Bills Fans Blame Refs for Dolphins Thursday Night Slaughter

The Miami Dolphins opened a very large can of whoop-ass on the Buffalo Bills Thursday night, decimating the Bills 22-9 in a game that was slathered in playoff implications. The winner of this game would move on to challenge for the AFC East title, the loser would be on the…

Five Things Hurricanes and Seminoles Fans Can Agree Upon

In less than 40 hours, Hurricanes fans and Seminoles fans alike will flock to the Sun Life Stadium parking lots to share the same tailgate grounds, and this is going to shock you, but some of them might not exactly have the nicest things to say to each other. Hey,…

Miramar Football Protests Decision to Be Banned From Playoffs

The Miramar High football team has officially been banned from the state playoffs after the school self-reported allegations of ineligible students and “impermissible benefits” to players. Principal Loli Formoso sent parents an email explaining that the school was pulling out of the playoffs and the reasons why. On Thursday morning,…

Hammerhead Shark Stalks Pair of Kayakers Off Palm Beach

Kayaking can be a fun, relaxing time to spend an afternoon. Except, of course, when there’s a 13-foot hammerhead shark stalking you the entire way. Not as fun or relaxing. But that’s what happened to a pair of kayakers off the shores of Palm Beach earlier this week. The shark…

Guess How Much It Costs Taxpayers to Replace a Graffitied Sign on I-95

If your morning commute features a trip through central Broward on I-95 north, you may have noticed a new work of art recently, hanging from an overpass south of the Cypress Creek exit. Florida Department of Transportation officials called it vandalism (but didn’t conduct an investigation) and scheduled a cleanup…

Homeless Advocates Protest Outside Mayor Jack Seiler’s Home

As reported earlier by New Times, a midmorning protest went on as scheduled outside of the home of Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler on Wednesday. About 60 homeless advocates and some homeless people carried signs and chanted outside the home while mounted police guarded Seiler’s driveway. The protest was the…

Fort Lauderdale Draws Disappointing Score on LGBT Municipal Equality Index

For a city with the highest concentration of same-sex couples, Fort Lauderdale got a pretty substandard score in the Municipal Equality Index this year. The index, released annually by the gay-rights group Human Rights Campaign, grades how municipalities across the country treat lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender residents. And Fort…

Ten Most Shameful Things to Admit in Fort Lauderdale

Fort Lauderdale is one of the most vibrant and dynamic cities in the world. It’s the Venice of America. It’s the yachting capital of the world. It’s eco-friendly. Unfortunately, all those accolades don’t always extend to its opinions. This is a city that has a thriving downtown vibe and is…

Rush Limbaugh Threatens to Sue Democrats Over Campus Rape Comments

Rush Limbaugh, a man who has made a living slamming people by saying vile things about them, is threatening to sue the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee for what his lawyer says were attempts to paint the conservative talk show host in a bad light. According to the Daily Caller, Limbaugh…

Vermont Con Man Asked for $500,000 to Throw John Goodman Trial

Polo mogul John Goodman’s second trial for DUI manslaughter may be done, but there are still some big unanswered questions hanging over the proceedings. New information is now trickling out over a Vermont man’s offer to sway the jury, a scam that could tee up the trial for a potential…