Dwyane Wade Ordered to Let Sons Visit Ex-Wife

Miami-Dade County Judge Antonio Marinhas has ordered Dwyane Wade to let his two sons visit their mother, Wade’s ex-wife, Siohvaughn Funches. The boys, Zaire, 11, and Zion, 6, had been visiting their mother on a weekly basis, but after she staged a bizarre sit-in on the streets of Chicago where…

David Menasche, Teacher With Brain Cancer, Gets Book Deal

Everybody has a story, but not many are as extraordinary as David Menasche’s. Menasche, who grew up in Broward and became a teacher at Coral Reef Senior High School in Miami, will be releasing a book next January documenting his trip cross-country and the insights he gained from it. Brain…

Authorities Find 3,600 Pounds of Cocaine on Sinking Boat

Apparently the Goodship Yeyo was headed to Blowtown, USA, because federal agents found themselves a boat with a crapload of cocaine earlier this month. U.S. Customs, Border Protection officers, and a Fort Lauderdale Marine Unit were called in to investigate a sinking boat that was being reported to have contained…

Las Olas Boulevard Bridge to Close Tuesday as Construction Continues

The seemingly never-ending construction on the east Las Olas Bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway will continue even later Tuesday night, which means the bridge will be closed to traffic until Wednesday morning. This means detours and irritation and confirmation that the Traffic Gods hate you. The bridge will be closed…

Everglades Voted Least Sexy National Park

Two South Florida parks, the Dry Tortugas and Biscayne National Park, have been voted part of the Top Ten “Sexiest National Parks” in America on sugar-daddy travel website MissTravel.com, a “destination-dating” site that hooks up “attractive” travelers with “generous” ones. According to the company’s public relations manager, Jennifer Gwynn, 8,500…

Propane Gas Explosions Rock Lake County; Homes Being Evacuated

A series of massive explosions rocked Lake County near Orlando late Monday night. According to several reports, the explosions began around 11 p.m. at Blue Rhino, a propane gas company, at the 300 block of County Road 448. Multiple injuries have been reported. Several homes in the area have been…

Florida Cat Lady Charged With Child Neglect

For the second time in a year, Port St. Lucie cops were called to the home of a cat lady living with a horde of cats that had taken over the home. This time around, however, she was arrested for child neglect when it was discovered that her two teen…