Seventy-four Greyhounds Died in Florida During Second Half of 2013

The greyhound racing industry has always had considerable influence in Tallahassee. The passage of the 90 percent rule (a rule that allows dog racing tracks to add gambling tables only if they maintain 90 percent of the races the track ran in 1996) might be its greatest feat since greyhound…

FSU President Is Leaving for Penn State

Clarification 2/16, 3 p.m.. This article initially called Penn State “Penn” on one reference. The mistake has been fixed. The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting that Florida State University president Eric J. Barron is leaving to take the helm at another football-mad school — Penn State, home of the Joe Paterno/Jerry…

UCF Student Accused of Posting Revenge Porn Is Unapologetic on Twitter

University of Central Florida student Sean Shahid is a millennial. The 20-year-old has 674 followers on Twitter and 745 on Instagram. He also snapchats and posts Vine videos. And when Shahid’s ex-girlfriend was approached to testify in a case Shahid was involved in, Shahid threatened to post comprising photos of…

Vanilla Ice to Be Named Wellington’s Outstanding Citizen of the Year

Stop. Collaborate. Listen. The Wellington Chamber of Commerce has decided that, of all 55,584 people who live there, former rapper, former reality-TV star, former Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dancer, former Hero-Not-Zero Vanilla Ice will be named its Outstanding Citizen of the Year. Today is February 13. Wellington does not mess…

Should Parasailing Be Regulated in Florida?

In 2007, 15-year-old Amber White was parasailing in Pompano Beach with her sister when winds picked up, the tow line broke, and White slammed into a building and died. Last year, 17-year-old Alexis Fairchild was parasailing in Panama City when again winds picked up, the line snapped, and she and…

Zoo Alliance Starts “Adopt-a-Sperm” Program

The South-East Zoo Alliance for Reproduction & Conservation (SEZARC) is “asking the public to lend a hand to their sperm collecting efforts,” it announced yesterday. “Every day, all throughout the animal world, millions of sperm are going to waste, swimming their way to fruitless oblivion. This sperm, if properly harvested…

The Nine South Florida Guys Who’ll Actually Message You on OkCupid

With Valentine’s Day coming Friday, let us warn you:The OkCupid dream is even more fictional than the American dream. Opening an account sounds great — it’s free, all your friends have one, and you have nothing to lose. At first, you trust those personality questions will compute into some top-secret…

Shawn LaBeet: Cop Killer Redux

For 51 years, Chris Reyka seemed proof of some higher power. A clean-cut, churchgoing former Marine with snow-white hair and a strong jaw, Reyka was an incarnation of the American dream. He had overcome tragedy to build a family and career as a police officer. Every day he pinned a…