Huizenga CFO on Water Management Board; Does This Have Anything to Do With Yachts?

Rick Scott’s decision to appoint a pro-business corporate executive to the South Florida Water Management District’s governing board is not exactly stunning. This is the governor, after all, who declared Florida “open for business.” But Timothy Sargent, an at-large member who now represents Broward, Palm Beach, Miami-Dade, and three other…

Tropical Storm Emily Is Dead

ITropical Storm Emily was declared dead by the National Hurricane Center at 5 p.m. yesterday.What was once the cause of alarmist hurricane threats, South Florida’s weekend weather forecast is now a 50/50 chance of raindrops.The weather prophets over at the NHC had originally warned that Emily had the potential to…

Tropical Storm Emily Update: Weathermen Aren’t Oracles

When hurricane season comes around, it seems like weather forecasting is about as effective as homeopathy.The National Weather Service and its subsidiary, the National Hurricane Center, have been putting out updates every few hours over the past couple of days on the latest happenings of Tropical Storm Emily.Emily was declared…

Tornado Spotted in Broward County (Video)

A tornado — yes, a tornado — touched down in Broward County yesterday evening, according to the National Weather Service.The NWS says the tornado was first spotted on the east side of Tamarac, although it was reportedly seen in North Lauderdale and Margate as well.The preliminary guesstimate from the NWS…

Florida Has Some of The Most Toxic Air Pollution In the Nation, Study Says

Florida residents are the third-most at-risk among the 50 states from toxic emissions from coal and oil-fired power plants, according to a study released today.The report, from the Natural Resources Defense Council and Physicians for Social Responsibility, found that only Ohio and Pennsylvania had filthier air.According to the report, the…

Rick Scott’s Quiet Campaign Against the Environment

Remember the environmental apocalypse Rick Scott was supposed to create?While campaigning for governor, Scott called the Department of Community Affairs, the state agency charged with overseeing local development projects, a “jobs killer.” He said he’d heard complaints that development permits were issued too slowly. (That building boom? It was just…

Practitioners of Quack Autism Treatment in Trouble With Governor

Two weeks ago, the Pulp published a small item about Mark and David Geier — a father-son team of self-proclaimed autism experts who treat the condition with a powerful chemical castration agent called Lupron. They’re from Maryland, but their interests run deep in Florida.They’ve got a clinic here, out in…

Animal Rights Activists Frighten Airline Into Monkey Ban

Respect and gratitude to the monkey lovers at the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida (ARFF) for ensuring that humanity will enjoy the company of AIDS, blindness, and hepatitis a little while longer.These are just three of the maladies under investigation by scientists who use nonhuman primates in their research –…

Governors in the Castration Business

Governors should stay the hell out of the autism wars.Their intrusion leads to naught but embarrassment and the enfranchisement of questionable characters. Example: In 2009, Charlie Crist appointed anti-vax chiropractor Dr. Gary Kompothecras to his Autism Task Force. After his appointment, Kompothecras — not incidentally, a man whose uncanny ability…

American Lung Association: In Broward County, The Air Is Poison

The American Lung Association came to Florida to learn, and left holding their noses. The air in Broward County has officially received a not-bad “B” for ground-level ozone (which is actually smog, as explained in the Sun Sentinel’s chastising article) and a grim “D” for “Particulate Pollution” (soot). These grades…

Rick Scott: Forget the Oil Spill — Let’s Go Fishing!

On the first anniversary of the Deepwater Horizon disaster that spilled 200 million gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico, Gov. Rick Scott celebrated by going fishing.Sounds strange, but Slick Rick didn’t have much choice. He favors offshore drilling. He’s refusing to sue the owner of the Deepwater Horizon…

KBR Subsidiary Wins Contract to Build Trash Burner in Palm Beach

Despite protests by union workers, environmentalists, and competitors, the Palm Beach County Commission yesterday handed one of its largest public works contracts to a company owned by controversial war contractor KBR.Acting as the Solid Waste Authority, the commissioners approved a bid by Babcock & Wilcox Power Generation Group and KBR…

Yuri Gagarin Flew 50 Years Ago: A Melancholy Anniversary

We are fifty years and one day into the era of manned space flight. On April 12, 1961, Yuri Gagarin’s successful of into Earth’s atmosphere and safe landing in the Saratov region of Russia made him a hero the world over, in Communist and capitalist countries alike. Everywhere, people sensed…

Ann Coulter Defends Her Radioactive Love

A few last words on Coulter’s radiation fetish. Two weeks ago, she claimed ionizing radiation could act as a cancer vaccine, and that nobody died of radiation poisoning at Chernobyl. Then she appeared on the The O’Reilly Factor to defend the column. Last week, she devoted a second column to…

Burmese Pythons Not Going Anywhere

At left, you’ll find the single most interesting picture taken in Florida in the last five years. (Other than this one, I mean.) Pictured is a 13-foot Burmese Python which has bitten off more than it can chew — except the python has dispensed with the biting, and the chewing,…

Hey — The Supermoon Really Did Screw With Us!

Whoops, I was wrong. Last week, I wrote that the so-called “supermoon” wouldn’t cause any problems, ‘cuz it’s a silly astrological concept with virtually no real-world significance. Read the debunking here! It’s great!Unfortunately, it failed to account for human boneheadedness, which often foils good science. Because while the supermoon was…