President Barack Obama called California Attorney General Kamala Harris on Thursday night to apologize for calling her “by far the best-looking attorney general in the country” during a Democratic National Committee fundraiser on Thursday afternoon in Atherton, California. And rightly so. Obama should apologize. Because everyone in their right damn…
Ever thought to yourself, “Boy, I really wish I could get rid of this gun,” while at the same time thought, “Boy, I really wish I had a hundred dollars so I can buy stuff at Walmart”? Well Saturday is your lucky day, sir. Sheriff Scott Israel and the Broward…
Administrators at Florida Atlantic University didn’t have the gumption to stand up to a propaganda assault from the Christian right and investigate communications instructor Deandre Poole’s report of threats from a disgruntled student. They chose instead to hang Poole out to dry in the idiot wind. Academic freedom? Not at…
Back in January, New Face Of The Hope Of New GOP Future Marco Rubio voted against the $60.4 billion in aid for Sandy relief bill because O MAH GAWD ALL DEH PORK! And recently, Charisma Boy! flew to New York to raise campaign money (maybe also selling those awful Rubio…
When Hurricane Sandy clipped Florida and headed for the northeast, the National Hurricane Center announced that it was not a hurricane but a “post-tropical storm,” which was both the first time anyone outside of the National Hurricane Center ever heard the term, and was kind of confusing. And, apparently, it’s…
One day at a Fort Lauderdale company called Florida Security Protection, a supervisor pulled an employee, Daphney Beljour, into the bathroom on her second day of work and she started screaming. Then the associate — named Omar in a lawsuit filed in federal court — allegedly did something that made…
While Chris Bosh was out celebrating his 29th birthday with a massive elephant cake and a live-tweeting camel, someone was busy ransacking his home of $340,000 worth of jewels, watches and other valuables. The burglar was pretty selective of what to take, including rings and purses, according to Miami Beach…
The Florida Highway Patrol released the identities of the four victims killed in a horrific traffic accident yesterday that’s roiled the region. Two of the victims were affiliated with the United States Navy. Dennis Ortiz, 31, of California; Albertson, 31, and Kristina Almase, 26, of the U.S. Navy; and Lily…
FAU’s Division of Student Affairs has opened a student conduct investigation against Stop Owlcatraz, the student protesters who spoke out against the university’s decision to name their stadium after private prison operator GEO Group. See also:- Students Claim FAU President Saunders Hit Student Protester With Car- FAU President’s Collision With…
Time to bring in the lawn furniture and any cows you might have wandering around your premises. The National Weather Service in Miami has issued a tornado watch for all of South Florida through 8 p.m. Thursday night. This, along with a forecast of craploads of rain coming our way…
Back on February 25, cops raided the home of president of the Florida Cannabis Action Network Cathy Jordan, like a SWAT team crashing into Pablo Escobar’s mansion. See also: – Medical Marijuana Bill Introduced in Florida – Florida Medical Marijuana Bill Author Jeff Clemens Says “It’s About Compassion” – Florida…
An Orange County man crashed his car into a wall Wednesday morning. When Fire Rescue arrived at the scene and closed off the road at Via Hacienda Circle near Honour Road, they found the driver of the vehicle, Felix Lockett, had already gotten out of his car. He was dancing…
For the first time, an endangered Florida Panther has been released into Palm Beach County. Not to worry. The wild cat won’t be roaming the strip malls or come knocking on your door looking to borrow a cup of sugar. The 120-pound panther was released into the Rotenberger Wildlife Management…
It might be the understatement of the decade to say Florida Atlantic University has had a rough six months. By the time you’re done reading this post, an FAU faculty member will probably be accused of murdering puppies or colluding with North Korea. See also: – FAU “Jesus Stomp” Instructor…
They juiced harder than Mark McGwire, pumped iron faster than a Lamborghini Diablo’s pistons, and made it rain on more strippers than Juicy J at King of Diamonds. To finance their voracious appetites, they became experts in the dark arts of kidnapping, torture, extortion, and murder. One of their victims…
On February 6, in the federal courthouse in Miami, District Judge Ursula Ungaro handed down a ruling that would dismay law experts across the region. In a defamation lawsuit filed by Prime Minister Laurent Lamothe of Haiti against the American editor and owner of the Haiti Observateur newspaper, Ungaro banned…
According to police reports, Kelly Major Cooper, 46, allegedly kidnapped a 10-year-old boy from a party in West Park several weeks ago. Cooper then allegedly took the boy to his son’s Dania Beach residence, where he locked the child in a bedroom. Cooper then raped the boy and forced him…
Texting and driving is closer to being an illegal thing in Florida, thanks to Rep. Doug Holder’s CSHB 13 bill, which cleared its final hurdle in the Florida House and will now head to the floor for final votes. The votes are expected to happen sometime next week after the…
There has been a reported shooting at the Comerica Bank on North Military Trail. Multiple Boca Raton Police units have arrived on the scene. One report says police have not been able to confirm the shooting. But another is saying that at least two people have been shot at the…
A Wilton Manors woman found a new and innovative way to get her hands on some drugs. She used her dog’s prescriptions from the Floresta Animal Hospital in Boynton Beach to get her hands on 240 hydrocodone and acetaminophen pills between July and November 2012. Her dog didn’t seem to…
Updated, 10:24 a.m.”We assumed there were four people killed, but we just don’t know how many people were in the van,” said Joe Sanchez, spokesperson for the Florida Highway Patrol, referring to a terrifying accident that has rocked the region this morning. “It was that bad of an accident.” Sanchez…
Lake Worth has long been a hotbed for civil disobedience and a mecca for activists, and this weekend some locals are helping organize a group of “womyn (transgender or cisgender), transgender men, and genderqueer & gender-variant people” (but no cisgendered men please!) from across the state who will converge at…
