Ten Best Ways to Blow Your Tax Return in South Florida

The sight of a W-2 in your mailbox can strike either fear or joy into your heart.  If you’ve decided to take your money upfront and deal with Uncle Sam in April, things are about to get tight. But if you paid along the way all year long, that paper…

Five Ways Donald Trump and JFK Are Totally Alike

Sometime during this codeine-addled horse-race of an election cycle, I lost the ability to distinguish between Donald Trump and John F. Kennedy. Last week, after a particularly stressful day, I came home around 7 p.m., threw CNN onto the television, and promptly fell asleep on the couch, only to wake…

Sailing to Cuba Is a Hot Topic at the Miami Boat Show

Sailing to Cuba — that’s the hot topic in the boating world these days. So the tent was packed full yesterday at the Strictly Sail Miami boat show at Bayside Marketplace, where Wally Moran gave a talk explaining how cruisers and sailors can best explore the communist island. Moran is…

Needle Exchange Program for Heroin Users Could Start if Law Passes

For the past three years, Dr. Hansel Tookes, a 34-year-old medical resident specializing in infectious diseases, has fought to bring a needle-exchange program to South Florida. With the spike in heroin use, a needle exchange is desperately needed here, Tookes says—especially since Miami-Dade and Broward counties have the highest rates…

Hialeah Park’s Poker Room Gets Busted for Cheating

In Florida, Atlantic City, and Las Vegas, T.J. Shulman has won almost a half-million dollars in poker tournaments. One day this past August, the talkative Boca Raton pro sat beneath a wall of TVs that brightened Hialeah Park’s poker room. He saw dollar signs in the eyes of the players…

The 13 Best Makeout Spots in Broward

Valentine’s Day means different things to different people — probably depending on what gender you are. If you’re a woman, you’re probably thinking boxes of chocolates, flowers,  pink balloons, heartfelt cards, and thoughtful, well-planned surprises. If you’re a guy, you’re thinking about how to make all those same things happen…

Dan Marino Appeared in a Hilarious Super Bowl Ad Last Night

Everything about last night’s Super Bowl was pretty underwhelming. The pre-game and halftime shows were forgettable. The game itself was putrid. And if you were just watching for the commercials, those were nothing special, either. There doesn’t seem to be a universal favorite among the disappointing bunch. That is, unless you’re a…

Six Ways Fort Lauderdale Has Changed for the Worse

Last week, we mused about eight ways Fort Lauderdale has changed for the better, highlighting social justice, the FAT Village art walk, and Uber.  But as with any performance review, we get the back-patting out of the way, and then move on to the constructive criticism. All that swanky can’t cover…

Hollywood Looks to Build Affordable Housing for Artists

Broward County may get its second affordable housing project for artists.  Artspace, a real estate developer specializing in affordable live/work spaces for low- and moderate-income artists, is conducing a survey to determine the market needs for a live/work/create project planned for downtown Hollywood. The survey’s findings will help identify the size…