The winner of the record $590.5 million Florida Powerball finally came forward Wednesday. And, of course, it’s an 84-year-old lady. Because, God hates us all. Gloria Mackenzie, of Zephyrhills, was officially announced as the winner of the second-biggest jackpot in the history of the lottery in the U.S. She has…
On Friday, we told you the heroes at the Florida Family Association — a group so worried about people going to Disney World on the same day that it holds its annual Gay Day and probably have gay people going around the park telling little kids how being gay is…
It’s getting to be put-up or shut-up time for the NCAA and their investigation into the University of Miami. Two years since Ponzi con Nevin Sheprio opened his mouth with allegations of widespread misconduct, the showdown between the school and oversight gurus has just gotten weirder and weirder. The latest…
An Okaloosa County man decided to get completely wrecked on booze and then watch a documentary about Adolf Hitler. Because, Okaloosa County. However, the documentary got him so fired up, he decided to get his handgun and start shooting it randomly inside his apartment. He also pointed the gun at…
Sorry kids of undocumented immigraaants. You’re just gonna have to hitchhike to get to class on time. Thanks to Governatron Rick Scott, who vetoed the “Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals” bill, which would have allowed you to have a temporary Florida driver’s license. The measure would have given “approved application…
If you enjoy cannabis from time to time and appreciate your freedom, we advise you to treat your time in Florida with care. If you enjoy cannabis from time to time, appreciate your freedom and happen to be black, treat Miami-Dade County as if it’s herpes because, odds are, it…
Freedom couldn’t wait. Not with America sinking into the fetid clutch of socialism. Not with the libs having their sordid way with Washington DC, if not the world. And most definitely not for a man like Allen West. For months — unbeknownst to all of us — Allen West has…
Looking back two years later, Occupy Wall Street now looks like one big social justice sparkler: it cooked hot and bright before going dark quick. But in those heady days of 2011, it seemed downtowns across the country were clogged with folks aiming ire at the bad guys in business…
New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez — baseball’s highest-paid player– is reportedly facing a 100-game suspension from Major League Baseball if found to have used performance-enhancing drugs. About 20 athletes, including Milwaukee Brewer and University of Miami alum Ryan Braun, will reportedly receive punishment as well. In a blockbuster story…
A second-grade substitute teacher at Pride Elementary School in Deltona was ordered to go home after a bizarre incident where she claimed to have heard voices outside her classroom, and rambled on about the CIA and FBI and wanting to call the president of the United States, Robin Forde, 51,…
The defense attorney for Kaitlyn Hunt, the 18-year-old high school student facing felony charges after she had a same-sex relationship with a younger student, is planning to ask a judge to limit the teen’s court appearances until jury selection. Earlier this month, Hunt was arrested on charges of “lewd and…
Yesterday, we told you about a llama that escaped from his Tallahassee pen, running amok, hopping fences, and giving the cops a good run until they tasered his llama ass and got him back into his fence. Now comes the news — albeit a lot sadder than yesterday’s news –…
Citing a slew of insider folk who compose the “Charlie Crist camp,” Politico recently unleashed one of the most unintentionally satirical articles of Washington reporting this side of a Joseph Heller novel. According to “Democratic sources closely watching the race,” and “operatives familiar with [Crist’s] thinking” and “allies” and “sources…
Your Miami Heat is headed to its third-straight NBA Finals after vanquishing the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, 99-76. While Indiana gave Miami all it could handle in this series, it was the Heat’s stifling defense coupled with the world-devouring awesomeness of LeBron James, with…
Bjarke Ingels, the Danish architect responsible for designing the controversial Marina Lofts development, is set to make a presentation at the Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale Monday night. See also: – Water Taxi Employee Fired for Video Defending Rain Tree: “Tell Him to Stick It Up His Ass and…
Floyd Mayweather Jr. ain’t care. The boxer — who is known for laying down huge wagers on crazy shit — has reportedly plunked down $5.9 Million dollars on tonight’s Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers. And you’re struggling to stay cool because…
George Zimmerman’s lawyers apologized on Sunday for having said that some video footage they found showed slain-teen Trayvon Martin beating up a homeless man. During a hearing on Tuesday of last week, attorney Mark O’Mara said that the defense had in their possession some footage of three fights, with one…
A Marion County man pulled a Kramer on a Bellview car dealership over the weekend when he took one of their vehicles for a test drive, and never came back. Lloyd Edward Kraft, 76, went into the Prestige Auto located on 6041 SE Abshier Blvd., and asked to test drive…
Nan Rich’s long shot campaign for governor keeps piling up points by the abuse it suffers. First the state GOP decides to take shots at her for her history as a defender of women’s reproductive rights. Now she makes headlines when her own party denies her the right to speak…
For a certain brand of South Florida outdoorsy-type, nothing beats blasting through the great outdoors on a giant off-road vehicle – wind wiping your hair, bug guts painting the windscreen, huge tires below mulching up the turf. But questions about where backwoods cruising should be allowed in Big Cypress National…
A llama was out on the loose and running amok through the streets of Tallahassee over the weekend, as llamas are wont to do when they bust of their pens. This particular llama, named Scooter, was quite the menace, outrunning cops and authorities, hopping over fences, and being quite the…
No matter what, Violeta Maczynski wants you to know that her Boca Raton company, US Passport Services, is most definitely not a scam. So ignore the 190 complaints filed against it with the state Better Business Bureau alleging misdeeds from failure to reimburse customers to not honoring its verbal contracts…
