John Boehner’s Daughter to Marry a Rastafarian

House speaker, anti-weed guy, half-man/half-orange Republican John Boehner is about to become the father-in-law of a Rastafarian. Awwwww yeah, mon. Boehner’s eldest daughter, Lindsey, 35, is set to marry 38-year-old Jamaican-born Rastafarian Dominic Lakhan at a ceremony scheduled for May 10 in Delray. Eh mista Bey-ner. Why you so arinj?…

Florida Senate Bill Wants to Ban Bongs and Glass Pieces

Better be careful with those glass pieces, because if one state rep has his way, you won’t be able to pick up a replacement anywhere in Florida. A new bill floating through the Legislature seeks to ban pipes and bongs from retail outlets. The legislation was filed last December. Right…

Guilty Plea in Mr. Nice Guy Case and the Future of Synthetic Weed

Last week in federal court, the mastermind behind one of the country’s largest synthetic drug production outfits ended what could have been a bruising legal drama by pleading guilty. Dyan Harrison was the top guy behind Mr. Nice Guy, a synthetic-weed brand on the kush-end of the scale in terms…

Robert Platshorn Asks TV Audiences: “Should Grandma Smoke Pot?”

Next time you swing by grandma’s for some of her world-class oatmeal raisin, the cookies might not be the only thing that’s freshly baked. South Florida’s all-powerful Social Security set has possibly had increased exposure to the wonders of medical marijuana thanks to a new informercial. Since November, “Should Grandma…

Floridians Love Overdosing On Prescription Drugs, Especially Benzos

Deaths in Florida caused by oxycodone dropped nearly 18 percent, yet the pain drug remains one of the top killers in the state, according to a report from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.The report, released Wednesday, shows that deaths from benzodiazepines jumped 13 percent in 2011 and were the…

Cannabis That Washed Ashore on Beach Gets Man in Trouble

On Friday, we told you about several 15-pound sacks of weed that washed ashore on the beach near Commercial Boulevard. Some “Good Samaritans” saw the marijuana bricks and immediately called 911. But, in what might be the least shocking development in this story, some guy picked up one of the…

Cannabis Washes Ashore in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea

Every now and then, beachgoers run into debris that has washed up on shore: seaweed, jellyfish, seashells, and the occasional plastic CVS bag. And now you can add weed to that list. Early this morning, some people walking on the beach called 911 after they found 15-pound packages of cannabis…

DEA Storms Synthetic-Pot Distribution Centers Across Florida

See also “Synthetic Marijuana Ban Seems Like a Good Idea, Probably Won’t Do Much” and “Broward Commission Moves to Ban Bath Salts, Fake Weed”The war on synthetic drugs has gone federal, and in a big way.Officers with the Drug Enforcement Administration and Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office on Wednesday stormed…

Synthetic Marijuana, Bath Salts Banned in Dania Beach

See also “Synthetic Marijuana Ban Seems Like a Good Idea, Probably Won’t Do Much” and “Broward Commission Moves to Ban Bath Salts, Fake Weed”The Dania Beach City Commission on Tuesday evening cleared the way for a ban on selling bath salts and herbal incense, more commonly referred to as synthetic…

South Florida Seniors Comment on Pot Use, Are Hilarious

We told you a few weeks ago about South Florida activist Robert Platshorn, who is raising money to put out hundreds of informercials informing senior citizens about how weed is, like, so good for you. He says the senior demographic is key to the legalization movement, and his Kickstarter is…

New OxyContin Formula Pushing Users to Shoot Heroin

In 2010, the formula for OxyContin, a slow-release form of the powerfully addictive painkiller oxycodone, was changed to make it harder to abuse. It became almost impossible to grind up and dissolve effectively, making it mostly useless to addicts who would snort, smoke, or inject the drug to get an…

Rudy Eugene Wasn’t High on Bath Salts; Let’s Slow Down the Freak-Out

Well, turns out “Miami Zombie” Rudy Eugene wasn’t high on bath salts when he chomped on Ronald Poppo’s face.”The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner found only marijuana in the body of the man who was fatally shot while chewing a homeless man’s face over Memorial Day weekend,” wrote NBC Miami.Wait, wait –…