Kids. They can be a such a nuisance. Especially when you just want to go shopping for stuff. Amerite? One Volusia County mother thought so. So she left her 9-year-old and 4-year-old inside their trailer home, padlocked it, and went shopping at the local Dollar General Store…
So, thanks to this report, we may have located the world’s most entitled human persons ever. The report, published by the New York Post, says that some wealthy Manhattan moms visiting Disney World didn’t want their precious pampered tykes to wait in long lines for rides like everyone else, so…
A man from Illinois was honeymooning with his new bride in Orlando when he allegedly decided to leave their honeymoon suite at the Omni Hotel in Champions Gate to go pay another woman for sex. The newlywed woman had noticed her man had gone missing and called the cops. She…
A bunch of teens from Western High in Davie were headed to their high school prom on Saturday night when they decided to stop off and become heroes first by rescuing seven people, including two children, from a van that had flipped over on I-595. The teens, clad in tuxes…
The Chicago Bulls, fresh off having their their asses blown off in Friday’s game three, decided to go the ole “HEAD GAMES” route before last night’s game four. The Bulls turned the tables on the narrative of this series — that they can’t score, so therefore they need to nail…
James Tracy thinks journalists get a lot of things wrong. He thinks journalists mindlessly ingest whatever false narrative the U.S. government provides and plop it into the news inches as fact. He thinks journalism is corrupt. He thinks journalism is incompetent. He thinks journalism is weak. But at least we…
Tonight, people who both support and oppose the Marina Lofts development proposed for near downtown Fort Lauderdale will meet for what promises to be a heated showdown in front of the Planning and Zoning Board. The board will make a recommendation to the City Commission, which will ultimately vote on…
Aaron Jackson, South Florida’s most lovable do-gooder, whose non-profit Planting Peace helps house and feed homeless children throughout the developing world and in March took on the Westboro Baptist Church bigots with its rainbow-colored Equality House, needs help. Planting Peace is looking for sponsors for one of its Haitian orphanages…
Marco Rubio and the GOPers have their new Obama outrage to dryhump with this IRS fiasco where they targeted conservative groups during the 2012 election. And so Rubes is asking — nay, DAMANDING — that the IRS Commissioner resign his IRS Commissiony job effective immediately because… outrage! Also, there is…
Some deputies at the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office might be going the A-Rod route (allegedly!) and getting jacked up with illegal steroids, according to a Gossip Extra report. The report says that the FBI and the DEA are conducting a major investigation into the possible juicing of some of…
Working class. What a concept. A shameful secret, even, in a world where we’re all supposed to be either “upwardly mobile” or eternally grateful for the crumbs from the tables of the “job creators.” Bullshit. Stuff don’t happen — and bosses don’t get rich — unless ordinary people put their…
Two South Florida identity thieves the feds have been trying to nab were caught after one of them couldn’t resist Instagraming a picture of his food at Morton’s the Steakhouse in Fort Lauderdale. Nathaniel Troy Maye, 44, who claims to have stolen 700,000 identities, and his lady friend, Tiwanna Tenise…
Let’s say yo. . . err . . . no, your friend, happened to illegally download some porn over the last year or so. Now, your friend knew he was breaking the law when he did it. And sure, it’s gross, but he was sad and cripplingly lonely and they…
A high school student in northwest Florida was kicked out of school for essentially lying about how a gunman was going to come and shoot people at his school. Sometime last week, the Walton County High School student began a rumor that there was going to be a shooting at…
Men speaking in strange tongues call Rick Ross late in the night and ask him questions involving matters he has no knowledge of. In English more broken than Tim Tebow’s NFL chances, they ply him for info on his next ill beat. They croon how much they love his jam…
Satirical/fake news website The Onion released a satirical/fake news piece on Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday that is not sitting well with local officials. “Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy,” is being met with sour grapes and bad jokes from the likes of Fort Lauderdale Mayor…
President of the Florida Cannabis Action Network Cathy Jordan is suing Manatee County Sheriff Brad Steube for wrongful conduct after cops raided the her home like a SWAT team crashing into Pablo Escobar’s mansion back in February. Back on February 15, cops swarmed Jordan’s home after a government employee who…
Ah the Miami Dolphins. They do everything exceptional. Draft exceptionally… sign free agents exceptionally… score exceptionally… win exceptionally, and have exceptional ideas to make Super Bowl weekend exceptional. And now they are excelling at pulling off the ole “You Didn’t Give Us Want We Want and Now the Team Might…
Ever see that photo of the python that tried to swallow an alligator– and the gator explodes out the python’s side as it’s being digested? Or watch animal combat videos on YouTube, with great predators of the planet going at it tooth and claw? That’s how we feel reading about…
Now that polo mogul John Goodman is all set to get a whole new trial because his lawyers masterly found a silly little loophole to navigate through to get him one, those very same lawyers have filed a motion to withdraw as his defenders. Attorneys Roy Black and Mark A.J…
Late Wednesday evening, Charlie Crist set off a small detonation in the political sphere by throwing his support behind gay marriage. Now, this wasn’t exact a surprise. Since officially signing his Democrat papers six months ago, the former Florida governor has been slowly ditching his old Republican stances. Crist 2.0…
Fuck you, Jared. The Subway chain has a new advertising campaign — the “Harlem Shake.” But unlike the unremitting charm of the Jared Campaign, the sandwich king just can’t seem to get this one right. (Or at least a recent lawsuit alleges.)…
