Palm Beach Schools Allowing Some To Opt Out of FCAT

It looks like Palm Beach County middle school advanced class students might be able to forego the FCAT test this year, pending on a case-by-case basis. Last week, the Sun-Sentinel reported that parents had been complaining to school officials about their kids being double-tested thanks to the academic albatross known…

The Entire State of Florida Is Going to Jail For Tax Evasion

Monday is the last day to file your taxes. Have you filed them? Probably not. Because, according to a report, Floridians are filing slower than usual this year. This could be a mistake, Plantation spokesman for the Internal Revenue Service, Mike Dobzinski says. Because last-minute crunch-time filings mean more errors,…

Elizabeth Fago and Her Baggage Nominated to FAU Board of Trustees

The selection of new members of FAU’s Board of Trustees is usually not controversial, passing easily from nomination through confirmation to installation. That may not be the case with Gov. Rick Scott’s choice of Elizabeth Fago.See also:- Best Local Girl Gone BadFago’s nomination was announced March 27th, during the height of…

Anti Gun Rally Going Down In Delray on Saturday

Community leaders will be gathering in Delray Beach on Saturday for a “We Have Not Forgotten and Demand Action” event. And while the name is overly long and uninspired, the event itself is intended to be a loud shout in the face to Congress and lobbyists alike that gun control…

You Are Now Free to Ride Your Horse to Walmart

Ever get a hankerin’ for a whole case of cheese and peanut butter crackers but don’t have the money or the means to get to a grocery store other than maybe a horse? Well, it’s this kind of universal problem the fine folks at Walmart like to solve with their…

Florida Man Responds to Eviction by Pooping on a Porch

Jorge Jonathan Cruz-Blanco was evicted from his home on Monday. So he responded in the most reasonable way imaginable for a person who gets kicked out of his place of residence. He went out and got a job. Just kidding. He dropped his trousers and took a shit on the…

Nine Hurricanes This Season, According to Experts

If two Colorado State University climatologists are correct, we’re going to get hit up and harassed by hurricanes more than usual this season. Meteorologists Philip Klotzbach and William Gray are predicting from their supercool hurricane prediction base (i.e., their laptops, probably) that there will be 18 storms in total this year,…

Was Banksy in Florida? Artwork in Tequesta Makes Us Wonder

Could the mythical, England-based street artist known as Banksy have painted his latest bit of street art in… Tequesta? The small city (population 5,629) is a retirement haven in northern Palm Beach County. Last week, a New Times reader noticed this mural artwork on the wall of a vacant space…

Internet Cafés Are Officially Banned in Florida

Gov. Rick Scott officially made internet cafés go kaput Wednesday afternoon, when he signed legislation that bans up to 1,000 internet gaming storefronts across the state. See also: -Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Has Resigned The new law is in large part thanks to Allied Veterans, an internet café operator whose officials were…

Drone-Banning Bill Passes Florida Senate Unanimously

Good news, everyone! It looks like it’s going to be a little harder for the government to vaporize you with a drone, thanks to a 39-0 vote by the Florida Senate for SB 92. Sponsored by Sen. Joe Negron, who is the chamber’s appropriations chair, the bill will keep local…