Five Reasons Everyone Should Let the Dolphins Alone to Tank in Peace
Everyone is mad that the Miami Dolphins are bad. The fans are mad. The players are mad. And the national media, most flamboyantly, is mad.
Everyone is mad that the Miami Dolphins are bad. The fans are mad. The players are mad. And the national media, most flamboyantly, is mad.
When the history of Venezuela’s ongoing collapse is finally written, entire chapters will be dedicated to the crooks. Swindlers, scoundrels, and sinvergüenzas of all stripes — protected by a wall of state-sanctioned corruption that allowed them to siphon billions of dollars out of the country into private bank accounts around the world.
In a city seemingly driven to pave over itself with the next big development, appreciation for the past is hard to come by. Fortunately, for over five decades History Fort Lauderdale has been the city’s heritage cheerleader. Tuesday, October 1, heralds one of the museum’s most significant exhibits chronicling the…
When he was ordered deported from the United States, Diego Alejandro Rojas didn’t think of himself. His mind didn’t turn to the chaos that awaited him in Venezuela. He didn’t linger on the death threats from the local paramilitary thugs who forced him to flee in the first place.
Several days after his May 2016 arrest for the murder of Dan Markel, Sigfredo Garcia made a jailhouse phone call to Kathy Magbanua, his former girlfriend and the mother of two of his children. He told her he would “be out soon and [would] either file a lawsuit or ‘get the hell out of dodge’ and leave everything behind them,” according to an FBI transcript of the call.
If the NFL counted style points, the Dolphins might have earned themselves a few yesterday. Unfortunately, the NFL doesn’t keep track of how pretty you looked in a 31-6 loss, so the Dolphins are just your normal, everyday 0-3 after their latest loss to the Dallas Cowboys.
Honestly, we thought we would have stopped doing this by now. Tracking the Dolphins’ mission to #TankForTua seemed like a good idea when the season began, but we figured by now there would be more pressing matters to deal with and newsier news to discuss.
Today 58-year-old Bernard Gonzalez became the first person in Broward County to be charged with murder for selling fentanyl to a person who later overdosed.
In addition to being a Florida senator and a villain from the Mummy film series because he scared Brendan Fraser too much, Rick Scott was, in varying stints, a hospital-chain executive and the governor of the Sunshine State. In both of those jobs, Scott showed utter contempt for poor people, the sick, and the concept of taxpayer-funded medicine…
It’s a rockin’ week in South Florida, with visits from The Who, Jai Wolf, GWAR and Senses Fail. On the culinary front, enjoy a super-snazzy Italian dinner and a Barley & Hops weekend.
Sitting in front of a computer screen in his home in Brandon, Florida, Daniel McMahon allegedly carried out a campaign of terror, encouraging violence against countless people and helping influence at least one murderous white nationalist. This week, federal authorities finally caught up with him.
This weekend offers arts and artists aplenty across Broward and Palm Beach counties. Doubly so with celebrations of Hispanic Heritage Month in bloom. Here are seven of the best things to do Friday and Saturday in South Florida. Friday, September 20 The Arts Garage in downtown Delray Beach will again…
The voice on the other end of the line sounded so thin, so frail, that at first Erika Williams didn’t recognize it as her son’s. It was only by the ten digits glowing on her iPhone — the number for the Flagler County jail — that she realized who was calling her February 4, 2019, a balmy Monday in North Florida.
The final season of Game of Thrones was either a big hit or a miss for fans, but there was one thing everyone could agree on: The music was awesome.
Following a 59-10 whooping at the hands of the Baltimore Ravens in the season opener, most Dolphins fans figured their team wouldn’t find much relief in a Week 2 matchup against the New England Patriots. Most assumed Tom Brady and the Pats’ offense…
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Thursday announced the repeal of the Waters of the United States (WOTUS) rule, eliminating the clean-water regulations enacted by the Obama administration in 2015 and making it easier for polluters to use chemicals linked to toxic algal blooms.
South Florida, like Cuban coffee, is steeped in Latin tradition. And whether you enjoy your cortadito or cafecito — or the culture of Cuba, the Caribbean, Mexico, and South America — all conjure images of warmth, vitality, and delicious food and drink. Latin and Latin American music, dancing, the arts,…
From stages across Broward and Palm Beach counties, here are musicals, shows, concerts, and acts you won’t want to miss for September 13 through September 15.
Murder is, believe it or not, illegal in the United States. That goes for adults, whom you certainly cannot kill with either your bare hands or some sort of physical weapon, as well as babies, who are morally speaking even less murder-able than grownups.
Miami dodged a bullet last week. Hurricane Dorian, just a wobble off South Florida’s coast, was one of the strongest and longest-lasting Atlantic hurricanes on record.
Life isn’t fair, but being a football fan in Miami right now is beyond unfair. Between the Hurricanes’ 0-2 start and the Dolphins’ purposely inserting their team into the toilet bowl just to watch it circle the drain (see: 59-10 ass-kicking in Week 1), 2019 promises to be one big wet fart sound if you were expecting either team to contend for anything at all.
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