Letters

“I Am Just a Big Jackass Shooting Little Peccadillos Aloft” With your article on sculpture-smashing in Hollywood (“You Call This Art and Culture?” Sean Rowe, March 26), my birthday came a few weeks early this year. Rick Arrowood has given me a multitude of presents. I would like to thank…

Enough to Make You Sick

In an empty lot littered with bits of broken glass and fast-food refuse, a man hunches over and pulls apart the weeds as if searching for a lost contact lens. Standing around him are half a dozen men, talking and drinking out of bottles in brown paper bags. Making halfhearted…

You Call This Art and Culture?

Around midnight on October 27, 1990 — the last minutes of the 101st Congress — Sen. Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts amended a bill designed to create 85 new federal judgeships. The House approved the amendment, and so did Kennedy’s exhausted fellow senators. President Bush promptly signed the bill, eager as…

Undercurrents

Look for more attitude and fewer blazers on local TV this spring when media mogul Barry Diller shakes things up. Diller owns WYHS-TV (Channel 69) which he’s been using to air his Home Shopping Network in South Florida with around-the-clock broadcasts of such illuminating shows as “18k Indulgence” and “Rug…

You Can’t Hide From David Muskowitz

Sipping a Coke and munching fries at Hooters, David Muskowitz doesn’t look much like fearsome Big Brother. More like nerdy nephew, a 25-year-old with a pudgy face and baggy jeans, laughing with the waitress about old school days at Piper High. He’s a nice guy; it’s his power that’s scary…

Letters

It’s Almost Unanimous: Aquaterra Is a Great Restaurant I read Jen Karetnick’s review of Aquaterra (“Don’t Go Near the Water!” January 29). To say I was flabbergasted is putting it mildly. I have dined there on many occasions — in groups of four and six people — [and] everyone was…

The Straight Dope

People who can’t see are blind, and people who can’t hear are deaf. What is the term for people who lack the sense of smell or taste? Smell-less? Tasteless? — Bob, Dallas, Texas No question, these would be handy terms to have in these trying times. Luckily the medical dictionaries…

Big Chief Moneybags

Seminole Indian chief James Billie, dressed in traditional multicolored jersey and snakeskin boots, is dropping fast from two miles above the earth toward his target — a windblown airport runway in Tallahassee. The man sitting next to him in the copilot’s seat, an old friend of mixed Creek Indian and…

Undercurrents

Pity the poor lobbyists, how they sometimes suffer. Consider David Ericks, an example of why lobbyists earn every tassel on their loafers. Broward County taxpayers give Ericks $44,000 for a few months’ work representing county government while the state legislature is in session in Tallahassee. In Broward he has other…

Forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not Where to Pray

National Day of Prayer is losing its reverential tone in Fort Lauderdale this year. The Broward County chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) says it’s marching into federal court to try to block Mayor Jim Naugle from using his official position to promote the National Day of Prayer…

The Straight Dope

I recently acquired a satellite dish and have become a shameless junkie of old Westerns. In half of these B movies of plains life, it seems there is a woman giving birth. After they give her the obligatory wooden spoon to bite on, someone always yells to boil some water…

Letters

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Reporter We greatly appreciate the fine article by John Ferri entitled “Keeping the Faith” in your February 26 edition. It was a real pleasure to visit with Mr. Ferri while he was writing his story, and we especially appreciate the way he captured…

Foodstuff

I’m a sucker for gourmet markets. Shelves stocked with flavored mustards, refrigerators filled with ripe cheeses, and wine racks lined with fruity vintages always make me want to picnic right in the store. You can pretty much do that at Grapevine Gourmet Shoppe and Catering (256 S. University Dr., Plantation,…

Waste-Case Scenario

Last month, Broward County commissioners reluctantly gave the Unisys Corporation $21 million to manage a computer project so risky one commissioner described it as going “into the abyss.” State Sen. Walter “Skip” Campbell could certainly understand their fear. At the time, he was poring over stacks of documents in Tallahassee,…

If at First You Don’t Succeed, Sue

At ten minutes past three on the afternoon of January 22, a penniless, jobless, and nondegreed former Florida Atlantic University student named Gary Snyder sat down at a conference table across from the most powerful man on campus and began issuing instructions. “Please state your name for the record,” he…

Undercurrents

In the interest of history, New Times must reveal a hush-hush tale from the closing days of the glorious Hollywood mayoral campaign, the mysterious case we shall call “Coleman and the Karaoke Tapes.” Since this election featured controversy over everything from tax liens to out-of-state license plates, why not controversy…

Letters

Caught in the Same Wrong Net I wish to thank New Times and Michael Freedman for printing the article on the troubles of net fisherman Everett Hobby (“Bait and Shackle,” February 26). It so happens that the same officer who arrested Mr. Hobby arrested me on a cast net charge…

The Straight Dope

While busily working one afternoon (i.e., staring at the clouds), my coworker told me that a cloud can weigh as much as or more than a 747. I think she’s nuts and that this is impossible. Please set her straight. –JMG, via the Internet Hope you didn’t put serious money…

It Came From the Swamps!

By the light of a full moon, Big Cypress Swamp seems far closer to the world of dreams than to that of everyday experience. The trees — thin-trunked, ruler-straight slash pines and skeletal, twisted pond cypress — stand above moon-silvered palmettos like eerie, silent sentinels. The ground is uncertain, a…

Back in the Saddle

At the age of ten, Dorothy Rickmeyer took up the alto saxophone and continued to play for years. Living in West Virginia at the time, she was proud to march in the sax section of the Ceredo-Kenova High School band during parades. But, like many, she stopped playing after graduation…

Trailer Thrash

Errol and Kathy Wyrick are occasionally scared awake in the middle of the night by rocks pelting the side of their trailer in the Royal Plaza Mobile Home Park. Vandals and vagrants have begun to hang out in the abandoned trailer next door, with its aluminum siding ripped off for…

Undercurrents

There is a certain fear that as Broward County matures it will become as dull as the Sun-Sentinel; thus spirited readers rejoice when they discover deep within the paper signs of rip-roaring life. Such a moment came last week in the pseudo-expose of Pompano Beach Commissioner George Melcher, who violated…