Justin Bieber to Arresting Officer: “What the Fuck Did I Do?”

“Why the fuck you doing this?” That’s what Justin Bieber asked the Miami Beach Police officer who pulled over his yellow Lamborghini on Thursday morning, according to the arrest report. “What the fuck did I do?” the pop star asked as he exited the vehicle. “Why the fuck did you…

Sean Hannity Could Be Moving to Florida to Run for Office

Fox News talking face Sean Hannity announced on his radio show last week that he’s going to bolt New York after Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo made comments about how extreme conservatives have “no place” in New York. So where does one go to find solace in the bosom of like-minded…

Manhunt On for NYE Thief Who Swiped $1,000 Hennessy Bottle

Evidently there’s a sticky-fingered hustler out there who has a taste for only the finest spirits. That, or just some poor smuck had a hot date for New Year’s Eve this year and was desperate to impress. Whatever the reason, someone rang in 2014 with a high-priced liquor store snatch…

Here’s a Video of Justin Bieber Getting Arrested in South Beach

Uh, so unless you’re down in your bomb shelter or something, you probably know Justin Bieber got busted this morning for drag racing in Miami Beach. The tween baller was allegedly running and gunning his yellow sports car in a residential part of the beach. Well, here’s a video allegedly…

George Zimmerman Paints Portrait of State Attorney Angela Corey

Buoyed by selling an awful piece of art for $100,099.99 on eBay back in December, George Zimmerman is back with a new awful painting. This time around, Zimmerman has used the special prosecutor who charged him with second-degree murder after he shot and killed Trayvon Martin. State Attorney Angela Corey…

Prostitutes Steal Millions and Walk Free

Scott Rosen thought he had sealed the deal when the pretty blond 20-something got up to use the bathroom. The 55-year-old with a receding hairline and freshly pressed shirt downed a $12 vodka cranberry as he waited for his target to slink back to the wicker sofa he occupied on…

Broward Schools Placed on Lockdown Following Miramar Shooting

Coconut Palm Elementary, and New Renaissance Middle School in Broward County were put on lockdown this morning following a fatal shooting on the county line in Miramar. Miramar Police say a 23-year old man was found shot dead at around 9:00 a.m. Wednesday morning in front of a home along…

Rick Scott Says He’ll Vote Against Medical Marijuana

In what is pretty much the least shocking news item you’ll read all day, Gov. Rick Scott says he’ll vote against the legalization of medical marijuana should it make it to the 2014 ballot. And while 80 percent of Floridians are for the legalization of medical marijuana and Scott’s popularity…

FWC Is Hiring People to Wrangle Up Crocodiles

Are you bored with working in the same old office day after day? And by “same old office,” we mean “not the swamp.” Do you feel like you need to be challenged at your job? And, by “challenged,” we mean “maybe almost eaten.” Because the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission…

Gay Florida Couples Sue State for Right to Marry

Six same-sex couples are taking the State of Florida to court for the right to marry, Equality Florida Institute announced on Tuesday. The lawsuit claims that Florida’s ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional, denying couples legal protections and overall equality that nongay married couples have. Four of the couples named…

How Beach Place Can Stop Being a Nuisance

Beach Place in Fort Lauderdale has gone through some type of reverse metamorphosis since its birth in 1996. What was once an oceanfront butterfly has crawled back into its cocoon, where it has been for the past decade, regressing into a fat, belligerent, alcoholic caterpillar. It’s official: Beach Place is…

DJ Carnage Hauled Off Stage at Troubled Club Cinema

Over the weekend, police busted up a sold-out dance party at Club Cinema in Pompano Beach. The club — already smack in the middle of a dust-up with the city — was reportedly raided by almost 30 BSO officers as over 2,500 people watched from the dance floor. They hauled…