Obama Signs Disaster Declaration For Counties Damaged by Isaac

Remember Tropical Storm Isaac? What a pain in the ass storm that was. It was particularly damaging to Palm Beach County, which got smacked harder by Ike than Miami-Dade or Broward, leaving more than 8 to 10 inches of rain in the southeast part of the county, damaging schools, homes and…

Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media

The Miami Heat will begin their NBA title defense next week. It’s been a harrowing journey since the Big Three came together in the Summer of 2010. The whole world watched and hated and delighted when they failed to beat the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. Then they were…

Cover Presidential Debate? Pay $3000 or So.

The only people allowed in the audience at Monday night’s presidential debate at Lynn University will be Lynn students, selected by a lottery to sit on risers in the Wold Performing Arts Center.But the real party will be next door, where an estimated 4,000 journalists from around the world will…

Michelle Obama Will Be in Davie on Monday

First Lady Michelle Obama will be speaking to supporters in Davie this Monday, a few hours before the third and final presidential debate takes place in Boca. Michelle is hitting up South Florida five days before early voting kicks off (October 27) and will look to rally supporters to help organize…

Florida Bigfoot Researcher Ad on Craigslist Just A Hilarious Prank

My brain exploded with excitement earlier this week. The catalyst: A help-wanted ad on Craigslist from a nonprofit in Pensacola for a Bigfoot researcher. The necessary qualifications were stringent, and the job duties exhaustive. Not only was the chosen researcher expected to develop an “actionable tracking program in designated geographic area,” but he or she…

Five Fort Lauderdale Firefighters Arrested in Forged Certification Scheme

Four City of Fort Lauderdale firefighters have been arrested and a warrant has been issued for one former firefighter on charges of using bogus medical certification cards in a yearlong corruption investigation. According to Ft. Lauderdale Police, the investigation began when a routine audit by the State of Florida’s Department…

South Florida Is the Least Affordable Large Metro Area in the U.S.

Oh, hey, South Florida. Good news! We’re number one in being the least affordable place to live in the 25 largest metro areas for moderate income households. Woo hoo! According to a new study from the Washington-based Center for Housing Policy and the Chicago-based Center for Neighborhood Technology, South Florida households…

Bill Nelson and Connie Mack Debate: Accusations, Lies, and Cows

The one and only debate between Bill Nelson and Connie Mack went down Wednesday night at Nova Southeastern University, and it had all the decorum and civility of the last three minutes of Reservoir Dogs. The two candidates took to their respective podiums and immediately began attacking each others’ records…

Wireless Woe: Internetz Harm Kidz? Probably Not.

Gone are the days of chalkboards, abacuses, and dunce caps. Nowadays elementary-school students (of a certain social stratus) tote iPads and laptops and get shamed for their stupidity on social media. And while the prospect of Little Billy jumping on Plantation Middle School’s wireless network to polish his social studies…

Mistrial Coming for Buju: Did a Juror Violate Court Orders?

Terri Wright is one of the jurors who helped convict reggae singer Buju Banton in a federal drug and gun trial in February 2011. She’s also passionate about law. The Tampa resident, who works in the insurance industry, jokes that she would be a professional juror if she could. But…

Poisoned: Asthma, Cancer, and Death Prowl a Miami Neighborhood

Cancer was killing Ethel Frazier. For a year, the disease wracked her body. Round after round of chemotherapy had left the 64-year-old frail and exhausted. By this past January, she was nearing the end. Ethel’s husband, Walter, couldn’t understand why she was dying. A quiet man settling into retirement —…

Man Tries To Avoid Jail Time By Punching a Cop

Adam Manuel Lee Raicies, of Tampa, was in court at a 9 a.m. Monday to go before a judge and be sentenced for giving false information to a law enforcement officer. Raicies, 25, was given probation by Circuit Judge Dick Greco. That’s when Raicies went bananas. Because he didn’t want to…