look it the little baby! news item you’ll read pretty much for the rest of your life. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission announced that biologists working at the Florida Panther National Wildlife Refuge found and rescued a panther kitten that was near…

LeBron James Thanks Absent Dad on Instagram

LeBron James, the greatest basketball player on the planet, took to Instagram to post a thank you note to the father who abandoned him as a child. LeBron grew up in inner city Akron, Ohio, and was raised by single mother Gloria James. But on Thursday morning, his open letter…

Dania Casino & Jai Alai Re-Opening Tonight

Dania Casino & Jai-Alai is re-opening its doors Thursday night, and now it’s got a lot more than just little dudes running around chasing a tiny ball with giant wicker baskets on their hands. After several years of being closed, the newly christened Dania Casino is just that — a…