Colleges Should Stop Punishing Students Who Drink

It was 1 a.m. Saturday, January 16, when a pair of uniformed men shook Jaiema Pierre awake. The petite 18-year-old nursing major had fallen asleep in a friend’s dorm room at the Indian River Towers on Florida Atlantic University’s Boca Raton campus. “What year is it?” one of them asked…

The Hoot: FAU’s Version of The Onion

The Hoot is a new independent publication at Florida Atlantic University. On March 21, the site published a story headlined “FAU Student Government Legalizes Recreational Marijuana on Campus.” An FAU Board of Trustee member was quoted linking marijuana use to AIDS, and the school’s dining hall was hailed as the…

Video Catches Ex-BSO Officer Allegedly Faking Disability

A former Broward Sheriff’s officer has been out of work for almost nine years, claiming he can’t perform everyday tasks.  Video (obtained by New Times) shows otherwise, and Nicolas Carreno, 45, was arrested last week on charges of insurance fraud. Investigators in the Broward Sheriff’s Office fraud division say Carreno,…

New Times Is Looking for a Part-Time Copyeditor

New Times Broward Palm Beach has an immediate opening for a part-time copyeditor. We’re looking for a technically savvy editor with superior language and research skills. The ideal candidate will be assertive, efficient and organized, and must thrive in a deadline-driven environment. InCopy and/or InDesign experience is preferred. Top applicants…

17-Year-Old Organizing a Youth Militia in South Florida

The constitution states “neither shall any person be eligible to that office [of president] who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years.” But last June, Elijah Manley decided to run for president anyway. The Fort Lauderdale High junior was only 16 (but has since turned 17). He…

No One Cares About Powerball Unless It’s a Billion Dollars

A $429.6 million Powerball jackpot hit on Saturday night. In years past that would have been big news. But after that $1.6 billion record run-up in January, it’s only a brief. That’s a problem organizers of the two national lotteries, Powerball and MegaMillions, are facing more and more. We have…

MMA Fighter Jordan Parsons Dies from Injuries at Age 25

Last weekend, a Delray Beach hit-and-run shattered the MMA community. On Sunday morning, Jordan Parsons was struck by a Range Rover while crossing the street in Delray Beach. It was a hit-and-run.  The 25-year-old MMA featherweight prospect was rushed to Delray Beach Medical Center. Parsons underwent several surgeries and part…

Sen. Maria Sachs Suggests Florida Establish a Gaming Commission

Rules about casino licenses, slot machines and gambling protocols should be left to those with a longtime background in such matters, argues state Senator Maria Sachs, D-Delray Beach. Four of the past five years, Sachs has proposed that Florida create a gaming commission. Each time, her bill has died before…