BCS Prediction: Rick Scott Says FSU Will Beat Auburn

While Rick Scott has been taking his sweet-ass time in choosing a lieutenant governor, he sure has been quick to get all up about tonight’s BCS Championship game between the Florida State Seminoles and Auburn Tigers. Scott has managed to make the requisite arbitrary bet between government officials whenever two…

Rep. Trey Radel Going Back to Work After Cocaine Bust

Trey Radel, the freshman Republican representative who was charged in November with cocaine possession, is getting ready to go back to work Tuesday when Congress’ new session kicks off. Radel had pleaded guilty to misdemeanor cocaine possession after getting busted and spent 28 days in an in-patient treatment program at…

Seven Things Every FSU Fan Will Do Tonight

Today is a very special day for FSU fans. No, Tim Tebow still won’t eat those poison apples we keep sending him, but tonight the Seminoles face Auburn for the national title. And if you couldn’t tell by the way we reacted to Jameis Winston’s trial, nothing is more important…

Escaped Lion on the Prowl in the Tampa Area

If you live in the Tampa area, you may not want to answer your door if someone rings the bell and says it’s a candygram for you. Because it actually very well may be a lion. The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office is saying that a lion has escaped the Survival…

It’s Freezing Today, So the Rest of America Hates Us!

A major winter storm full of frigid kick-ass named Hercules is bearing down on the northeastern United States, bringing with it record lows, canceled flights, snowfall, and blizzard conditions the country hasn’t seen in years. So everyone is miserable and whining about the weather. Except, of course, in South Florida,…

Breaking Bad Contest Winner From Florida Arrested on Drug Charges

Ryan Lee Carroll, winner of a contest that allowed him to watch the Breaking Bad series finale with the show’s stars at a private party in a Hollywood cemetery, was arrested last week and charged with felony possession of a synthetic narcotic and felony possession of a controlled substance without…

Sixteen Arrested at Rose Parade for Protesting SeaWorld Float

Sixteen PETA protesters were arrested at the Rose Parade on Wednesday, a majority of them for trying to stop the SeaWorld-themed float. Riot police escorted the float as it made its way through the parade, passing multiple planned protest spots along the route. PETA protests took to the street in…

Boca Raton Businessman Found Guilty of $100 Mil Stock Fraud

The old tale is Wall Street sharks screwing over us, the little people. But sometimes the deep-pocketed cannibalize themselves. Case in point, Argyll Equities Inc., a San Diego-based outfit that had a unique way of screwing clients out of their money. And according to federal prosecutors, the guy who teed…