Florida Man Eats Bag of Cocaine in Front of Cops

A Florida man sat in his car, pulled out a bag of cocaine, ripped it open like a bag of Tostitos, and began eating the coke. All in full view of police officers. Gainesville police say they spotted the man sitting in the passenger seat of a car parked in…

Blackfish Filmmakers Challenge SeaWorld to Debate

The filmmakers behind Blackfish and The Cove have challenged SeaWorld to a public debate on the issues the documentary has brought up and the park’s assertions that it’s nothing but propaganda from a group of extremists. The Oceanic Preservation Society has put out a news release and thrown down the…

LeBron James Shows Support for Richard Sherman on Twitter

LeBron James has jumped in on the Richard Sherman controversy via Twitter, and officially backed the Seattle Seahawks cornerback on Thursday morning. Sherman has been in the middle of an internet-driven maelstrom ever since his post-game interview following last Sunday’s NFC Championship game when he yelled at the camera about…

Justin Bieber to Arresting Officer: “What the Fuck Did I Do?”

“Why the fuck you doing this?” That’s what Justin Bieber asked the Miami Beach Police officer who pulled over his yellow Lamborghini on Thursday morning, according to the arrest report. “What the fuck did I do?” the pop star asked as he exited the vehicle. “Why the fuck did you…

Sean Hannity Could Be Moving to Florida to Run for Office

Fox News talking face Sean Hannity announced on his radio show last week that he’s going to bolt New York after Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo made comments about how extreme conservatives have “no place” in New York. So where does one go to find solace in the bosom of like-minded…

Manhunt On for NYE Thief Who Swiped $1,000 Hennessy Bottle

Evidently there’s a sticky-fingered hustler out there who has a taste for only the finest spirits. That, or just some poor smuck had a hot date for New Year’s Eve this year and was desperate to impress. Whatever the reason, someone rang in 2014 with a high-priced liquor store snatch…

Here’s a Video of Justin Bieber Getting Arrested in South Beach

Uh, so unless you’re down in your bomb shelter or something, you probably know Justin Bieber got busted this morning for drag racing in Miami Beach. The tween baller was allegedly running and gunning his yellow sports car in a residential part of the beach. Well, here’s a video allegedly…

George Zimmerman Paints Portrait of State Attorney Angela Corey

Buoyed by selling an awful piece of art for $100,099.99 on eBay back in December, George Zimmerman is back with a new awful painting. This time around, Zimmerman has used the special prosecutor who charged him with second-degree murder after he shot and killed Trayvon Martin. State Attorney Angela Corey…

Prostitutes Steal Millions and Walk Free

Scott Rosen thought he had sealed the deal when the pretty blond 20-something got up to use the bathroom. The 55-year-old with a receding hairline and freshly pressed shirt downed a $12 vodka cranberry as he waited for his target to slink back to the wicker sofa he occupied on…

Broward Schools Placed on Lockdown Following Miramar Shooting

Coconut Palm Elementary, and New Renaissance Middle School in Broward County were put on lockdown this morning following a fatal shooting on the county line in Miramar. Miramar Police say a 23-year old man was found shot dead at around 9:00 a.m. Wednesday morning in front of a home along…