Allen West’s Week No. 2: Bring On the Government Shutdown?

Thursday, Allen West appeared on Glenn Beck for a chat with Judge Andrew Napolitano — a true libertarian and genuinely good guy, who nowadays earns his keep as Fox’s answer to Harvey Fierstein and/or Bee Arthur. The subject under discussion? The government shutdown that may occur should Congress be unable…

Lauderdale Lakes’ Financial Crunch Is Part of a National Problem

Lauderdale Lakes cannot balance its budget without aid, though it’s still unclear how this aid will take shape. In November, the Juice reported that the city was behind on its payments to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, and last week, the Sun-Sentinel reported that the city is “teetering on the…

The Lord of Squat: An Overview of Mark Guerette’s Adverse Possession Claims

Our feature article this week is about Mark Guerette, who decided to take advantage of an old squatter’s-rights law called “adverse possession” to move low-income families, some with checkered pasts, into empty foreclosed houses around Broward County. Mark was eventually charged with fraud because he charged rent for property that…

Spring Break for Wall Street to Descend on South Florida

Looks like South Florida’s spring break this year isn’t going to be just where the boys are. Fort Lauderdale will also be the locale for some bonds gone wild with the top guns of Wall Street. LDV Capital Management will party with its own series of weeklong celebrations at its fourth Growth…

“Naked” Parties: Recession’s Answer to the Mall

I’m standing in my underwear in a neighbor’s Lake Worth living room, trying to wiggle into a pair of navy, pin-striped trousers. There’s a bottle of red wine on the coffee table, next to a platter of hummus and chips. Coldplay strums from hidden speakers; candles glow on the bookcase…

How to Take Over an Empty Foreclosed House

Need a house for free? Luckily, you’re in South Florida, which exists for the sole purpose of providing lots and lots of people with houses. Recently, a lot of those houses have turned up empty. So why not just take one?Starting in early 2009, mortgage broker Mark Guerette cruised through North…

Lauderdale Lakes Is Too Poor to Pay the Police

A tipster sent us word that Lauderdale Lakes has a very thin wallet these days — so thin that the city hasn’t paid the Broward County Sheriff’s Office in months, leaving the police no choice but to reduce services. It turns out our tipster is right: Lauderdale Lakes is in…

Billionaires Still Bountiful in South Florida

The region’s economy has been shaken in recent years by the housing slump and by the collapse of Ponzi schemers like Madoff and Rothstein, but South Florida is still home to at least 20 billionaires, according to the most recent Forbes list of the richest Americans.Micky Arison of Carnival Cruises…

City of Sunrise: No Foreclosure Benefit Concert Forthcoming

Though it sounded like a good idea a month ago, the City of Sunrise does not appear poised to stage a benefit concert to raise money for residents in foreclosure.”There has been no discussion of a benefit concert, nor has the board ever voted for a benefit concert,” says commissioner…

A Program Every Floridian Should Watch (But Probably Won’t)

That’s the opening two minutes of an ambitious documentary premiering tonight on public television station, WPBT-2. It’s called Imagining a New Florida, a more elegant title than Paradise Gone to Hell, which may be more appropriate.Of course, if the expert who says that Floridians are selfish transplants with no stake…

Vanilla Ice’s New Venture: Condos for Car Junkies

When we last left Wellington resident Rob Van Winkle, he was jumping a motorcycle over a monster truck filled with drunken fans. Now the man known to the world as Vanilla Ice is embarking on a quintessential South Florida venture: real estate. Always a lover of vintage cars — he…

Tamarac Resident LeRoy Browne: You CAN Fight City Hall

Tamarac homeowner LeRoy Browne moved from Washington D.C. to Paradise Estates in the 1980s because he was looking for, well, Paradise. But now his heavenly retreat is threatened: Browne’s house sits directly on a golf course that the city wants to rezone. The plan is to pave Browne’s Paradise and…

Madoff Penthouse Sold; Madoff Pad in Palm Beach Still on Market

Considering that Bernie Madoff built himself a cabbage patch of investors, it’s fitting that his former Manhattan penthouse would be purchased by the couple who made their millions from the Cabbage Patch franchise of dolls, Al and Patsy Kahn, who talked to the Times of London.And you’ve gotta love this…

Trump Tower Woes Mount With Foreclosure Suit

Somewhere, someone must be wagging a finger and announcing, “You’re fired.” The saga surrounding the Trump International Hotel & Tower on A1A in Fort Lauderdale just keeps getting worse. Last spring, dozens of buyers filed suits alleging they were duped into believing the marketing hoopla that the Donald was the…