Hillary Clinton Is an Evil Lesbian, Says Roger Stone

Last week, while Hillary Clinton was in the middle of a marathon Congressional hearing defending herself in relation to the Benghazi incident, Roger Stone was at the Fort Lauderdale Barnes & Noble giving a talk about his newly-released book, The Clintons’ War on Women.  Tonight, Stone will appear on Real Time…

Justise Winslow Ended the Charlotte Hornets With a Monster Dunk

The Miami Heat played their first game of the season Wednesday night, taking down the Charlotte Hornets 104-94 in a game that featured the happy return of Chris Bosh, the starting-five of Bosh, Goran Dragic, Dwyane Wade, Luol Deng, and Hassan Whiteside finally playing together, and the return of Josh…

Dentists Will Buy Back Halloween Candy From Kids

Rather than trash the surplus of Butterfingers, Reese’s Cups and Laffy Taffy hauled into your house by lucrative trick-or-treaters, bring it to one of a dozen South Florida dentists and orthodontists who are offering kids incentives for trading it in. Some  dentists pay kids a $1 per pound for dumping…

Nine Things to Get Excited About for the Miami Heat 2015-16 Season

The Miami Heat kick off their 2015-16 season tonight and we’re so excited our nipples can cut through diamonds. It’s an exciting time to be a Heat fan. Pat Riley has assembled a helluva squad that’s primed and ready to challenge former teammate LeBron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers for…

Nudist Group Forced to Cancel Nude Year’s Festival on Beach

Beach Education Advocates for Culture, Health, Environment & Safety Foundation Institute (B.E.A.C.H.E.S) has been forced to cancel their Nude Year’s Festival on the beach due to camping concerns by the City. The group, which advocates the cause of Constitutional Rights, fundamental natural rights, and civil liberties of people whose principals include…

Colombian Judge Carlos Horacio Urán Was Killed by the Military

He’s there. Clearly. The kindly face. The mop of black hair. Those deep, dark eyes. He’s hopping. He’s hurt. A leg is busted. His arm swings like a pendulum as he’s tugged by a gun-slinging soldier past sticky rivulets of blood pouring down concrete steps. He’s a judge, one of…

Developers and Residents War Over North Beach

The breeze whips off the sand as Kirk Paskal sweats under a hot October sun, his back to the turquoise Atlantic. With one hand over his brow, he squints longingly at a boxy, two-story beige hotel. Formerly known as the Ocean Way, the hotel is decayed, the paint now cracked…

12 Florida-Themed Halloween Costume Ideas for 2015

Halloween is this Saturday, and that means it’s time to get your party plans in order, and your Trick-O-Treat route all figured out. But, we know the toughest part of this holiday is trying to figure out what to go out as. Your options are quite limited. There’s the usual…

Florida’s Bear Hunt Ends With 298 Killed

The director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC), Nick Wiley, declared Sunday evening that the state’s weeklong bear hunting season had closed due to hunters having killed nearly the maximum allowed number of bears. Though the FWC had set the limit of quota bears at 320, by…

Ryan Tannehill Sets NFL Record as Dolphins Crush Houston

Whoa what a time to be alive! The Miami Dolphins came out on Sunday, ripped JJ Watt’s arm out of its socket, and proceeded to beat the crap out of the entire Houston Texans franchise over and over with it. The end result was a 44-26 massacre and the Dolphins…

Florida Bear Hunt: 207 Killed on First Day

Yesterday, 207 bears were killed in the first day of Florida’s 2015 bear hunt. Two of four “bear management units” — regions where bears are allowed to be killed — were closed, since the number of bears killed in those areas had reached the area quota (maximum) set by the…

Rapids Water Park Operator Sues City to Stop Schlitterbahn

Back in July, it was announced that waterpark company Schlitterbahn had their sights set on putting the “biggest, baddest” water park ever in Fort Lauderdale. But now the people who operate Rapids Waterpark is suing the city to stop that from happening.   In an 11-page complaint filed on Wednesday, Premier…