New Times Article Helps Free 46 Trapped Pit Bulls

Turns out, it was even worse than we’d thought. Reno Yohai, a five-time felon and child molester, didn’t in fact have 34 pit bulls trapped inside his West Park home, on the border of Miami-Dade and Broward counties, as New Times reported two weeks ago. He had 46. Inside a…

4chan Camgirl Loli-chan Grows Up

Loli-chan is a modern-day Rapunzel locked inside a South Miami fortress of rust and weeds on a dead-end street. She rarely leaves a guest house that sits in a jungle-like yard overrun with six peacocks and half as many junked cars. Ten paces away is her parents’ place. Wooden boards…

Florida Tourists Defy Government Shutdown, Jump Park Gate

Tourists visiting Florida decided that the government shutdown is dumb and decided to show their defiance by jumping the fence that closed off the Castillo de San Marcos fort in St. Augustine. Castillo de San Marcos is the oldest masonry fort in the continental United States. So, since it’s a…

600 Pounds of Cocaine Found on West Palm Megayacht

Another day, another boat found with drugs onboard in South Florida. This time around, the boat is a 132-foot luxury megayacht valued at about $5.5 million. And the drug was cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine. See also: Pot Boat Washes Ashore on Fort Lauderdale Beach…

Miami Dolphins Not Invited to Bid for Super Bowl

Earlier today, we told you about how the Miami Dolphins were going to throw their hat in the ring to bid for Super Bowl 52 in 2018. Well, not so much anymore. It looks like the NFL has officially not invited the Dolphins to bid to host the big game,…

Fixes to Stand Your Ground Moves Forward After Senate Committee Vote

State senators on Tuesday advanced proposed changes to the state’s Stand Your Ground law on Tuesday, almost three months after George Zimmerman was acquitted in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. In a 7-2 vote, the Senate Judiciary committee voted to move forward a measure that includes, among other…

Watch the Miami Heat’s Pregame Video Shoot Sneak-Peek

Fresh off their preseason victory over the Atlanta Hawks on Monday night, the Miami Heat is busy today shooting footage for its pregame introductions. And, as it has always been, it looks like it’s going to be filled with a lot of smoke, a lot of screaming, and a lot…

Monkey Running Loose in Florida, According to FWC Reports

There’s a monkey running loose in Lakeland. No word on if it’s one of them dreaded herpes monkeys. But still. If you happen to go outside and you think you spot a monkey, chances are that it is, in fact, a monkey. See also: Herpes-Infected Monkeys Roaming Florida…

West Palm Beach Man Jumps Off Tri-Rail Trying to Save Cell Phone

A West Palm Beach man is in critical condition after he jumped from a moving Tri-Rail train when he realized he had left his cell phone on the station bench and tried to retrieve it Monday night. The man, 26-year-old Eddie Diaz, reportedly broke through the train’s emergency doors and…

Miami Dolphins Bidding to Host Super Bowl in 2018

Fresh off their defeat in trying to get public funds to renovate their stadium, the Miami Dolphins are planning to throw their hat into the ring and bid for the 2018 Super Bowl. It’s that kind of up and attem! attitude that’s made this football franchise the perpetual 7-9 denizens…

Miami Dolphins Mascot Celebrates 26-23 Loss to the Ravens

The Miami Dolphins’ late-game rally on Sunday fell short when kicker Caleb Sturgis’ effort waffled wide left, handing the Fins their second consecutive loss, dropping them to 3-2 on the season. It was a bitter loss, leaving that all-too-familiar taste of defeat in Dolphins fans’ mouths (tastes like chicken shit!)…