Florida Doctor Invents a Laser Vibrator

A Florida-based doctor and inventor is about to get all Star Wars-y up in your vag. In order to treat his patients suffering from pelvic pain, board certified female pelvic medicine and reconstructive surgeon Doctor Ralph Zipper came up with a device that used low-level laser therapy. But during clinical…

Jayvon Woolfork Gets No Plea Deal in Hollywood Teen Rape Case

Jayvon Woolfork is the lone suspect in the brutal gang rape of a Hollywood teen not to have been offered a plea deal. Last month, Patricia Montes, 17, and Erica Avery, 17, took plea deals and on Wednesday, Lanel Singleton, 19, and Dwight Henry, 18, also took plea deals, pleading guilty to…

Republicans Hire Anti-Islam Speaker for Boca Event

The country is still reeling from the events this weekend in Garland, Texas, where anti-Islam activists were attacked by gunman while holding a cartoon contest meant to jab a provocative finger in the eye of extremists. The contests promised $10,000 to the person who could cook up the funniest image…

Seaplane Landing Scared People; It Was Vanilla Ice

Stop. Collaborate. And let someone know you’re landing a plane in the water because people got scared. On Wednesday night, police got a call about a downed planed in the Intracoastal off Lantana Road Bridge. Palm Beach County Fire rescue was called in to investigate. But, as it turns out,…

Best Of Broward-Palm Beach 2015: Nominations End Tomorrow!

Every year, we hear the same complaint: Why didn’t so-and-so win Best Of? But with so many great people and places around South Florida, it’s hard to get to them all. That’s why we invite you, our readers, to chime in with your thoughts on some of the best restaurants,…

Florida Prisons Must Have a Kosher Option, Court Rules

Going to prison in Florida no longer means you can’t keep it kosher. After more than ten years of lawsuits, a federal court ruled that the Florida Department of Corrections must meet the dietary restrictions of prisoners who desire a rabbi-approved meal. The FDOC had already been providing kosher meals…

We Could Have Our First Named Storm by End of the Week

All that messy, sloppy, crappy, no-good rain that’s currently inundating our neighborhoods might actually become the first named storm of the year. Huzzah! Ironically enough, this system that is wrecking our week and making our daily commute a magical time is the same system that in the southwest part of…

Epic Fight at Sawgrass Mills Food Court Leaves One Bloodied

Most of the time when you hear about a subway fight, the details do not include sandwich artists — but last Friday at the Sawgrass Mills Mall, that’s exactly how it all went down. The Sunrise Police Department confirmed to New Times that there was in fact a police report…

Study: Florida Meh for Working Moms

Wage equality, workplace opportunities and other issues linked to gender differences in the office finally seem to be getting the notice they deserve. That said, you’re average working mom still faces her fair share of uphill battles compared to male counterparts. A new study aims to rank the fifty states…

Kayla “2 Drunk 2 Care” Mendoza Sentenced to 24 Years in Prison

Kayla Mendoza, the 21-year-old woman who tweeted out “2 drunk 2 care” before driving a Hyundai Sonata the wrong way on the Sawgrass Expressway and crashing into a 2012 Toyota Camry, killing two people, has been sentenced to 24 years in prison, and six years probation. Citing her showing remorse,…

Fort Lauderdale Fleet Week: Three Must-See Ships to Tour This Week

Fort Lauderdale Fleet Week has arrived, which means sailers, Navy vessels, and all around awesomeness. Ships and cutters will be rolling into Port Everglades from May 4 through the 10th, including an amphibious assault craft, a Coast Guard response cutter, and two legendary Navy destroyers. Here are the coolest of…

West Palm Beach Conservative Ben Carson: I’m Running for President!

Man, it’s getting to the point where the phrase “Florida Man” no longer conjures up images of meth-huffing trailer park residents who murder over burnt dinner roasts but over-privileged guys gunning for the 2016 Republican Presidential slot. Already the Sunshine State boasts two of the bigger names entering the political popularity…