Five Things the Fort Lauderdale Tea Party Taught Me

Every Saturday since February 28, 2009, from 1 to 3 p.m., the Fort Lauderdale Tea Party has gathered on the northeast corner of Oakland Park Boulevard and North Federal Highway. And almost every Saturday, I have caught them out of the corner of my eye. It’s usually just a quick…

Founding Marilyn Manson Guitarist Scott Putesky Is Battling Cancer

Founding Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids guitarist Scott Mitchell Putesky, formerly known by his stage name Daisy Berkowitz, is battling stage-four colon cancer. Asked about how his treatment is going, Mitchell tells New Times: “I don’t know how the cancer happened but my diagnosis was this past August, and…

Nude Beaches Disappoint Google Team Filming Florida Coastline

Earlier in the year, Google and Visit Florida recruited four men to walk 825 miles of Florida’s coastline, with the goal of photographing Florida’s beaches, then posting the results on Google Street View for all to see. The journey for the four men consisted of lugging around 45 -pound backpacks…

FTAA Ten Years Later: Protesters Reunite This Weekend, Fight TPP [UPDATED]

Another decade, another trade pact, another round of protest. Ten years since anti-globalization demonstrations at the FTAA in Miami broke down into a full-scale police riot, veterans of that battle and new adherents to their cause are gathering throughout South Florida to mark the date and raise the banner anew…

Boca Raton Psychic Bilked Client for $100,000, Gambled It Away

This just keeps happening again and again. This week, Boca Raton Police tossed the cuffs on another psychic accused to using her connection to the spirit realm to line her pockets with cash. Stephanie Thompson — who did her cosmic business under the name Stephanie Lee — had a plan…

Spirit Airlines Campaign: “We’re Not Smoking Crack”

Spirit Airlines, based right here in Miramar, is definitely known for its infuriating nickel-and-diming borderline tasteless marketing gimmicks. In 2008, a slogan was “Return of the MILF (Many Islands, Low Fares)”; in 2010, “Check out the oil on our beaches” — meaning suntan oil — after the BP oil spill…

Passenger Falls Out of Plane After Takeoff, According to FAA

According to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), the pilot of a Piper PA 46 reported to them that a passenger fell from aircraft on Thursday afternoon. The pilot told the FAA that he had been flying at 1,800 feet, about eight miles southeast of Kendall-Tamiami Executive Airport, when the passenger…

SeaWorld: Record Earnings Despite Orca Controversy

SeaWorld reported its quarterly earnings Wednesday — and they were at a record high, according to the Orlando Sentinel, which reported that the company’s “quarterly profit ballooned 30 percent from the same period a year ago, from $92 million to $120 million. Total revenue rose 3 percent, to $538 million.”…

An Ill-Fated Test Spin of a New Boat Ends in Disaster

Neither land nor rescue craft was in sight. An hour after his 21-foot catamaran had plummeted 2,100 feet to the bottom of the sea, bulky Seattle boat broker Sandy Williamson was treading water in six-foot swells 15 miles off Miami. Just a few inches away, Corey Whittaker, a wiry and…

Florida Senators Introduce Bill to Increase Speed Limit to 75 MPH

Know what we need more around these parts? Crazy-ass drivers challenging Chuck Yeager’s sound barrier speed record on our highways. And thanks to some lawmakers, that just may happen sooner than we think. Florida Sens. Jeff Brandes, R-St. Petersburg, and Jeff Clemens, D-Lake Worth, have joined forces in a bipartisan…