Davie Police Officer Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Foot

A Davie police officer was hanging out at Geronimos Bar & Grill, located at 3528 S. University Drive, on Saturday night when the .380 caliber Glock in his pocket accidentally discharged, shooting him in the foot. The officer, Maiker Sanchez, 36, was not on duty at the time and was…

Giancarlo Stanton Signs the Biggest Contract in Pro Sports History

Giancarlo Stanton has reportedly signed a massive 13-year, $325 million contract to stay with the Miami Marlins. It’s not only one of the most unexpected things the Marlins have ever done; it’s also the richest contract in pro sports history — a record previously held by Alex Rodriguez, who signed…

Fort Lauderdale Gives Homeless Free Bus Tickets Out of Town

This year, the City of Fort Lauderdale has budgeted $25,000 to purchase bus tickets for homeless people who would like to leave town to be taken in by their friends or family. According to Deanna Greenlaw, public information officer for the Fort Lauderdale Police Department, “this program is facilitated via…

Bills Fans Blame Refs for Dolphins Thursday Night Slaughter

The Miami Dolphins opened a very large can of whoop-ass on the Buffalo Bills Thursday night, decimating the Bills 22-9 in a game that was slathered in playoff implications. The winner of this game would move on to challenge for the AFC East title, the loser would be on the…

Five Things Hurricanes and Seminoles Fans Can Agree Upon

In less than 40 hours, Hurricanes fans and Seminoles fans alike will flock to the Sun Life Stadium parking lots to share the same tailgate grounds, and this is going to shock you, but some of them might not exactly have the nicest things to say to each other. Hey,…

Miramar Football Protests Decision to Be Banned From Playoffs

The Miramar High football team has officially been banned from the state playoffs after the school self-reported allegations of ineligible students and “impermissible benefits” to players. Principal Loli Formoso sent parents an email explaining that the school was pulling out of the playoffs and the reasons why. On Thursday morning,…

Hammerhead Shark Stalks Pair of Kayakers Off Palm Beach

Kayaking can be a fun, relaxing time to spend an afternoon. Except, of course, when there’s a 13-foot hammerhead shark stalking you the entire way. Not as fun or relaxing. But that’s what happened to a pair of kayakers off the shores of Palm Beach earlier this week. The shark…

Guess How Much It Costs Taxpayers to Replace a Graffitied Sign on I-95

If your morning commute features a trip through central Broward on I-95 north, you may have noticed a new work of art recently, hanging from an overpass south of the Cypress Creek exit. Florida Department of Transportation officials called it vandalism (but didn’t conduct an investigation) and scheduled a cleanup…

Homeless Advocates Protest Outside Mayor Jack Seiler’s Home

As reported earlier by New Times, a midmorning protest went on as scheduled outside of the home of Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler on Wednesday. About 60 homeless advocates and some homeless people carried signs and chanted outside the home while mounted police guarded Seiler’s driveway. The protest was the…

Fort Lauderdale Draws Disappointing Score on LGBT Municipal Equality Index

For a city with the highest concentration of same-sex couples, Fort Lauderdale got a pretty substandard score in the Municipal Equality Index this year. The index, released annually by the gay-rights group Human Rights Campaign, grades how municipalities across the country treat lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender residents. And Fort…