Manatee Body Count: 2013 Shattered All the Records

Manatees — those lovable dopey floaters bobbing in the waters around South Florida — had a really bad 2013. For the first time since scientists began tallying the number of the animals killed in the wild, the body count broke the 800 mark. Yeah, read that line one more time…

Filipino Seafarers Arrive at Port Everglades After Typhoon Haiyan

It seems like a miracle — or at least a statistical unlikelihood — that none of the Filipino workers onboard the cargo ship Ocean lost anyone in the wake of Typhoon Haiyan. Thousands of people were killed and millions were left homeless after the storm ravaged the nation’s 7,100 islands…

Rep. Patrick Murphy Talks About Nasty Lake Okeechobee Pollution

Yesterday afternoon, Rep. Patrick Murphy gave us a shout to talk about the briefing he’s holding in Washington, D.C., today for members of Congress regarding the nasty pollution that’s flowing from Lake Okeechobee through two rivers and killing everything all the way to the east and west coasts of Florida…

NASA Will Pay You $5,000 for Lying in Bed

You sit around all day playing Candy Crush and bitching on Twitter about how Facebook sucks, so why not get paid a crapload of money while doing that? NASA is recruiting volunteers to lie in bed for 70 days to research the effects of microgravity on the human body. Volunteers…

Davie Canal Trees to Be Saved From Being Removed

The South Florida Water Management District had been planning to uproot dozens of oak and gumbo limbo trees that sit along a canal between Nob Hill Road and SW 101st Avenue along the C-11 canal of Linear Park trail in Davie. But, after Davie residents, and Mayor Judy Paul, asked…

Marina Lofts Wins Approval; Rain Tree Will Be Moved

Sorry, Egypt. The “eyes of the world [were] on Fort Lauderdale” last night. At least, that’s what Marina Lofts developer Asi Cymbal said without the slightest hint of irony before a packed house at a Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting Wednesday. The commission, voting on the relocation of a century-old…

Everglades Voted Least Sexy National Park

Two South Florida parks, the Dry Tortugas and Biscayne National Park, have been voted part of the Top Ten “Sexiest National Parks” in America on sugar-daddy travel website MissTravel.com, a “destination-dating” site that hooks up “attractive” travelers with “generous” ones. According to the company’s public relations manager, Jennifer Gwynn, 8,500…

Florida Sues BP and Halliburton Over 2010 Oil Spill

Florida got the Earth Day festivities kicked off early with some good old-fashioned litigation. Over the weekend, Florida joined Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana in suing BP and Halliburton over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill. The suit, filed by State Attorney General Pam Bondi in U.S. District Court in Panama…

Comet to Make Appearance in South Florida Skies

There’s been a lot of talk about space rocks falling on top of us ever since a meteor tore through the Russian stratosphere and broke a lot of shit a few weeks ago. And now comes word that some space debris will be flying dangerously, perilously close to us down…

Mayan Beach Club Condo Complex Destroys Sand Dune in Fort Lauderdale Beach

The Mayan Beach Club has obliterated a 176-foot-long sand dune on Fort Lauderdale’s beach that helped prevent beach erosion and provided a nesting place for endangered green sea turtles, because the it blocked the view of the ocean. The Florida Department of Environmental Protection apparently made the beach club prove…

Mayan Beach Sand Dune Bulldozed; Sea Turtles Left Without Nesting Ground

Sad news today for South Florida environmentalists, sea turtles, and Mother Earth: After a circuitous and arguably shady legal battle, Fort Lauderdale’s Mayan Beach Sand Dune was plowed over at some point in the past 48 hours. Even though an August court decision sealed the dune’s fate, the destruction blindsided…

PEER Frets Over DEP Layoffs, Says More Cuts Likely

A recent round of job cuts at the Department of Environmental Protection has stoked the wrath of environmentalists. Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility on Wednesday issued a statement blasting the DEP’s decision to lay off 26 employees from the agency’s Southwest District Office while eliminating 14 vacant positions. “These are nonmanagement employees,”…

Fort Lauderdale Beach Erosion Could Spell Trouble for Turtle Nesting

Chris SweeneySeveral hundred yards before traffic cones wedge northbound traffic on Fort Lauderdale’s scenic A1A into a single, slow-moving lane, a yellow sign alerts drivers and pedestrians that they’re smack in the middle of a turtle nesting zone. But now that strong tides, rough seas, and severe erosion have decimated a four-block stretch of…